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Online dave.woodhall

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #75 on: May 16, 2012, 01:06:27 PM »
Quote from: German James on May 16, 2012, 01:04:16 PM
Quote from: John on May 16, 2012, 12:15:47 PM
Quote from: The Rt Hon Sir Algernon Cockbiscuit III on May 15, 2012, 03:51:07 PM
I can't cope with all this new fangled shit; I'm still coming to terms with the seed drill.

Apparently the bloke who invented the seed drill was found standing on one leg and playing a flute!

I can't work Locomotive Breath into this, try as I might.

You'd need an Aqualung.
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Offline Mazrim

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #76 on: May 16, 2012, 02:33:57 PM »
You're living in the past.
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Online dave.woodhall

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #77 on: May 16, 2012, 02:35:10 PM »
Quote from: Mazrim on May 16, 2012, 02:33:57 PM
You're living in the past.

And you're Thick as a Brick.
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Offline Ron Manager

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #78 on: May 16, 2012, 02:37:31 PM »
Ive just found out there was a railway engine on the Great Western called ..wait for it...Lambert!  The managerial position is thus filled!

The Great Western as you all know is Wolvos best pub.
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Offline Chipsticks

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #79 on: May 16, 2012, 02:40:13 PM »
I choo-choo-choose not to partake in this pun business you speak of.


my god that was terrible.
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Offline Ron Manager

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #80 on: May 16, 2012, 02:41:10 PM »
Quote from: Mazrim on May 16, 2012, 02:33:57 PM
You're living in the past.

I was going to use that one!...Im pig sick as is the good lady Blodwyn!  Going back down the Bunker till they name somebody
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Offline German James

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #81 on: May 16, 2012, 04:20:25 PM »
Quote from: dave.woodhall on May 16, 2012, 01:06:27 PM
Quote from: German James on May 16, 2012, 01:04:16 PM
Quote from: John on May 16, 2012, 12:15:47 PM
Quote from: The Rt Hon Sir Algernon Cockbiscuit III on May 15, 2012, 03:51:07 PM
I can't cope with all this new fangled shit; I'm still coming to terms with the seed drill.

Apparently the bloke who invented the seed drill was found standing on one leg and playing a flute!

I can't work Locomotive Breath into this, try as I might.

You'd need an Aqualung.
Quote from: dave.woodhall on May 16, 2012, 02:35:10 PM
Quote from: Mazrim on May 16, 2012, 02:33:57 PM
You're living in the past.

And you're Thick as a Brick.
Quote from: Mazrim on May 16, 2012, 02:33:57 PM
You're living in the past.
Quote from: John on May 16, 2012, 02:41:10 PM
I was going to use that one!...Im pig sick as is the good lady Blodwyn!  Going back down the Bunker till they name somebody

Well quite, but what have those songs and Clive's band got to do with trains?
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Offline mr woo

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #82 on: May 16, 2012, 10:10:31 PM »
Has anyone used the one about Given coming off the line yet?
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Offline UK Redsox

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #83 on: May 16, 2012, 10:20:59 PM »
Well I for one am in favour of the extra railway line. Its another chance to meet Iggy Pop and David Bowie.
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Offline DeKuip

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #84 on: May 17, 2012, 12:14:06 AM »
I was hoping for new coaches and a fast passing ball game at Bodymoor Heath.

Not new coaches passing a ball game fast!
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Offline Brend'Watkins

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #85 on: May 17, 2012, 08:39:36 AM »
Can't see the pont of it really as we have already witnessed Emule train...

EMule train, yeah, yeah.
EMule train: trppetty-flopping over hill and plain.
Seems as how he’ll never stop.
Trippetty-flop, trippetty-flop, trippetty, trippetty,
trippetty, trippetty, trippetty-flopping along.
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Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #86 on: May 17, 2012, 08:51:39 AM »
My head hurts.
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Offline Dave Javu

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #87 on: May 17, 2012, 09:28:58 AM »
The person who came up with this idea ought to get the bullet.
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Offline Brend'Watkins

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #88 on: May 17, 2012, 09:42:13 AM »
I've heard that The General is steaming about this?
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Offline Dave Javu

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Re: HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground
« Reply #89 on: May 17, 2012, 10:05:06 AM »
Quote from: paulcomben on May 15, 2012, 03:40:53 PM
Those puns are the only worthwhile thing published about HS2. Nothing else about it makes any sense at all.  Support http://stophs2.org/

Yes, we need to express our opposition.
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