James Milner's awesomeness

[Monty]

F.D. Roosevelt: "We have nothing to fear but James Milner".

[bobcat]

When Milner goes to the Rocket Club, the dancers pay him for the privelege of dancing for him.

[Hillbilly]

There's speculation in the papers about who will have the honour of being the next England captain. For James Milner, the honour would be all England's.

[*shellac*]

Hendrix named himself Jimi after James The Milner.  He was inspired by Milner's excefuckingllent licks' play.

[Concrete John]

James Milner knows who 'hmmm' refers to.

[Lucky Eddie]

James Garner is content to be 'James the second'.

[regular_john]

James Milner was the original hero of 24, but he was replaced with Jack Bauer to make the series last 24 hours, rather than 17 minutes.

[martin_riat]

James Milner knows how to solve a problem like Maria.

[martin_riat]

James Milner can make sense of James Brown.

[Bad English]

Google search for James Milner.

[supertom]

James Milner has invented the only scientifically proven, Penis enlargement device. It is in fact several drops of Milner's own sweat, to be taken anally. Increases are almost instantaneous, doubling your size.

Unfortunately, Milner has yet to break sweat.

[Villa'Zawg]

Google search for James Milner.

Bravo!

[Monty]

BE might just have won the thread.

[supertom]

BE might just have won the thread.

I know. Fecking show off! "Look what I can do!"

I bet he's a whizz on photoshop and all, adorning his head upon many a glistening 6 packed, muscular frame. Probably with a couple of hot blond nymphs either side.

[Monty]

BE might just have won the thread.

I know. Fecking show off! "Look what I can do!"

I bet he's a whizz on photoshop and all, adorning his head upon many a glistening 6 packed, muscular frame. Probably with a couple of hot blond nymphs either side.

Nah, couldn't happen, James Milner's taken all the nymphs as his private property.