Summer 2010 Transfer Thread: B*llsh*t, Rumours & Wishes

[Greg N'Ash]

wonder where that everton player they messed up the contract with is going?

day 7 and its just us, blackpool, blackburn and stoke to enter the fray

[The Man With A Stick]

Not Villa related, but Jimmy Bullard is currently on a flight to Glasgow - can Celtic really pay him what he was reportedly on at Hull?

Maybe he's just got a warped idea of what a summer holiday should entail.

[eastie]

Keep your powder dry, Greg, as doug used to say.

All will be revealed in the fullness of time.

[Concrete John]

i was joking

What, all this time?  And here was I thinking you were a mental.

[Irish villain]

The longer pre-season is going on, the less enthusiastic I'm getting about next season to be honest.

Are you not used to MON's ways by now? This is to be expected. We will probably move in August for players that weren't on our radar and who may or may not make us even less enthusiastic about the season!

Like last year we could start the season quite threadbare. Wouldn't surprise me.

[Greg N'Ash]

i was joking

What, all this time?  And here was I thinking you were a mental.

meh, don't care etc., etc...



*points to vaguely negative post in the milner thread currently being circled by the attack monkeys*

[Phil from the upper holte]

Ok here's one

To the tune of 3 lions

He's playing golf he's playing golf he's playing Martin's playing golf
Everyone seems to know the score we've seen it all before Martins slow but he won't go till all the quality's brought.

I still remember when Heskey came on board (shudder) Harewood missing the ball and Nige not passing at all but we've got one lion on the shirt, New badge is still gleaming, 29 years of hurt never stop me dreaming.

Come on you lions!!

[pauliewalnuts]

Interesting to see people suggesting we need a right back as a matter of urgency.

Why?

We've had two international right backs for the last year.

[Des Little]

We don't need a right back.  We've got King Carlos.

[Concrete John]

To the tune of Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin:-

It's time for the transfer window
You know we won't sign a something-inho
Don't worry, be happy.
On H&V we'll vent our spleen
But rest assured we'll sign Robbie Keane
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy now.

[Legion]

Much better. Keep it up.

[Des Little]

To the tune of Oh come all ye faithful:

Why are we waiting
Wh-y are we waiting
Why are we waiting
For players to come
(repeat to fade)

Ithankyou

[Greg N'Ash]

to the tune of back home


Back home, they'll be sitting about
When the teams are far away
Back home, they Won't have a clue
of the talent on display
They'll watch every goal they are scoring
On the telly they will hear them roaring
And we'll wonder how much they pay
For the scouts back home

Back home, they'll be watching and waiting
For o'neill to make his move
Back home, he'll be using his putter
Get his golf swing in the groove
Once more we'll be behind all the rest
Like before we'll be 6th at the best
but we will give all we've got to give
For the scouts back home



*runs off*

[Chico Hamilton III]

They'll watch every goal they are scoring
On the telly

Hey, that line could have been written about you, Greg?

carry on

[richardhubbard]

Day 65000 in the big brother house and grumpy greg still spouting the same old argument.

Outside the world carries on