HS2 Route - Straight Through Our Training Ground

[dave.woodhall]

I can't cope with all this new fangled shit; I'm still coming to terms with the seed drill.

Apparently the bloke who invented the seed drill was found standing on one leg and playing a flute!

I can't work Locomotive Breath into this, try as I might.

You'd need an Aqualung.

[Mazrim]

You're living in the past.

[dave.woodhall]

You're living in the past.

And you're Thick as a Brick.

[Ron Manager]

Ive just found out there was a railway engine on the Great Western called ..wait for it...Lambert!  The managerial position is thus filled!

The Great Western as you all know is Wolvos best pub.

[Chipsticks]

I choo-choo-choose not to partake in this pun business you speak of.


my god that was terrible.

[Ron Manager]

You're living in the past.

I was going to use that one!...Im pig sick as is the good lady Blodwyn!  Going back down the Bunker till they name somebody

[German James]

I can't cope with all this new fangled shit; I'm still coming to terms with the seed drill.

Apparently the bloke who invented the seed drill was found standing on one leg and playing a flute!

I can't work Locomotive Breath into this, try as I might.

You'd need an Aqualung.

You're living in the past.

And you're Thick as a Brick.

You're living in the past.

I was going to use that one!...Im pig sick as is the good lady Blodwyn!  Going back down the Bunker till they name somebody

Well quite, but what have those songs and Clive's band got to do with trains?

[mr woo]

Has anyone used the one about Given coming off the line yet?

[UK Redsox]

Well I for one am in favour of the extra railway line. Its another chance to meet Iggy Pop and David Bowie.

[DeKuip]

I was hoping for new coaches and a fast passing ball game at Bodymoor Heath.

Not new coaches passing a ball game fast!

[Brend'Watkins]

Can't see the pont of it really as we have already witnessed Emule train...

EMule train, yeah, yeah.
EMule train: trppetty-flopping over hill and plain.
Seems as how he’ll never stop.
Trippetty-flop, trippetty-flop, trippetty, trippetty,
trippetty, trippetty, trippetty-flopping along.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

My head hurts.

[Dave Javu]

The person who came up with this idea ought to get the bullet.

[Brend'Watkins]

I've heard that The General is steaming about this?

[Dave Javu]

Those puns are the only worthwhile thing published about HS2. Nothing else about it makes any sense at all.  Support http://stophs2.org/

Yes, we need to express our opposition.