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Offline Jimbo

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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2010, 09:07:07 PM »
Emile has very shiny fingernails, strong teeth and an extremely glossy coat for a man of his age.
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Offline Richard C

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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2010, 09:15:13 PM »
He is a very decent bloke.
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Offline TheSandman

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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2010, 09:16:24 PM »
He has a vast knowledge of trivia and would be a great addition to any clubs pub quiz team.
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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2010, 09:23:25 PM »
He is a remarkably sensitive and attentive lover
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Offline Richard C

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« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2010, 09:24:43 PM »
Quote from: "pauliewalnuts"
He is a remarkably sensitive and attentive lover

You know this how?
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Offline KevinGage

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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2010, 09:26:11 PM »
Like a tube of Werthers Original that have been left out in the sun too long, he's hot. Hot and hard.
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Offline Comrade Blitz

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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2010, 09:27:00 PM »
He has a big Johnson.
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Offline Jimbo

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« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2010, 09:27:20 PM »
Emile has souffle proficiency.
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Offline KevinGage

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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #53 on: July 28, 2010, 09:27:45 PM »
You had to lower the tone.
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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #54 on: July 28, 2010, 09:28:51 PM »
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Quote from: "pauliewalnuts"
He is a remarkably sensitive and attentive lover

You know this how?


He took me to places I've never been before.
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Offline Chris Jameson

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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #55 on: July 28, 2010, 10:38:07 PM »
He's not Marlon Harewood.

He will look really good in stripes, in fact in any colour other than claret and blue or purple and turquoise or whatever colour kit Villa have for the next however many months.
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Offline Dave Cooper please

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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #56 on: July 28, 2010, 10:39:21 PM »
Quote from: "pauliewalnuts"
Quote from: "Richard C"
Quote from: "pauliewalnuts"
He is a remarkably sensitive and attentive lover

You know this how?


He took me to places I've never been before.


Okay, so now you've been to paradise, but have you ever been to you?
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Offline villajk

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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #57 on: July 28, 2010, 10:41:28 PM »
He looks good in a Jacuzzi wearing blue and white although I'm sure any colour other than claret and blue suits him.  Claret is just not his style.
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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #58 on: July 28, 2010, 10:41:52 PM »
Emile, unlike that ugly little shit Milner, is not a transgender fantasist sex tourist.
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Offline cdbearsfan

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The Emile Heskey appreciation thread
« Reply #59 on: July 28, 2010, 11:02:41 PM »
Has he gone yet?
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