I met this girl recently.....

[Michel Sibble]

Doesn't help that her work colleagues keep telling you how destructive she is with your things...

Put it this way, if you decide to ditch her, you have two choices: go about town seducing complete munters, or take your chances abroad. If you decide the latter, convice the new bird you still have that MBNA card and you're an good old-fashioned kinda-guy.

World-class stuff Phil!

[rutski]

brilliant! Best post on here for ages! I would give her the credit card for a while and see if she comes home with anything good that you like and it works well for you two, if the card aint got any credit then you can see how well she irons your shirts and cooks your tea, or even, how good in the sack she feels! But i feel you need to give her some credit on the card and pay the fucker off at the end of the month!