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Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #240 on: January 25, 2010, 09:50:19 PM »
James Milner crushes his enemies.
Sees them driven before him.
Hears the lamentation of the women!
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Offline atomicjam

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« Reply #241 on: January 25, 2010, 09:55:54 PM »
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Offline Arsey

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« Reply #242 on: January 25, 2010, 10:07:35 PM »
Quote from: "TheSandman"
I've sorted it out now.



good work
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Offline pendinevilla

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« Reply #243 on: January 25, 2010, 10:08:28 PM »
Quote from: "Dante Lavelli"
I hope he gets to read this.  Can we get the General to forward it on to him?


James Milner doesn't need to read it - he is all seeing and all knowing.
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Offline Arsey

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« Reply #244 on: January 25, 2010, 10:12:57 PM »
James Milner only has to wink at a girl and she is 3 months pregnant.  No wait that's Gabby.
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Offline damon loves JT

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« Reply #245 on: January 25, 2010, 10:14:10 PM »
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James Milner only has to wink at a girl and she is 3 months pregnant.  No wait that's Gabby.


cock eyed
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Offline Arsey

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« Reply #246 on: January 25, 2010, 10:19:44 PM »
Quote from: "atomicjam"
The saviour....

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46


that is awesome, never seen it before.  

It was WTF.... no it can not be....  it is!
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #247 on: January 25, 2010, 10:25:46 PM »
James Milner thinks Sting lacks any kind of sexual stamina.
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Offline georgesherwood

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« Reply #248 on: January 25, 2010, 10:25:51 PM »
Superman gets James Milner pyjamas for Christmas!
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Offline spartacuss

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« Reply #249 on: January 25, 2010, 10:30:08 PM »
James Milner is superstitious: Just for luck, before every home game he counts every blade of grass on the pitch.   If there aren't  2,638, 529 blades, he single-handedly tears up the turf and replaces it until it's exactly right.

On one occasion he did this 47 times.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #250 on: January 25, 2010, 10:36:42 PM »
Quote from: "atomicjam"
The saviour....

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46


AWESOME!!!!
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Offline spartacuss

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« Reply #251 on: January 25, 2010, 10:45:42 PM »
James Milner's entire footballing career is in fact a secret training mission on behalf of NASA to prepare him to kick and deflect a near-earth asteroid away from the planet in July 2014.
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Offline richard moore

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« Reply #252 on: January 25, 2010, 10:59:37 PM »
Quote from: "martin_riat"
Quote from: "atomicjam"
The saviour....

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46


AWESOME!!!!


Brilliant...thank you
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Offline VillaVA

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« Reply #253 on: January 25, 2010, 11:01:04 PM »
James Milner can score 180 with one dart and no hands.
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Offline Nelly

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« Reply #254 on: January 26, 2010, 02:43:34 AM »
Quote from: "richard moore"
Quote from: "martin_riat"
Quote from: "atomicjam"
The saviour....

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46


AWESOME!!!!


Brilliant...thank you


XD!! That was tops! Reckon you could work Mellberg into it?! lol
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