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Offline Hookeysmith

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« Reply #105 on: February 12, 2010, 11:56:21 AM »
Sendo

PLease do not think we are having a dig at West Ham - we are merely pointing out what we know as facts with these dildo peddlers over the last 16 years - some of the shit you could not make up.

It is interesting that almost in unison that they leave Blues they start to play like a decent side - every facet of the club was touched by them including the players

Who can forget his rant publically about Quedrue

As i said where they were ignored by national media when they were up here the more London friendly tabloids will have a field day with the 3 renta quote wankers

Oh and just wait till saggy tits gets involved - it was her that instigated the billboard signs (and i kid you not) around Brum laying down the law to Nose fans that they should be rgateful for what they did for the club and then went on to list some of the most inane things you could imagine

Can anyone get the quote he said to Curbishly - regarding the "if you loved this club you would reinvest the money we gave you for sacking you back into the club" Unfuckingcuntytittybelievable

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« Reply #106 on: February 12, 2010, 12:24:27 PM »
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... every facet of the club was touched by them including the players


It's not just the club, even the city feels cleansed now.

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« Reply #107 on: February 12, 2010, 03:56:50 PM »
The Official 2011 WHU Club Diary will make an interesting read. Make sure you get one Sendo, it will make you so proud of your clubs history.

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« Reply #108 on: February 12, 2010, 05:48:09 PM »
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The Official 2011 WHU Club Diary will make an interesting read. Make sure you get one Sendo, it will make you so proud of your clubs history.


1868 - West Ham invent football, aided by the supervision of Isambard Sullivan and Cuthbert Gold - It proves to be a roaring success.

1923 - West Ham win the FA cup for the 14th time in succession, David Sullivan's Father Jackoff Sullivan helps clear the overcrowded Wembley pitch with his white Unicorn (A white horse with a Cornetto glued to it's face)

1945 - David Gold is born, Hitler immediately surrenders

1951 - David Sullivan born in a barn in Nazareth, formative years spent as a carpenter making wooden dildoes and crude sculptures of dogs rutting

1966 West Ham win the World cup! Are we singing when we're winning?
We are now!


1972 - Joy as West Ham win their 31st League title

2010 - The nadir of West Ham history, Sullivan and Gold take over, utopian football awaits

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« Reply #109 on: February 12, 2010, 06:20:53 PM »
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1945 - David Gold is born, Hitler immediately surrenders

1951 - David Sullivan born in a barn in Nazareth, formative years spent as a carpenter making wooden dildoes and crude sculptures of dogs rutting


Thanks, Mark. It's been a long week and that's the best laugh I've had.

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« Reply #110 on: February 12, 2010, 09:31:22 PM »
Have a feeling I read online somewhere that James Collins's sister is one of the administrative staff at West Ham who has lost her job.

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« Reply #111 on: February 12, 2010, 10:15:30 PM »
Quote from: "Mark Fletcher"
Quote from: "Mark Kelly"
The Official 2011 WHU Club Diary will make an interesting read. Make sure you get one Sendo, it will make you so proud of your clubs history.


1868 - West Ham invent football, aided by the supervision of Isambard Sullivan and Cuthbert Gold - It proves to be a roaring success.

1923 - West Ham win the FA cup for the 14th time in succession, David Sullivan's Father Jackoff Sullivan helps clear the overcrowded Wembley pitch with his white Unicorn (A white horse with a Cornetto glued to it's face)

1945 - David Gold is born, Hitler immediately surrenders

1951 - David Sullivan born in a barn in Nazareth, formative years spent as a carpenter making wooden dildoes and crude sculptures of dogs rutting

1966 West Ham win the World cup! Are we singing when we're winning?
We are now!


1972 - Joy as West Ham win their 31st League title

2010 - The nadir of West Ham history, Sullivan and Gold take over, utopian football awaits


I put up with all of the childish punathons and self congratulating English language lessons for comedy moments like this - well done sir!

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« Reply #112 on: February 12, 2010, 10:34:45 PM »
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1945 - David Gold is born, Hitler immediately surrenders

1951 - David Sullivan born in a barn in Nazareth, formative years spent as a carpenter making wooden dildoes and crude sculptures of dogs rutting


Thanks, Mark. It's been a long week and that's the best laugh I've had.


ditto. Mark you have been on fire this week

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« Reply #113 on: February 12, 2010, 11:07:19 PM »
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I recall their not so gentle encouragement, via Brady, to boycott the Birmingham Evening Mail due to a negative story being written.
This led to a few of the street vendors being verbally and physically abused - Nice.

Also, they wanted City fans, in a full page advertisment,  to boycott a couple of supermarkets (Sainsbury's and Morrison's from memory), due to them refusing to stock the Sport newspapers.

They also stated in the advert that The Daily Sport were the only organisation to offer 'cancer sufferer Bobby Moore a job.' - Classy.


A Blues supporting mate of mine told me that in one of the suites at the Blues, they had a huge painted canvas of Sullvan arms aloft with the crowd beneath him all haling him like a Caesar.


