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« Reply #120 on: February 15, 2010, 12:42:09 PM »
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I'm not going to get all hypocritical about porn, I like it. To me the most reprehensible things they've done are the detailed reporting of rape court cases for titillation, and the build up they have of girls approaching the birthday when they can legally get their kit off in the paper.

And running small heath of course.


Mate i am not moralising on porn "one mans wank is another man Bentley"

Its just that for such a seedy background Sullivan portrays the typical porn baron with his cuban heals, annoying voice and atrocious dress sense. He epitomises Chav Chic - loads of money and very little class or anything else

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« Reply #121 on: February 15, 2010, 12:50:50 PM »
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I'm not going to get all hypocritical about porn, I like it. To me the most reprehensible things they've done are the detailed reporting of rape court cases for titillation, and the build up they have of girls approaching the birthday when they can legally get their kit off in the paper.

And running small heath of course.


Didn't the flesh eating bug story appear as an exclusive in their paper because one of their "reporters" was hanging around the court for a Sex case and while he was waiting he happened to sit in a Coroners court reporting the death of someone from this.

Is the Sport and such still going? i haven't seen them on sale for a while but then I probably shop in Asda and they donn't stock it.

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« Reply #122 on: February 15, 2010, 12:53:33 PM »
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I'm not going to get all hypocritical about porn, I like it. To me the most reprehensible things they've done are the detailed reporting of rape court cases for titillation, and the build up they have of girls approaching the birthday when they can legally get their kit off in the paper.

And running small heath of course.


Spot on Percy.
Nowt wrong with porn.

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« Reply #123 on: February 16, 2010, 04:55:06 PM »
dean ashton's insurance void and west ham liable....

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11685_5953615,00.html

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Dean Ashton has confirmed financially-troubled West Ham are liable for the remainder of his lucrative contract as his insurance was void.

Ashton retired from the game aged just 26 after failing to fully recover from the ankle injury he sustained during his first England call up in August 2006.

The former Norwich and Crewe man, who cost West Ham £7.25million in 2006, last played against West Brom in August of the 2008/09 season.

Ashton was a regular for the Hammers the season before and the club's then owners handed him a lucrative five-year deal that summer.

Just 18 months later Ashton was forced to call time on his career and he has now confirmed the insurance on his troublesome ankle is void.

As Ashton was injured when West Ham renewed the insurance the company excluded that particular injury from the cover.

The striker, who was capped once by England, believes new owners David Sullivan and David Gold will be furious at having to pay out.

"In hindsight I'm sure they're ripping their hair out," explained Ashton.

"At the time I felt I was not going to have any more problems and that I'd got back to somewhere near my best and obviously (the previous owners) felt that as well.

"At the time West Ham didn't want to lose a striker. At the time five years seemed a lot.

"I had got back and played really well and was in the team every week, and I felt like I deserved a new contract.

"My insurance is void," he continued.

"There are a lot of things in your insurance where they don't have to pay you out. If you are injured when you renew it, they can obviously exclude your ankle (from cover).

"But I'm not going to harp on about insurance companies trying to fleece people.

"If they were insuring a house and the roof was knackered then obviously they wouldn't insure your roof."

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« Reply #124 on: February 16, 2010, 05:19:30 PM »
Quote from: "Hookeysmith"
Its just that for such a seedy background Sullivan portrays the typical porn baron with his cuban heals, annoying voice and atrocious dress sense. He epitomises Chav Chic - loads of money and very little class or anything else


Yes, he's the type of person who gives porn a bad name...

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« Reply #125 on: February 16, 2010, 05:33:13 PM »
According to reports, Ashton was on £65k a week and WHU have to pay up the remaining 4 years of his 5 year contract.

It's only £13.250m. I'm not sure if they have to pay taxes and NI on top of that.

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« Reply #126 on: February 17, 2010, 04:35:10 PM »
More crap news for the Terrible Two: Jowell plays down West Ham's Olympic Stadium hopes

I suspect we've got 18 months of moaning about how the local council aren't doing anything to support the club blah blah blah.

