The Emile Heskey appreciation thread

[mshurst]

Emile Heskey doesn't have a little toe on his right foot.

Hence his balance.

[not3bad]

They say you can't feel all the people all the time , Heskey did.

Well done Ivanhoe, that is quite an art.

Is Heskey feeling you now?

[march]

Local Sunderland paper have dismissed this out of hand, so looks like this has failed :-(

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/Sunderland-not-in-chase-for.6449279.jp

no quotes though

[TheSandman]

Well it's their loss.

Any luck knocking up that sales brochure?

[mshurst]

I made one. It was one page long...

...it read:

Emile I. Heskey.

Lots of games, not many goals.

Fancy it?

[TheSandman]

[Jimbo]

Emile Heskey doesn't have a right foot, just a really big little toe.

Hence his balance.

[avfc-mullins]

i really do beleive that some aston villa players are actually members on this site and read our comments so i want to say that emile heskey is single handedly my man this season, of course not because of his playing(no offence to our mid season signing) but because of the way everyone took the PiZz out of him and he took it like a real man but if that were one of the best players in the world for example ronaldo he wold moan like the big fanny merchant he is
Emile heskey deserves more than what he gets!
EMILE!!!!!! what a man... what a villa man!

[KevinGage]

Flawless.

[stevenjos]

If it's been dismissed now can we call him the useless c**t he actually is now?

[jasevilla]

He reminds me off of Buzz Lightyear "falling with style" and the ball hits him on the head and scored,class

[Villa'Zawg]

If it's been dismissed now can we call him the useless c**t he actually is now?

Remind me, which one out of you and Emile scored a goal for Villa against Feyenoord tonight?

[pauliewalnuts]

If it's been dismissed now can we call him the useless c**t he actually is now?

Remind me, which one out of you and Emile scored a goal for Villa against Feyenoord tonight?

That doesn't really matter, though does it.

[Villa'Zawg]

If it's been dismissed now can we call him the useless c**t he actually is now?

Remind me, which one out of you and Emile scored a goal for Villa against Feyenoord tonight?

That doesn't really matter, though does it.

How so?

[pauliewalnuts]

If it's been dismissed now can we call him the useless c**t he actually is now?

Remind me, which one out of you and Emile scored a goal for Villa against Feyenoord tonight?

That doesn't really matter, though does it.

How so?

Well, for example, you and I have never played a minute of Premier League football (I'm assuming you haven't, but I haven't) but it isn't going to stop us calling whichever player we don't rate shit, is it?

If Heskey is going to stay with us, I dearly hope he absolutely makes me (and all the others) choke on my criticism of him. He might, he might not, but I don't think a goal in a pre-season friendly is much indication of the way things are going to go.