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Offline tonyh

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« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2010, 06:18:51 PM »
James milner signed for Aston villa, this was the first giant step for mankind
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« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2010, 06:31:19 PM »
James Milner is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2010, 06:33:10 PM »
James Milner refused an offer from Vito and Michael Corleone.
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Offline Irish villain

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« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2010, 06:33:14 PM »
James Milner doesn't get drunk, alcohol gets James Milner!
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« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2010, 06:33:57 PM »
When they're in trouble, the Ghostbusters call James Milner.
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Offline Holtenderinthesky

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« Reply #50 on: January 24, 2010, 06:34:37 PM »
The James Milner derby should be an itneresting 5th round tie.  He'll go into that one as favourites. (May even be televised!)
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Offline Irish villain

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« Reply #51 on: January 24, 2010, 06:35:02 PM »
James Milner does not wear condoms, there is no such thing as protection from James Milner!
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« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2010, 06:35:42 PM »
James Milner made Craig Gardner look away.
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Offline Irish villain

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« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2010, 06:37:33 PM »
This is a little known fact but James Milner actually won the Second World War.
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Offline garyfouroaks

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« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2010, 06:42:30 PM »
James Milner - More Tricks than Belle de Jour
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« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2010, 06:58:56 PM »
James Milners farts smell like clean linen and fresh baked bread but are so toxic they can be used as weapons of mass destruction.
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« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2010, 07:04:45 PM »
James Milner invented the bicycle kick (despite what someone else thinks and said).
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« Reply #57 on: January 24, 2010, 07:05:10 PM »
What was there before James Milner? - just the Football League.
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« Reply #58 on: January 24, 2010, 07:06:35 PM »
Some say that James Milner comes from Horsforth; actually he's from Krypton.
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« Reply #59 on: January 24, 2010, 07:07:00 PM »
Mickey Mouse wears a James Milner watch.
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