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Offline BannedUserIAT

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« Reply #1650 on: June 24, 2010, 09:14:09 AM »
Quote from: "sfx412"
Quote from: "adrenachrome"
Quote from: "sfx412"
milner was shite, off the pace and a disaster, for whatever reason, to suggest he should be picked ahead of all the alternatives is idiocy even for here, unless of course he's shown he's fully recovered himself back to genuis best and none on here will know that.

As he represents Mon's late summer budget I hope he isn't given the chance to show again how poorly he was in the first game.


Mrs Overall strikes again.

Nice one Malcy, let's have another one!


on last night's showing his price just went through the roof and deservedly so, superb performance. Overjoyed to see Capello keep faith with him, pleased to be proved right again. where are those smart arses who ridiculed my view He was a Capello favourite and would possibly start the World Cup. No doubt cuddling up with the Gareth Barry haters. Talk about noise and no content.


Somewhere, deep within the bowels of a very old, very large library is a psychiatry book and within those pages is a very long word to describe this.

Offline Risso

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« Reply #1651 on: June 24, 2010, 09:19:13 AM »
Quote from: "Troy Eccles"
Quote from: "sfx412"
Quote from: "adrenachrome"
Quote from: "sfx412"
milner was shite, off the pace and a disaster, for whatever reason, to suggest he should be picked ahead of all the alternatives is idiocy even for here, unless of course he's shown he's fully recovered himself back to genuis best and none on here will know that.

As he represents Mon's late summer budget I hope he isn't given the chance to show again how poorly he was in the first game.


Mrs Overall strikes again.

Nice one Malcy, let's have another one!


on last night's showing his price just went through the roof and deservedly so, superb performance. Overjoyed to see Capello keep faith with him, pleased to be proved right again. where are those smart arses who ridiculed my view He was a Capello favourite and would possibly start the World Cup. No doubt cuddling up with the Gareth Barry haters. Talk about noise and no content.


Somewhere, deep within the bowels of a very old, very large library is a psychiatry book and within those pages is a very long word to describe this.


After taking a secret initiation ceremony with the Illuminati, and a night spent reading centuries old manuscripts by candle light in a secret room beneath the British Library, it gives me pleasure to inform you and the rest of the H&V readership as to what that word is:

"Mad".

Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #1652 on: June 24, 2010, 09:45:04 AM »
As a very amateur psychiatrist, I feel these conditions may be relevant:

Sackocatsochosis.
Marchharean Starkravers Madenoma.
Acute Bagofadders Syndrome.
Bellends palsy.
Trollalotamus Idiotosis.
Malcomosis Overallis Psychosis.
Gloatimia Inappropriatus.
Being a retard.

Offline JJ-AV

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« Reply #1653 on: June 24, 2010, 10:09:41 AM »
How bloody good was he yesterday?

I'm someone who was in the prefer to sell him camp, as we could rape Citeh if we get Ireland and money.

But jesus, I was so proud yesterday, must have been what elders were like with Platt in Italia '90.

Offline PaulTheVillan

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« Reply #1654 on: June 24, 2010, 10:19:05 AM »
I though he was full of effort and running, but other than a couple of crosses (most of them went to Serbians) I wasn't mega impressed.

He always looks so slow with the ball.

Offline el león Benidorm

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« Reply #1655 on: June 24, 2010, 10:31:20 AM »
Quote from: "JJ-AV"
How bloody good was he yesterday?

I'm someone who was in the prefer to sell him camp, as we could rape Citeh if we get Ireland and money.

But jesus, I was so proud yesterday, must have been what elders were like with Platt in Italia '90.


Elders - I'm not that blody old

Offline Risso

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« Reply #1656 on: June 24, 2010, 10:32:48 AM »
I thought in common with most of the England team, he had a good game.  Nothing to get overly excited about though, it was a decent performance against a shit team.

Offline pablopicasso_10

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« Reply #1657 on: June 24, 2010, 10:41:24 AM »
Quote from: "PaulTheVillan"
I though he was full of effort and running, but other than a couple of crosses (most of them went to Serbians) I wasn't mega impressed.

He always looks so slow with the ball.

bloody hell he overhit them that much that they landed in another stadium 4 hours later?!?

Offline pedro25

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« Reply #1658 on: June 24, 2010, 10:50:37 AM »
Elders, crikey, i wouldn't call myself that at 26, I was proud as punch about Platt at the time.

Offline not3bad

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« Reply #1659 on: June 24, 2010, 01:25:15 PM »
Quote from: "Mazrim"
Malcomosis Overallis Psychosis.


I like that one!

Offline PaulTheVillan

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« Reply #1660 on: June 24, 2010, 02:02:28 PM »
Quote from: "pablopicasso_10"
Quote from: "PaulTheVillan"
I though he was full of effort and running, but other than a couple of crosses (most of them went to Serbians) I wasn't mega impressed.

He always looks so slow with the ball.

bloody hell he overhit them that much that they landed in another stadium 4 hours later?!?


Yada yada what ever they were called.

Ashley Young is the ****** who over hits 9 out of 10 crosses.
Annoying little bastard.

Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #1661 on: June 24, 2010, 02:04:52 PM »
Steady on.

Offline Dante Lavelli

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« Reply #1662 on: June 24, 2010, 02:29:51 PM »
The Milner gospel is spreading:

"Wayne Rooney is one player we worry about, he's a good striker and scored many goals last season, but Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, James Milner - they are all top quality footballers."

From Philip Lahm.

Offline JUAN PABLO

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« Reply #1663 on: June 24, 2010, 03:32:01 PM »
Keep going..  might get 40 million for him yet ;-))

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« Reply #1664 on: June 24, 2010, 03:37:03 PM »
Quote from: "PaulTheVillan"
Quote from: "pablopicasso_10"
Quote from: "PaulTheVillan"
I though he was full of effort and running, but other than a couple of crosses (most of them went to Serbians) I wasn't mega impressed.

He always looks so slow with the ball.

bloody hell he overhit them that much that they landed in another stadium 4 hours later?!?


Yada yada what ever they were called.

Ashley Young is the c*** who over hits 9 out of 10 crosses.
Annoying little bastard.


Fuck me Paul, steer clear of razor blades and hot baths.

And you made the same error regarding our opponents in the World Cup forum. Lay off the crack.

 


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