The only thing which could improve this thread right now would be a Gomes clanger.
Boom!
Bloody goalkeepers. Stick his foot out and he saves it.
Ray: "don't follow the ball in those situations. Follow the guy, don't follow the ball!"
And I hope you all realise that you have to stay on your feet at this level. Just in case you didn't hear the first 10 times Ray said it.