James Milner's awesomeness

[Mister E]

Milner challenged The Stig to a race in the reasonably priced car - The Stig bottled it!!

James Milner is the Stig!

Oh, damn; and I promised not to tell.

[Risso]

Sometimes I fell like putting my hands up in the air
I know I can count on James Milner

[Holtenderinthesky]

James Milner was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread.

[ozzjim]

When man created fire, James Milner walked out of the flames.

[Irish villain]

Scientists have discovered James Milner's tears can cure cancer. Too bad James Milner doesn't cry.

[Chipsticks]

James Milner took the Soccer AM crossbar challenge and ended up breaking it.

[Chipsticks]

When James Milner does push-ups, he doesnt move.

The Earth moves around HIM.

[Monty]

James Milner started this thread with no more than the force of his mind.

[Nelly]

When I'm in a tough spot, or in need of moral help, I just think, "What would James Milner do?".

[Drummond]

And on the 8th day, God was created by James Milner.

[Breezeblock]

The prophet Mohammed once had a fatwah decalred against himself for drawing comic pictures of James Milner

[Yossarian]

The mountain came to James Milner.

[charlie]

Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Shut up wench, I'm watchin James Milner!!!

[eric woolban woolban]

James Milner taught Jesus to walk on water and turn said water into wine.

[supertom]

James Milner is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Favourite so far.