Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: wittonwarrior on August 04, 2019, 11:30:06 PM
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Please
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Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He drinks the vodka
He drinks the Jäger
His cock's fucking massive
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Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He drinks the vodka
He drinks the Jäger
His cock's fucking massive
This is a joke I hope?
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Nope.
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:( that's a shame.
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Not my finest work but I was very, very, drunk.
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*Not my work at all in reality.
It's not bad apart from that last line, found this on Twitter
https://twitter.com/goldman_erika/status/1157419706858561537
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Cheers PWS.
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I didn't think we could outdo the pathetic kumbya song but this one has done so.
Firstly, the vodka, Jager is just a copy of the Harry Maguire song and secondly, the "cock" reference is not only very childish but it doesn't sit comfortably either.
Why can't someone out there just come up with something original for a change?
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Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..
An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!
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Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..
An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!
Agreed on both points.
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Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..
An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!
Splendid, splendid Jack?
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Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He drinks the vodka
He drinks the Jäger
His cock's fucking massive
This is a joke I hope?
That’s got to be the worst player song ever bar none. Pure embarrassing. Hope it doesn’t catch on.
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Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He drinks the vodka
He drinks the Jäger
His cock's fucking massive
This is a joke I hope?
That’s got to be the worst player song ever bar none. Pure embarrassing. Hope it doesn’t catch on.
It is utterly bizarre that people would enjoy singing about another man's penis.
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Surely something like "He plays for the Villa" would have been a less cringeworthy final line?
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Shittest ‘song’ ever
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It's shit and also pretty bizarre.
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Not only is it shit but it's embarrassing. Still, 'ladz' eh?
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How do we even know he has an elephant's trunk?
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What a stupid song, please stop it
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So where that does tripe rank in Aston Villa's "Wankest song ever made up" top 5?
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I can't stand "it's your round m'lord or empty seats m'lord" theres a reason no other clubs fans have copied it. It's naff. But at least it's less offensive than the Ezri Konsa effort. I won't be joining in with that either.
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Isn’t that the kind of racial stereotyping that got Man Utd fans in trouble for their Lukaku song?
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Isn’t that the kind of racial stereotyping that got Man Utd fans in trouble for their Lukaku song?
yep, and everton with yerry mina...
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Isn’t that the kind of racial stereotyping that got Man Utd fans in trouble for their Lukaku song?
Quite. I’m white and have a massive knob.
*I also have small hands.*
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Isn’t that the kind of racial stereotyping that got Man Utd fans in trouble for their Lukaku song?
yep, and everton with yerry mina...
Stupid song, and racist...
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This needs stamping out and quickly. Beyond idiotic
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The massive cock reference needs to go for the racial stereotyping alone.
Even aside from that, just remember he plays in the same team as Jack Grealish, and we've all seen him in football shorts.
Now I'm not a man who is very body conscious, but I must admit I looked out at him celebrating on the pitch after the play off semi at the Hawthorns and thought to myself mine shrinks when I've been running about for two hours! :o
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Why can't our fans come up with something original and positive? Or just stick to original songs.
He may have never touched a drop of Vodka or Jager in his life and how do we know his cock size? Song bordering on racism. Sad
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Song makes no sense at all. What have Vokda and Jaeger got to do with him? Nevermind the penis part which is just bizarre. You're a proper weird one if you're singing about a blokes dong.
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It's not bordering on racist, it *is* racist.
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It's absolutely pathetic.
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Like most sane people on here and elsewhere have said it is utterly shit and thoroughly embarrassing.
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Appalling.
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Desperate stuff.
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Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..
An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!
Splendid, splendid Jack?
Marvello - no that doesn't work.
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Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He loves the Villa
He plays with Nakamba
He's coached by John Terryyy
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Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..
An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!
I've had this as a prompt in my head for years but have never been able to build it out:
Jack Grealish is magic,
He wears his magic pads
...
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Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..
An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!
I've had this as a prompt in my head for years but have never been able to build it out:
Jack Grealish is magic,
He wears his magic pads
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he wears the captains armband,
and he's got a massive cock.
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Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He drinks the vodka
He drinks the Jäger
His cock's fucking massive
This is a joke I hope?
