Emile has very shiny fingernails, strong teeth and an extremely glossy coat for a man of his age.
He is a very decent bloke.
He has a vast knowledge of trivia and would be a great addition to any clubs pub quiz team.
He is a remarkably sensitive and attentive lover
Like a tube of Werthers Original that have been left out in the sun too long, he's hot. Hot and hard.
Emile has souffle proficiency.
You had to lower the tone.
He is a remarkably sensitive and attentive lover
You know this how?
He took me to places I've never been before.
He's not Marlon Harewood.
He will look really good in stripes, in fact in any colour other than claret and blue or purple and turquoise or whatever colour kit Villa have for the next however many months.
He is a remarkably sensitive and attentive lover
You know this how?
He took me to places I've never been before.
Okay, so now you've been to paradise, but have you ever been to you?
He looks good in a Jacuzzi wearing blue and white although I'm sure any colour other than claret and blue suits him. Claret is just not his style.
Emile, unlike that ugly little shit Milner, is not a transgender fantasist sex tourist.