The Milner Novela... Final episode page 296

[Ads]

I think it would be best if we Keep What We’ve Got* and get Milner to stay otherwise we might Fade Away, but all the Talk Tonight is that Little James  is far from Going Nowhere, but is actually Little by Little thinking that (Its Good) To Be Free of Aston Villa. MON’s dithering in the transfer market seems to create an Importance of Being Idle, but ultimately it seems we will Acquiesce and sell Milner. Some Might Say that this will be good for us while others will feel like they’re Waiting for the Rapture and ask Where Did It All Go Wrong? as posters like Greg are really Hung in a Bad Place.

I say this to them, Keep the Dream Alive and Stop Crying Your Heart Out, because Aston Villa will be all right without Milner because I Hope, I Think, I Know that Aston Villa will Live Forever.



(* he plays the guitar on it so it counts)

[mshurst]

Some people are putting way to much effort into this.

[Ads]

If we're going to do fruity pun-a-thons and word plays, then lets not mince about like lesser sites would. We go elbow deep on H&V. Elbow. Deep.

[mshurst]

Terry-ble puns are Messi, IMO.

[mcgrath_85]

Ads. I like your work.

[eamonn]

Sterling effort Ads. Guess God thinks you're Able

[Marlon From Bearwood]

Some people are putting way to much effort into this.

I know.

Wonderwall.

[Chris Jameson]

Some people are putting way to much effort into this.

If only Oasis had put half as much effort into coming up with something remotely interesting.

[pauliewalnuts]

Some people are putting way to much effort into this.

If only Oasis had put half as much effort into coming up with something remotely interesting.

Quite.

I'm as big a fan of a punathon as the next man, but can we keep this thread pun free for a bit

At least until he's fucked off to Man City, or pledged his undying allegiance to us, but while there's possibly stuff happening, we should probably keep it on topic.

[holte-ender]

I say take the money. Milner won't stay young and Invincible forever. Let him go to city, sit on the bench and become a man of misery.

[VinnieChase84]

Most the papers 2mo are saying that citey will bid 25million next week! I say accept it and be done with it! Then give them 10 straight back for Ireland!

[BannedUserIAT]

25 mill cash or 20 mill plus Ireland. I don't want to be left with the money in MoN's pocket while he's bent over ready to be bum-raped by other clubs asking for a slice of "the Milner money" thank you very much.

If Man City are going to let us screw them, then let's really screw them. Tie the whole deal up into one nice, neat package and be done with it.

If we can get Ireland, Onuahahaha and a nice thick wedge of cash with which to buy a striker then I'm well pleased.

If we shuffle Milner off and just have a stash of cash to show for it, I'll be very nervous about our season indeed.

[Greg N'Ash]

25 mill cash or 20 mill plus Ireland. I don't want to be left with the money in MoN's pocket while he's bent over ready to be bum-raped by other clubs asking for a slice of "the Milner money" thank you very much.

If Man City are going to let us screw them, then let's really screw them. Tie the whole deal up into one nice, neat package and be done with it.

If we can get Ireland, Onuahahaha and a nice thick wedge of cash with which to buy a striker then I'm well pleased.

If we shuffle Milner off and just have a stash of cash to show for it, I'll be very nervous about our season indeed.

I just wanted the cash, but sadly i'm beginning to agree.

[BannedUserIAT]

For me, there's a double advantage in a player trade. It prevents MoN from having to look for a replacement for Milner (I know he has some points on the board for finding talent but I'm still nowhere near comfortable enough for him to be walking about with 25 mill in his back pocket) and it also shows that Man City aren't just a one-way vacuum cleaner for quality players.

[BedsVillain]

15m + Ireland & Onuoha. Straight Cash will not get us as much for our money when it comes to be re-spent!