I met this girl recently.....

[Lowendbehold]

Don't wait until she spends all what remains of your MBNA credit card on fake french perfume.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I feel for you Phil but bear in mind you last girlfriend left you with a dose, so it was never going to be a great new relationship on day one.
Keep taking the pills and when you have a clean bill of health, see what she's like.

[Greg N'Ash]

Maybe you should point out to her that the ex spent the last 6 months of your relationship flirting outrageously with the same bloke, but was thrown over for a plain girl from fulham and has recently been turned down by a pig-ugly geordie.....

[Pete Green]

Give her 'til the weekend, but if she wants to dress up as Baggy Bird and wants you to shout 'Boing Boing' on every stroke, then kick her out.

[DeKuip]

Stick with her for now. Come May 22 you might be relying on her close relationship with her ex.

More importantly, what's your ex up to at the moment? Does she ever get in touch to see how the kids are doing?
And when's she coming back to take that giant dildo she left you with?

[villa1]

I'd be tempted to wait and see if she has any friends who fancy getting involved. Even better if you have an audience!

[Lew Chatterleys Lover]

Be gentle with her - she'll have another heart attack if you score.

[pauliewalnuts]

Should I dump her?

Kick her to the curb, like a dirty dog.

[Shrek]

Great analogy, does make you think about weather Gerrard is the man or not reading this.

[bob]

...

YES!

[DeKuip]

Great analogy, does make you think about weather Gerrard is the man or not reading this.

No, Gerard's the woman in this - keep up!

He, sorry she, has moved in with Phil, whose ex pissed off and left him.
They're living in the house Phil and his ex bought off that dirty old man. You know, the one who wrote his name on the extension... and had string of lovers come and go over the years. There was that Eastern European bird... the one who left and then came back... the big fat one with all the jewellery... the tasty little one with the sexy walk... the flash bird who spent a fortune on a number plate... and finally that Irish Dol.

[dl9]

Absolute quality Phil. Totally know the feeling.
My first bird back in '81 was ace, always consistent she became the best bird in England, the very next year she was the best bird in Europe! I thought all birds were like this.
Then one by one they all flattered to decieve.
One bird had a great comb over and was really exciting...on one glorious day in August we went back to her old house in Sheffield...'Hillsborough' or something and after the first part of the day being shit we turned the day round and it ended up being fantastic!
Then she went (and was later labelled a racist for some reason and never seen again)
Another bird I'd seen many years previous... she came back....one sunny day towards May we were having a shit time at ours with some guests from Coventry....but then we turned things around on them, the Angel sang and they disappeared!
Take that Mer - son I remember saying as I went home.
Yep, there have been a few, the current one sounds a bit like yours, ie, has shown signs of being in love with another geezer she once had a fling with from the North West.
She's having guests over this week end from the black country area...I hope she kicks the sh1t out of them or otherwise I can see me falling out of love again.........

[Comrade Blitz]

end it by text

[ROBBO]

I would get a female lodger someone who's seen a bit of the world and tell her that it's a threesome or nothing. Tell her there are better looking women in the bin down the road and she should stop dipping into the past. Tell her there are bigger fish in the pool.

[Brend'Watkins]

I'm not advocating violence but if she doesn't start behaving like a girlfriend should by giving you her all, pandering to your needs and shows you the love you deserve then boot her up the arse and show her the door.