Post-HAVING BEEN ON THE WRONG END OF THE FUNERAL ACTIVITY routine.

[Sexual Ealing]

Funeraling or funeralling?

I actually ummed and aahed over this before starting this thread. I decided that as 'to funeral' isn't even a verb, no matter what you all think of my choice, you can all go and fuck yourselves, you ungrateful wankers, because I do not care.

When in doubt, ask a goth. Rory will be here at around 4.30am.

[Percy McCarthy]

I was so depressed when I woke up the day after the Newcastle game it had me thinking it wasn’t healthy. Probably a direct consequence of being so optimistic all summer.

[adrenachrome]

If we do well, I make a point of watching MOTD live on Iplayer. Stupid really, because I could watch it the next day on demand. If we've fucked up, then I don't bother.

I am an old grumpy guy, set in my ways.

[Rory]

Funeraling or funeralling?

I actually ummed and aahed over this before starting this thread. I decided that as 'to funeral' isn't even a verb, no matter what you all think of my choice, you can all go and fuck yourselves, you ungrateful wankers, because I do not care.

When in doubt, ask a goth. Rory will be here at around 4.30am.

Once again, way off, baldy!

[Risso]

I was so depressed when I woke up the day after the Newcastle game it had me thinking it wasn’t healthy. Probably a direct consequence of being so optimistic all summer.

I was worried in the summer that the last time I felt this optimistic was the summer before Sir Brian left.

[Percy McCarthy]

I was so depressed when I woke up the day after the Newcastle game it had me thinking it wasn’t healthy. Probably a direct consequence of being so optimistic all summer.

I was worried in the summer that the last time I felt this optimistic was the summer before Sir Brian left.

Well we did end up qualifying for Europe. I’ll take that again, hopefully without the disruption.

[Drummond]

Funeraling or funeralling?

I actually ummed and aahed over this before starting this thread. I decided that as 'to funeral' isn't even a verb, no matter what you all think of my choice, you can all go and fuck yourselves, you ungrateful wankers, because I do not care.

I just think we wouldn't create the word in this country, so one L is sufficient given its just an Americanism.

[Monty]

Funeraling or funeralling?

I actually ummed and aahed over this before starting this thread. I decided that as 'to funeral' isn't even a verb, no matter what you all think of my choice, you can all go and fuck yourselves, you ungrateful wankers, because I do not care.

I just think we wouldn't create the word in this country, so one L is sufficient given its just an Americanism.

I thought it carne from, um, Singapore English?

[algy]

If we do well, I make a point of watching MOTD live on Iplayer. Stupid really, because I could watch it the next day on demand. If we've fucked up, then I don't bother.

I am an old grumpy guy, set in my ways.

Yep, exactly the same. Always watch MOTD when we win, don't bother if we lose, draw ... depends on whether I think it's a good result or not, but my default position is that Villa are the best team in the world so anything other than a win is an abomination & inno way natural or just.

I'll read match reports properly if we win or draw, skim through them if we lose.

I phone or text my dad when we win. Lose or draw, I never bother. He doesn't want to talk about it, I don't want to talk about it, so that's about that.

[chrisw1]

If we win Dad will pull up at the shop and buy the Sports Argus and get me a bag of crisps.  Maybe even a Smurf if he needs petrol.  If we lose it's straight home for tea.

[LeeB]

If we win Dad will pull up at the shop and buy the Sports Argus and get me a bag of crisps.  Maybe even a Smurf if he needs petrol.  If we lose it's straight home for tea.

I suppose I was lucky in that my Dad didn't like football and I wasn't subjected to the variation in moods, he was just a miserable sod all the time.

[Drummond]

If we win Dad will pull up at the shop and buy the Sports Argus and get me a bag of crisps.  Maybe even a Smurf if he needs petrol.  If we lose it's straight home for tea.

I reckon I might still have my Smurf in a box in my mums loft.

[chrisw1]

If we win Dad will pull up at the shop and buy the Sports Argus and get me a bag of crisps.  Maybe even a Smurf if he needs petrol.  If we lose it's straight home for tea.

I reckon I might still have my Smurf in a box in my mums loft.

Make sure it's got a yellow dot on the foot before you put it in your mouth.

[Risso]

If we win Dad will pull up at the shop and buy the Sports Argus and get me a bag of crisps.  Maybe even a Smurf if he needs petrol.  If we lose it's straight home for tea.

I suppose I was lucky in that my Dad didn't like football and I wasn't subjected to the variation in moods, he was just a miserable sod all the time.

Same here with my dad.

[Clampy]

What's all this smurf malarkey? Were they free with petrol or something back in the day? My Saturday night treat was a bottle of vimto (with straw) and a bag of RTP crisps from the outdoor of the pub.