James Milner's awesomeness

[el león Benidorm]

May I use it too Maz??

[eric woolban woolban]

James Milner once made a bluenose a respectable member of society, simply by looking at him

He's not that clever.

James Milner can identify pi to infinity and beyond.

When James Milner joined Mensa, they had to change the rules so everyone could join James Milner.

James Milner has read the last page of the Never Ending Story.

[MoetVillan]

James Milner is bigger than the Beatles.

[Chipsticks]

James Milner is bigger than the Beatles.

He's bigger than jesus

[RussellC]

It's rumoured that as Christ was being nailed to the cross he uttered, "For Milner's sake."

[RussellC]

James Milner doesn't pass wind, he sprays it, inch-perfectly from one side of the pitch to the other.

[caustic_hollow]

James Milner can speak all the languages in the world but prefers to let his feet do the talking

[Yossarian]

James Milner can speak all the languages in the world but prefers to let his feet do the talking

That is good.

[caustic_hollow]

James Milner ate my hamster but I forgave him 'cus he's AWESOME

[Rancid custard]

Mozart nicked his 5th symphony from James Milner.

[Chipsticks]

James Milner thinks that Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

[caustic_hollow]

James Milner is so awesome that even if he had dsylexia he'd still be able to spell his name right.

[Ryu]

Deleted!!   already done on first page, damn.

[caustic_hollow]

James Milner owns "fly fishing" by J. R. Hartley

[Risso]

Some of these are getting a bit shit now I'm afraid.