Luke Young Going to Liverpool

[Small Rodent]

When someone at work isn't say, a whizz at Excel, or maybe a better mechanic than others, do they automatically become useless twats etc. etc etc?

[stevenjos]

its like cheering a blind kid at a claypidgeon shooting contest when hes facing expert marksmen. Pointless.

Not really. Its clike heering somebody who has just improved the fortunes of the football team you're supposed to support.

How the F**K has a tw*t who cant run, doesnt get in the box, doesnt score and slows down our play improved us? my god you are actually insane if you think he's improved our fortunes? He's held us back. He stopped our top scorer playing for half the season!

from now on you are MADrim.

Errm, because he'd have just scored.

dont be silly. Heskey doesnt score.

[Concrete John]

dont be silly. Heskey doesnt score.

Yeah, I remember that goalless draw at Portsmouth on his debut.

[Mazrim]

You don't get a whole lot right, do you steven?

These used to be reserved for the very special thoughts of gregnash but you're on a whole new level so...

[saunders_heroes]

dont be silly. Heskey doesnt score.

Yeah, I remember that goalless draw at Portsmouth on his debut.

I wonder if he cheered the goal that night?

[Concrete John]

dont be silly. Heskey doesnt score.

Yeah, I remember that goalless draw at Portsmouth on his debut.

I wonder if he cheered the goal that night?

I heard he started a petition that we should hand the 3 points back.

[stevenjos]

dont be silly. Heskey doesnt score.

Yeah, I remember that goalless draw at Portsmouth on his debut.

I wonder if he cheered the goal that night?

I heard he started a petition that we should hand the 3 points back.

id prefer to start a petition for the 35 games he's wasted our time and done fuck all, than mention one of the 5 games he did his job.

[Concrete John]

dont be silly. Heskey doesnt score.

Yeah, I remember that goalless draw at Portsmouth on his debut.

I wonder if he cheered the goal that night?

I heard he started a petition that we should hand the 3 points back.

id prefer to start a petition for the 35 games he's wasted our time and done fuck all, than mention one of the 5 games he did his job.

I'd sign it, but that doesn't mean I won't he happy when he does score.

[phantom limb]

I think Steven may have been in the same train carriage as me en route to the Carling Cup final. There was a bloke loudly going on about not cheering heskey scoring, and he said that he was at loggerheads with the users of an entire internet messageboard because of it.

It was all very odd.

[Risso]

Let's leave it there please.

[pablopicasso_10]

why would somebody not cheer when we score?

i hate heskey with a passion and think he is one fo the single most useless donkey jism leaks going, but if he scores, then we have a goal, and i am cheering that...

unfortunately, he doesnt do it very often, along with being shit at everything else other than falling over, but a goal for the villa, is a goal for the villa..

[Chris Jameson]

How long's he got left on his contract, two years?

I think so. I thought it was normal practice for players to get paid the difference on their contract if they didn't request a contract. I assumed we'd also have to come to some agreement with Heskey, should he leave.

I've got a tax rebate coming my way, i'm prepared to chip in.

[Fingers]

I won a bit of money on the World Cup, I'll contribute.

[Mazrim]

I've just been in the park sitting near Harry Redknapp and he got up and left a brown paper bag behind. Count me in for a few grand.

[Gregorys Boy]

I think Luke Young is worth a place in the squad at least, don't get this move, other than to raise that all important cash we seem to be struggling to find.

Yes Cullar had a much improved season last time out, but long term I don't see him as a full back.