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Offline el león Benidorm

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« Reply #210 on: January 25, 2010, 06:07:35 PM »
May I use it too Maz??
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Offline eric woolban woolban

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« Reply #211 on: January 25, 2010, 06:10:49 PM »
Quote from: "taylorsworkrate"
James Milner once made a bluenose a respectable member of society, simply by looking at him


He's not that clever.

James Milner can identify pi to infinity and beyond.

When James Milner joined Mensa, they had to change the rules so everyone could join James Milner.

James Milner has read the last page of the Never Ending Story.
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Offline MoetVillan

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« Reply #212 on: January 25, 2010, 06:12:49 PM »
James Milner is bigger than the Beatles.
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Offline Chipsticks

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« Reply #213 on: January 25, 2010, 06:23:19 PM »
Quote from: "MoetVillan"
James Milner is bigger than the Beatles.


He's bigger than jesus
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Offline RussellC

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James Milner's awesomeness
« Reply #214 on: January 25, 2010, 06:23:57 PM »
It's rumoured that as Christ was being nailed to the cross he uttered, "For Milner's sake."
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Offline RussellC

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« Reply #215 on: January 25, 2010, 06:24:24 PM »
James Milner doesn't pass wind, he sprays it, inch-perfectly from one side of the pitch to the other.
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Offline caustic_hollow

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« Reply #216 on: January 25, 2010, 06:24:25 PM »
James Milner can speak all the languages in the world but prefers to let his feet do the talking
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Offline Yossarian

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« Reply #217 on: January 25, 2010, 06:30:37 PM »
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James Milner can speak all the languages in the world but prefers to let his feet do the talking


That is good.
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Offline caustic_hollow

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« Reply #218 on: January 25, 2010, 06:34:58 PM »
James Milner ate my hamster but I forgave him 'cus he's AWESOME
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Offline Rancid custard

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« Reply #219 on: January 25, 2010, 06:35:37 PM »
Mozart nicked his 5th symphony from James Milner.
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Offline Chipsticks

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« Reply #220 on: January 25, 2010, 06:44:26 PM »
James Milner thinks that Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
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Offline caustic_hollow

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« Reply #221 on: January 25, 2010, 06:44:42 PM »
James Milner is so awesome that even if he had dsylexia he'd still be able to spell his name right.
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Offline Ryu

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« Reply #222 on: January 25, 2010, 07:00:33 PM »
Deleted!!   already done on first page, damn.
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Offline caustic_hollow

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« Reply #223 on: January 25, 2010, 07:06:10 PM »
James Milner owns "fly fishing" by J. R. Hartley
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Offline Risso

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« Reply #224 on: January 25, 2010, 07:09:20 PM »
Some of these are getting a bit shit now I'm afraid.
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