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Offline Risso

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« Reply #315 on: January 26, 2010, 03:49:24 PM »
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Offline cheltenhamlion

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« Reply #316 on: January 26, 2010, 04:43:41 PM »
James Milner taught Don Bradman how to bat and was the architect of the tactics used in the Bodyline Series
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Offline cheltenhamlion

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« Reply #317 on: January 26, 2010, 04:44:20 PM »
These days Commissioner Gordon uses a James Milner Number 8 signal to call for assistance
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Offline cheltenhamlion

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« Reply #318 on: January 26, 2010, 04:44:53 PM »
James Milner can play the french horn with his Jap eye
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Offline cheltenhamlion

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« Reply #319 on: January 26, 2010, 04:45:56 PM »
James Milner passes kidney stones with flair
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Offline Nelly

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« Reply #320 on: January 26, 2010, 05:01:40 PM »
Double post
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Offline TheSandman

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« Reply #321 on: January 26, 2010, 06:03:25 PM »
There are no fake James Milners on facebook. He operates all the accounts himself simultaenously.
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Offline Chipsticks

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« Reply #322 on: January 26, 2010, 06:37:27 PM »
In his chin crack there is another fist.
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Offline supertom

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« Reply #323 on: January 26, 2010, 06:46:23 PM »
In Tom Cruise's latest film, the alien loving ego-maniac wanted to play a character who was the most badass, studley, and downright irresistable to the opposite sex, guy on the planet. He googled a list of requirements, and the result (1 of 1) was simply one word...Milner.

And this is in fact, completely true.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1013743/
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Offline joe_c

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James Milner's awesomeness
« Reply #324 on: January 26, 2010, 10:05:05 PM »
Outstanding work Mazrim.

Could you do the hydrogen atom on his head as well please? And could I also have the moon on a stick?
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Offline jibba81

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« Reply #325 on: January 26, 2010, 10:27:14 PM »
Quote from: "Rancid custard"
Mozart nicked his 5th symphony from James Milner.


And it was only James Milner's first try
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Offline Ross

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« Reply #326 on: January 26, 2010, 11:29:44 PM »
James Milner is the reason "Brangelina" are splitting up.
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Offline Dave Clark Five

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« Reply #327 on: January 26, 2010, 11:45:43 PM »
James Milner is a lot better than a Kwik Fit fitter.
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Offline Mike Jeffries

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James Milner's awesomeness
« Reply #328 on: January 27, 2010, 10:10:41 AM »
"Now in darkness World stops turning,

As you hear the bodies burning,

No more war pigs have the power,

And as James Milner has struck the hour,

Day of judgement James Milner is calling,

On their kness the war pigs crawling,

Begging mercies for their sins,

Satan laughing spreads his wings,

Oh lord yeah!"
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Offline Guy M

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James Milner's awesomeness
« Reply #329 on: January 27, 2010, 12:30:46 PM »
Quote from: "Risso"
Mazrim's awesomeness

Can't see that, what am I missing?
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