Post-HAVING BEEN ON THE WRONG END OF THE FUNERAL ACTIVITY routine.

[pauliewalnuts]

God that picture of the Smurfs takes me right back. I always wanted the fencing (ie posh swordsman rather than wooden garden panels) one, and was absolutely delighted when I got it, as I think it was quite rare. I lost it not long after to my great dismay, I think a lad called Colin nicked it.

Fuck Colin, what a knob.

We should make a documentary about our quest to track down Colin (the arsehole) and find out what happened to Risso's Smurf.

Narration done by Jon Ronson or Louis Theroux, someone like that.

Premiere it at the Sundance Festival.

Rave reviews in the Guardian.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Forget the documentary, let's get Shane Meadows to make a film, Risso played by Paddy Considine; 'Dead Man's Smurf'?

[chrisw1]

When we catch him we can make him suck a non-yellow dot smurf.  Eat lead m-fcker.

[LeeB]

But in this world, Colin would immediately benefit from the publicity and rebrand himself as a right wing reactionary gobshite with a slot on GB News, and we don't want that.

The wanker.

[chrisw1]

Re-worked theme tune

Riss was so upset he cried,
All the way to the chip shop

When he came out there was Colin,
Standing at the bus stop

(And guess who was with him? Yeah, fencer smurf, and they were both laughing at him)

Oh, he is cruel and heartless
To pack Riss in for Colin
Just 'cause he's better looking than him
Just 'cause he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron, Colin is a moron
Colin is a moron, Colin is a moron...

[chrisw1]

probably trying a bit too hard tbf.

[Risso]

This page has made me smile! Not like when Colin half-inched my smurf, I cried loads.

[ChicagoLion]

Everyone knows that people with the name Colin should be avoided.

[Sexual Ealing]

Everyone knows that people with the name Colin should be avoided.

ChicagoLion is an anagram of Colin Al Gooch.

[Meanwood Villa]

Everyone knows that people with the name Colin should be avoided.

ChicagoLion is an anagram of Colin Al Gooch.

Used to open the batting for Saudi didn't he?

[chrisw1]

[Percy McCarthy]

I stole my best mate’s (earlier version of a) Hot Wheels car once. 50-odd years later I still feel bad about it. In my defence, he was a nose.

[edgysatsuma89]

Everyone knows that people with the name Colin should be avoided.

I have 2 uncles called Colin and can absolutely confirm this.

[ez]

Avoid any highlights because I've already seen the game. Don't look at the league table after any defeat. I'll watch the villa youtube vloggers though.

[darren woolley]

I carry on as normal and I love the Villa when I was young it got to me more.