*rummages through five year old Sent Items folder*

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ATTENTION ALL BIRMINGHAM CITY SUPPORTERS!
 
Dear Blues fans,
 
Over a decade ago Birmingham City was on its knees when our company Sport Newspapers stepped in. Today your club is a vibrant and successful Premiership team. And now we're asking for YOUR help. Several of the country's leading supermarkets do not sell our newspapers, The Daily Sport and The Sunday Sport. It's vital to the survival of these newspapers that we are stocked in supermarkets which now command a large slice of newspaper sales. At the moment they are refusing to sell the newspapers that helped Birmingham FC in its hour of need 12 years ago. We believe there is a real demand for these newspapers and we urge all Blues fans to ask their local Asda, Morrisson's or Sainsbury's stock The Daily Sport and The Sunday Sport every time they shop there. Each time you make that request, we want you to email us on stockthesport@sportnewspapers.co.uk so we can prove to the supermarkets that there really is a demand.  
 
Yours in football,
 
David Sullivan, David Gold, Ralph Gold
 
PS: We bought a struggling team and took it to the Premiership AND we gave England's World cup winning skipper, Bobby Moore, a job as sports editor when NOBODY in football would lend him a helping hand. So now we're asking all football supporters to give us a helping hand. Thank you.

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« Reply #114 on: February 12, 2010, 11:40:22 PM »
They are scum, the worst sort of scum because they claim to have some level of respectability, it was easy to dislike them because of thier involvement with blose but actually its just so easy to dislike them because they stand for just about everything i dislike about people and i mean all 3 of them, i genuinely feel sorry for west ham the club and thier fans,

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« Reply #115 on: February 13, 2010, 02:32:27 PM »
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Quote from: "Mark Fletcher"
I recall their not so gentle encouragement, via Brady, to boycott the Birmingham Evening Mail due to a negative story being written.
This led to a few of the street vendors being verbally and physically abused - Nice.

Also, they wanted City fans, in a full page advertisment,  to boycott a couple of supermarkets (Sainsbury's and Morrison's from memory), due to them refusing to stock the Sport newspapers.

They also stated in the advert that The Daily Sport were the only organisation to offer 'cancer sufferer Bobby Moore a job.' - Classy.


A Blues supporting mate of mine told me that in one of the suites at the Blues, they had a huge painted canvas of Sullvan arms aloft with the crowd beneath him all haling him like a Caesar.


*rummages through five year old Sent Items folder*

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ATTENTION ALL BIRMINGHAM CITY SUPPORTERS!
 
Dear Blues fans,
 
Over a decade ago Birmingham City was on its knees when our company Sport Newspapers stepped in. Today your club is a vibrant and successful Premiership team. And now we're asking for YOUR help. Several of the country's leading supermarkets do not sell our newspapers, The Daily Sport and The Sunday Sport. It's vital to the survival of these newspapers that we are stocked in supermarkets which now command a large slice of newspaper sales. At the moment they are refusing to sell the newspapers that helped Birmingham FC in its hour of need 12 years ago. We believe there is a real demand for these newspapers and we urge all Blues fans to ask their local Asda, Morrisson's or Sainsbury's stock The Daily Sport and The Sunday Sport every time they shop there. Each time you make that request, we want you to email us on stockthesport@sportnewspapers.co.uk so we can prove to the supermarkets that there really is a demand.  
 
Yours in football,
 
David Sullivan, David Gold, Ralph Gold
 
PS: We bought a struggling team and took it to the Premiership AND we gave England's World cup winning skipper, Bobby Moore, a job as sports editor when NOBODY in football would lend him a helping hand. So now we're asking all football supporters to give us a helping hand. Thank you.




i've never seen or knew that before, its absolutly incredible

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« Reply #116 on: February 15, 2010, 10:37:01 AM »
I'm going to have to stop ready this thread. Some of that is utterly cringeworthy. I bloody hope they don't try that at West Ham.

They won't stay popular for very long if they do.

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« Reply #117 on: February 15, 2010, 10:47:00 AM »
I'd never seen this before, Chris Morris trying to get Sullivan to define pornography.

 

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« Reply #118 on: February 15, 2010, 11:57:16 AM »
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I'm going to have to stop ready this thread. Some of that is utterly cringeworthy. I bloody hope they don't try that at West Ham.

They won't stay popular for very long if they do.

Sendo mate - i dont know you from Adam but you come across as a genuine fan of football as well as your team

Trust me mate - they will make you viable in the long run but they will make you a laughing stock along the way

They are some of the most dispicable people in the world of business today not just football.

Just when you think they have hit the lowest of the lows they will suprise you

In all honest do you really think that people who have made their seedy money from wank mags and dildos are going to be honourable citizens - they are scum of the earth

Oh and wait till superslut gets her gob going - you aint seen nothing yet

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« Reply #119 on: February 15, 2010, 12:04:07 PM »
I'm not going to get all hypocritical about porn, I like it. To me the most reprehensible things they've done are the detailed reporting of rape court cases for titillation, and the build up they have of girls approaching the birthday when they can legally get their kit off in the paper.

And running small heath of course.

 


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