Summer 2010 Transfer Thread: B*llsh*t, Rumours & Wishes

[Clampy]

They'll watch every goal they are scoring
On the telly

Hey, that line could have been written about you, Greg?

carry on

Indeed Chico.

Anyway, here's my stab. To the tune of Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.

Where's our Martin Gone (where's our Martin gone)
Where's our Saviour Gone (where's our saviour gone)
Where's our Martin gone (is he playing golf?)
far far away.....

Last night i heard Man City wanted Milner
Oooh Eeeee..don't sell him on the cheap cheap!


The Ivor Novello award is surley mine!

[Chico Hamilton III]

They'll watch every goal they are scoring
On the telly

Hey, that line could have been written about you, Greg?

carry on

Indeed Chico.

Anyway, here's my stab. To the tune of Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.

Where's our Martin Gone (where's our Martin gone)
Where's our Saviour Gone (where's our saviour gone)
Where's our Martin gone (is he playing golf?)
far far away.....

Last night i heard Man City wanted Milner
Oooh Eeeee..don't sell him on the cheap cheap!


The Ivor Novello award is surley mine!

Not even an Ivor Linton award for that effort....

[Clampy]

I'm hurt Chico. I was up all night........

[TaxDodger]

I see Gosling is avaliable on a free. He's English and everything. Go for it Martin!

[Moorski]

I see Gosling is avaliable on a free. He's English and everything. Go for it Martin!

A good player that Everton would be mad to lose imo.

[Greg N'Ash]

think he's been lined up by someone. you get that feeling anyway. major doh! by everton

[glasses]

I see Gosling is avaliable on a free. He's English and everything. Go for it Martin!

A young right winger that is already stronger and quicker than Albrighton. Improves the squad, perhaps not the team.

[glasses]

I'm hurt Chico. I was up all night........

Perhaps if you had concetrated on the song instead, it may have received better reviews!

[Mazrim]

I see Gosling is avaliable on a free. He's English and everything. Go for it Martin!

A young right winger that is already stronger and quicker than Albrighton. Improves the squad, perhaps not the team.

You clearly need those glasses.

[glasses]

I may be alone in thinking this, but hey. I just dont think Albrighton will make it. Whenever I have seen him, which is as a sub many times last season, he looks fine when he has the ball, and delivers a decent cross, but he doesnt look anywhere near strong enough to cope with top level football. Also, it looks like he is quick because he is so small. He looked great in the pre-season friendlies last season, but thats when you get more time on the ball. Unless he gets stronger, I cant see a future for him.

[Mazrim]

He didn't come on many times last season as a sub so I dont know what you're basing that on. I've watched him for years in the academy/reserves.
Anyway, he is quick, probably the best crosser of a ball at the club and he is strong for his size and gets stuck in.
He's going to be fantastic player.

If Albrighton doesn't make it, I dont know who will.
Absolute no brainer.

[placeforparks]

I see Gosling is avaliable on a free. He's English and everything. Go for it Martin!

A good player that Everton would be mad to lose imo.

there is some more here, but sounds like they wanted him to stay and his head has been turned:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2010/07/07/dan-gosling-keen-to-quit-everton-fc-100252-26802724/

[TaxDodger]

I see Gosling is avaliable on a free. He's English and everything. Go for it Martin!

A young right winger that is already stronger and quicker than Albrighton. Improves the squad, perhaps not the team.

Apparently Gosling prefers to play in centre midfield. That was one of the issues about him leaving Everton according to Sky Sports News.

[Merv]

Promising young player.... but if he's behaving like that, and he's got a representative who is advising him to behave like that.... it doesn't bode well for the future.

[Des Little]

About time for a 'can he play right back?' gag I reckon