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Author Topic: Twelve Goals Of Christmas.  (Read 3095 times)

Offline The Laughing Policeman

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Twelve Goals Of Christmas.
« on: December 28, 2012, 08:57:54 PM »
Time to show that we still have a sense of humour. No doubt most of us have been shown other fans versions of this, and I must admit that some of them are quite good.
So can any of you improve on this one as a reply? (stolen from A Villa Fan.com)

12 goals conseaded
11 Gabbys injured
10 zoggys stropping
9 bents for sale
8 huttons loaned out
7 bentekes offside
6 botched clearances
5 Paul McGrath
4 king help us
3 shots on target
2 fingered salute
And a final trip to wembley

Offline Chipsticks

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Re: Twelve Goals Of Christmas.
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2012, 11:08:14 PM »
Quickly tried to think of my own version.

12 goals conceded
11 hopeless youngsters
10 quid for transfers
9 Weimann gambles
8 goals at Chelsea
7 Lambert Holte waves
6 guzan blunders
5 Concrete Ron!
4 ever Villa
3 Holmann lungs
2 fingered salute
And ooh Christian Benteke!
« Last Edit: December 28, 2012, 11:10:38 PM by Chipsticks »

Offline Chipsticks

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Re: Twelve Goals Of Christmas.
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2012, 11:49:32 PM »
(admittedly stole the 2 fingered salute because that's a good one)

Offline onje_villa

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Re: Twelve Goals Of Christmas.
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2012, 09:41:59 AM »
Quickly tried to think of my own version.

12 goals conceded
11 hopeless youngsters
10 quid for transfers
9 Weimann gambles
8 goals at Chelsea
7 Lambert Holte waves
6 guzan blunders
5 Concrete Ron!
4 ever Villa
3 Holmann lungs
2 fingered salute
And ooh Christian Benteke!
I like! I think we should sing this against Wigan

Offline Chipsticks

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Re: Twelve Goals Of Christmas.
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2012, 09:55:17 AM »
Quickly tried to think of my own version.

12 goals conceded
11 hopeless youngsters
10 quid for transfers
9 Weimann gambles
8 goals at Chelsea
7 Lambert Holte waves
6 guzan blunders
5 Concrete Ron!
4 ever Villa
3 Holmann lungs
2 fingered salute
And ooh Christian Benteke!
I like! I think we should sing this against Wigan

I will if you do!

Offline Legion

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Re: Twelve Goals Of Christmas.
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2012, 11:14:56 AM »
Quickly tried to think of my own version.

12 goals conceded
11 hopeless youngsters
10 quid for transfers
9 Weimann gambles
8 goals at Chelsea
7 Lambert Holte waves
6 guzan blunders
5 Concrete Ron!
4 ever Villa
3 Holmann lungs
2 fingered salute
And ooh Christian Benteke!
I like! I think we should sing this against Wigan

So you would like us to loudly inform our team of largely youngsters that they are hopeless?

Offline eastie

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Re: Twelve Goals Of Christmas.
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2012, 11:38:07 AM »
Quickly tried to think of my own version.

12 goals conceded
11 hopeless youngsters
10 quid for transfers
9 Weimann gambles
8 goals at Chelsea
7 Lambert Holte waves
6 guzan blunders
5 Concrete Ron!
4 ever Villa
3 Holmann lungs
2 fingered salute
And ooh Christian Benteke!
I like! I think we should sing this against Wigan

So you would like us to loudly inform our team of largely youngsters that they are hopeless?

More a song for Wigan fans to sing to take the piss , than our own fans to sing.

Offline Chipsticks

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Re: Twelve Goals Of Christmas.
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2012, 11:40:19 AM »
Quickly tried to think of my own version.

12 goals conceded
11 hopeless youngsters
10 quid for transfers
9 Weimann gambles
8 goals at Chelsea
7 Lambert Holte waves
6 guzan blunders
5 Concrete Ron!
4 ever Villa
3 Holmann lungs
2 fingered salute
And ooh Christian Benteke!
I like! I think we should sing this against Wigan

So you would like us to loudly inform our team of largely youngsters that they are hopeless?

I wasn't too sure about that line, but it was made with humorous intentions. Perhaps not the best song to motivate them.

 


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