More % Villa than you'd like! WAGS come dine with me!

[Mike Jeffries]

Er Mr Heskey's partner is on it and Stephen Ireland's.  It got beyond caricature in 5 seconds flat!

[Tom_Mc9?]

"I know of Martin Luther King." Oh dear.

[Phil from the upper holte]

She may be thick but I bet even she know's heskey is shit

[villajk]

Which one is Mrs Heskey?  Only just turned on to it.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

She may be thick but I bet even she know's heskey is shit

Poor bitch's minge must have healed up by now.
I can imagine him prodding at her and continually hitting her leg.

That's if the ****** makes it into the bedroom without falling over.

[holteender-robbo]

Chantelle

[Mike Jeffries]

It's one of those moments where something you know is true, still hits you really hard.

Our hard earned pennies, really are finding there way into the pockets of life forms from another dimension aren't they?

Thing is you know if the footballers were there they'd be even more bloody stupid (Actually Simon Walton is there and he is even more stupid - and like a really stupid bloody rabbit in the head lights).

Jesus Christ!

[villajk]

Chantelle

Cheers

[avfc_1874]

I'm sure I seen an interview a couple of weeks ago with Heskey's wife and she said she thought Heskey was a builder when she first met him.

[villajk]

It's one of those moments where something you know is true, still hits you really hard.

Our hard earned pennies, really are finding there way into the pockets of life forms from another dimension aren't they?

Thing is you know if the footballers were there they'd be even more bloody stupid (Actually Simon Walton is there and he is even more stupid - and like a really stupid bloody rabbit in the head lights).

Jesus Christ!

I have to say that lot make me seem super intelligent.

and how ostentatious is that house they are currently in?

Absolutely vile.

Before anybody says anything, no I am not jealous.  If I had that sort of money I'd have much more class than that.

[Tom_Mc9?]

She seems a nice lady.

Edit: I mean Heskey's wife. Cisse's is quite the opposite.

[holteender-robbo]

Come on mrs Heskey (to be) bring it home!!

[barrysleftfoot]

Needs slapping about that Cisses wife.

[Legion]

Needs slapping about that Cisses wife.

Charming.

[barrysleftfoot]

Referring to Djirbils run in with the local constabulary Legion.