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Offline Mike Jeffries

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« on: June 09, 2010, 08:08:50 PM »
Er Mr Heskey's partner is on it and Stephen Ireland's.  It got beyond caricature in 5 seconds flat!
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Offline Tom_Mc9?

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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2010, 08:18:10 PM »
"I know of Martin Luther King." Oh dear.
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Offline Phil from the upper holte

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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2010, 08:19:10 PM »
She may be thick but I bet even she know's heskey is shit
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Offline villajk

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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2010, 08:28:58 PM »
Which one is Mrs Heskey?  Only just turned on to it.
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Offline Rip Van We Go Again

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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 08:29:50 PM »
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She may be thick but I bet even she know's heskey is shit


Poor bitch's minge must have healed up by now.
I can imagine him prodding at her and continually hitting her leg.

That's if the ****** makes it into the bedroom without falling over.
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Offline holteender-robbo

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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 08:29:59 PM »
Chantelle
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Offline Mike Jeffries

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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 08:30:29 PM »
It's one of those moments where something you know is true, still hits you really hard.

Our hard earned pennies, really are finding there way into the pockets of life forms from another dimension aren't they?

Thing is you know if the footballers were there they'd be even more bloody stupid (Actually Simon Walton is there and he is even more stupid - and like a really stupid bloody rabbit in the head lights).

Jesus Christ!
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Offline villajk

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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 08:32:34 PM »
Quote from: "holteender-robbo"
Chantelle


Cheers
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Offline avfc_1874

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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2010, 08:35:47 PM »
I'm sure I seen an interview a couple of weeks ago with Heskey's wife and she said she thought Heskey was a builder when she first met him.
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Offline villajk

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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2010, 08:41:14 PM »
Quote from: "Mike Jeffries"
It's one of those moments where something you know is true, still hits you really hard.

Our hard earned pennies, really are finding there way into the pockets of life forms from another dimension aren't they?

Thing is you know if the footballers were there they'd be even more bloody stupid (Actually Simon Walton is there and he is even more stupid - and like a really stupid bloody rabbit in the head lights).

Jesus Christ!


I have to say that lot make me seem super intelligent.

and how ostentatious is that house they are currently in?

Absolutely vile.

Before anybody says anything, no I am not jealous.  If I had that sort of money I'd have much more class than that.
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Offline Tom_Mc9?

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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2010, 08:43:19 PM »
She seems a nice lady.

Edit: I mean Heskey's wife. Cisse's is quite the opposite.
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Offline holteender-robbo

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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2010, 08:44:07 PM »
Come on mrs Heskey (to be) bring it home!!
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Offline barrysleftfoot

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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2010, 08:51:59 PM »
Needs slapping about that Cisses wife.
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Offline Legion

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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2010, 08:54:19 PM »
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Needs slapping about that Cisses wife.


Charming.
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Offline barrysleftfoot

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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2010, 08:56:14 PM »
Referring to Djirbils run in with the local constabulary Legion.
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