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Offline RussellC

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« Reply #90 on: January 24, 2010, 11:03:06 PM »
James Milner didn't lose his virginity. He simply threw it away when he had no further use for it.
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« Reply #91 on: January 24, 2010, 11:05:04 PM »
When NASA lost the space signal for Apollo 13, they called on James Milner. Milner not only brought the shuttle down, he brought it down on his chest before laying it off inch perfectly to Stiliyan Petov.
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« Reply #92 on: January 24, 2010, 11:06:06 PM »
There are seven wonders of the world, each of whom one day hopes to meet James Milner.
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« Reply #93 on: January 24, 2010, 11:06:37 PM »
If you happen to utter the phrase 'Dubious Goals Panel' and James Milner has his hand to his ear, you may - if you are quick or lucky, but never both - reach the syllable 'ous' before your permanent dissapearrance from the face of the earth.
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« Reply #94 on: January 24, 2010, 11:07:14 PM »
james Milner once bumped into Chuck Norris at an airport. Norris responded with a roundhouse kick. Milner shrugged, got on his plane, went back to England then gave Chuck Norris the big boot. Chuck Norris has not been seen or heard from since.
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« Reply #95 on: January 24, 2010, 11:07:58 PM »
James Milner's left thigh is number two on the FBI's most wanted list due to its capability to bring down anything, including government buildings and the US army. Incidentally his right thigh is number one.
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« Reply #96 on: January 24, 2010, 11:08:53 PM »
Job redundancies dont just happen - they happen because James Milner is in charge, and Milner can lay off anything
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Offline RussellC

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« Reply #97 on: January 24, 2010, 11:09:19 PM »
James Milner's balls didnt drop, he just cushioned them onto his thigh.
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« Reply #98 on: January 24, 2010, 11:10:04 PM »
Quote from: "RussellC"
When NASA lost the space signal for Apollo 13, they called on James Milner. Milner not only brought the shuttle down, he brought it down on his chest before laying it off inch perfectly to Stiliyan Petov.


This one is my new found favourite
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Offline RussellC

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« Reply #99 on: January 24, 2010, 11:11:22 PM »
James Milner does not pass water. He takes it on his chest, holds it up, then passes it.
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« Reply #100 on: January 24, 2010, 11:14:26 PM »
James Milner once stepped onto the Gaza Strip. Israel declared a national holiday, it was so happy for Palestine.
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« Reply #101 on: January 24, 2010, 11:40:58 PM »
The Pope is coming to Britain to be blessed by James Milner.
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Offline RussellC

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« Reply #102 on: January 24, 2010, 11:58:18 PM »
James Milner is bigger than John Carew.
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Offline Monty

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« Reply #103 on: January 24, 2010, 11:58:57 PM »
Quote from: "RussellC"
James Milner is bigger than John Carew.

Another winner.
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« Reply #104 on: January 25, 2010, 12:04:28 AM »
James Milner is what Willis was talking about
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