Mavs win it. Galacticunts fuck up, thankfully.
DETROIT PISTONSChallenge the average American to play a word-association game with “Detroit,” and the nicknames “Motor City” and “Motown” are sure to come to mind. Lucky for Pistons fans, the English equivalents are both neatly packaged in one city. Birmingham. One-time home to British Leyland, the industrial giant behind Jaguar, Rover, and the Mini. A shabby industrial town that also gifted the world Judas Priest, Musical Youth, and Electric Light Orchestra. And ASTON VILLA FOOTBALL CLUB. A bland team, not unlike Detroit, that could benefit from a spot of rebuilding.
Grantland.com's guide to the Premier League for NBA fans looking for an alternative sporthttp://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/6974/men-in-blazers-nba-to-epl-support-translatorThey suggest that Detroit Pistons fans follow the VillaQuoteDETROIT PISTONSChallenge the average American to play a word-association game with “Detroit,” and the nicknames “Motor City” and “Motown” are sure to come to mind. Lucky for Pistons fans, the English equivalents are both neatly packaged in one city. Birmingham. One-time home to British Leyland, the industrial giant behind Jaguar, Rover, and the Mini. A shabby industrial town that also gifted the world Judas Priest, Musical Youth, and Electric Light Orchestra. And ASTON VILLA FOOTBALL CLUB. A bland team, not unlike Detroit, that could benefit from a spot of rebuilding.
Bit of an insult comparing Brum to Detroit. We are a thriving commercial center, Detroit is a line of foreclosed houses and drug addicts.
MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVESYou live in a turgid town. Your team is uncharismatic and grubby. Let’s keep this simple. You are a WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS fan. Your new interest has a similar name and relationship to glory as your beloved NBA franchise, and here’s the clincher: The words you bark on point of orgasm can remain the same: “COME ON, YOU WOLVES.” Don’t go changing. Your partner will never know the difference.