Poor, poor sendo.

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« Reply #127 on: February 17, 2010, 05:02:15 PM »
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This I find very strange.  But then again, Sullivan and Gold are nothing more than Barrow boys made good.  I think they're constant babbling to the media shows a level of insecurity and is covering up any real business acumen.


They never started as high as Barrow Boys.  Golds' dad was a convicted thief I believe.

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« Reply #128 on: February 17, 2010, 05:05:33 PM »
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Gold and Sullivan are simply media whores. Love the sound of their own voices. What a pair of twats.


It certainly seems that way. Sullivan is like rent-a-quote at the moment. Every five minutes he's blathering on about something in the media. It says a lot about what an idiot he's being that Zola of all people slated him publicly.

If he wants to bang on about the state of the clubs finances and start trying to reduce players contracts it might be wise for him to wait until the summer when we know we've managed to avoid relegation.


I've not followed all the postings on this Sendo but i guess you are beginning to see what everyone here was banging on about.
We had Ellis for years and I guess we know one when we see one. Sadly for West Ham-you get three of them.


There's a big difference between the too.  Firstly, Ellis didn't try to screw us the fans over at every opportunity.

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« Reply #129 on: February 17, 2010, 05:10:06 PM »
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According to reports, Ashton was on £65k a week and WHU have to pay up the remaining 4 years of his 5 year contract.

It's only £13.250m. I'm not sure if they have to pay taxes and NI on top of that.


Tax no, NI yes which I calculate could be an additional £1.5m *chuckles*

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« Reply #130 on: February 17, 2010, 05:14:23 PM »
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Sendo, have the pornsters cashed in on substitute and added time yet? Soon you'll hear a sub or added time announced at Upton Park followed by, "this substitute is sponsored by 'we'll-do-anything-for-money.com etc. And, (honestly) they do the same when the stretcher comes on for an injured player.
Trust me, you've got years of this desperate sh#t to put up with. God help you. ;-)


Or producing a diary and trying to pass Tottenham's honours off as your own.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/6249213.stm

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« Reply #131 on: February 17, 2010, 05:16:29 PM »
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I'm going to have to stop ready this thread. Some of that is utterly cringeworthy. I bloody hope they don't try that at West Ham.

They won't stay popular for very long if they do.


There was a BBC documentary out about them soon after they took over at B-lose, dig it out if you can. Forewarned is forearmed.

I think at one stage they even had a sponsor for Karren Brady's boots tucked away in the match programme. Utterly bizarre.

They were such a perfect fit for the B-lose, a porn merchants rabble and a load of tits.

Feel a tad sorry for the Hammers though, you lot have suffered enough.

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« Reply #132 on: February 17, 2010, 05:24:37 PM »
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Quote from: "sendō WHU"
I'm going to have to stop ready this thread. Some of that is utterly cringeworthy. I bloody hope they don't try that at West Ham.

They won't stay popular for very long if they do.


There was a BBC documentary out about them soon after they took over at B-lose, dig it out if you can. Forewarned is forearmed.

I think at one stage they even had a sponsor for Karren Brady's boots tucked away in the match programme. Utterly bizarre.

They were such a perfect fit for the B-lose, a porn merchants rabble and a load of tits.

Feel a tad sorry for the Hammers though, you lot have suffered enough.


Oh, that was funny as fuck. I vaguely recall a scene featuring Karren watching the FA Cup draw which went something like:

FA Master of Ceremonies: Number 4, Birmingham City...
Karren: Ooh, we're at home!
FA Master of Ceremonies: Will play...
Karren: Please be Man Utd. Please be Man Utd. Please be Man Utd.
FA Master of Ceremonies: Number 55, Kidderminster Harriers (then a non-league side).
Karren: Oh. Well, at least we should be able to beat them.

You can guess the rest.

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« Reply #133 on: February 19, 2010, 04:14:48 PM »
Oh dear Sendo. I see that Gold is making a tit of himself again.

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« Reply #134 on: February 20, 2010, 04:23:37 AM »
Should we just rename this thread - "West Ham - The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

 


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