That’s got to be the worst player song ever bar none. Pure embarrassing. Hope it doesn’t catch on.
It is utterly bizarre that people would enjoy singing about another man's penis.
I do remember in the early nineties we sang "Robson, Robson show us your dick" when he played for Manure at Villa Park.
However the reason was that he had recently been in the papers for indecent exposure when he drunkenly showed his dick to a female in a nightclub.
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Whoever came up with this song is a massive c*ck We need to get rid ASAP..
An improvement on Super, super Jack wouldn’t go amiss either!
I've had this as a prompt in my head for years but have never been able to build it out:
Jack Grealish is magic,
He wears his magic pads[
...
he wears the captains armband,
and he's got a massive cock.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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What a feckin garbage song, hope it doesn't catch on.
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Ezri Konsa, Ezri Konsa
He drinks the vodka
He drinks the Jäger
His cock's fucking massive
This is a joke I hope?
That’s got to be the worst player song ever bar none. Pure embarrassing. Hope it doesn’t catch on.
It is utterly bizarre that people would enjoy singing about another man's penis.
I do remember in the early nineties we sang "Robson, Robson show us your dick" when he played for Manure at Villa Park.
However the reason was that he had recently been in the papers for indecent exposure when he drunkenly showed his dick to a female in a nightclub.
Haha. Ok! Early nineties...I was just about getting fed up with my dad's attempts to raise me as a Leicester fan by dragging me down to Filbert Street.
Not so long after my grandad suggested that we go to the 'smartest ground in the world'. And so at the start of the 93-94 season, we went and they thrashed QPR. True love.
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Feel like I've wasted a bit of my life pointing out that stereotyping based on a physical characteristic is racist, even if it seems like a desirable characteristic to the fools singing it.
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Perhaps we could delete the lyrics then from here?
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Only cretins would sing and find amusement in this song, sort of thing I use to think other clubs did, not us.
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Ezri Konsa
Ezri Konsa
He left Brentford
To join the Villa
Cos' we're f*cking massive
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Ezri Konsa
Ezri Konsa
He'll block the ball in
He'll stop you scorin'
He's Ezri Konsa
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Ezri Konsa
Ezri Konsa
He plays with Benrahma
Wesley and Jota
And Marvelous Nakambaaa
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There were lots of fans singing it in Leipzig, male and female, I did my best to deflect my sons attention from it as he naturally wanted to join in (he’s only 9), having no idea of the connotations.
Regarding the McGrath song I find that a real shame, it used to be one of my favourite chants growing up as I adored him as a player, the extra verses have completely ruined it.
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Regarding the McGrath song I find that a real shame, it used to be one of my favourite chants growing up as I adored him as a player, the extra verses have completely ruined it.
Totally agree - offensive and embarrassing
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Only cretins would sing and find amusement in this song, sort of thing I use to think other clubs did, not us.
Didn't the Tracie Andrews song give you a hint?
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There were lots of fans singing it in Leipzig, male and female, I did my best to deflect my sons attention from it as he naturally wanted to join in (he’s only 9), having no idea of the connotations.
Regarding the McGrath song I find that a real shame, it used to be one of my favourite chants growing up as I adored him as a player, the extra verses have completely ruined it.
I'm sure the rest of the Premier League will be delighted to hear that bilge again. ::)
Really adds to the occasion when we have empty seats as well. I'd like to say our lot are being ironic, but when you see the brain donors churning it out that's doubtful.
Personally I'd arm the stewards (home and away) with cattle prods and let them go to town.
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The only way this shit goes away is by telling the ones singing it to shut the fuck up. Full stop.
A bit of booing en masse from those with a modicum of sense any time it starts up wouldn't go amiss either.
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It won't start up in the grounds.
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There were lots of fans singing it in Leipzig, male and female, I did my best to deflect my sons attention from it as he naturally wanted to join in (he’s only 9), having no idea of the connotations.
Regarding the McGrath song I find that a real shame, it used to be one of my favourite chants growing up as I adored him as a player, the extra verses have completely ruined it.
I'm sure the rest of the Premier League will be delighted to hear that bilge again. ::)
Really adds to the occasion when we have empty seats as well. I'd like to say our lot are being ironic, but when you see the brain donors churning it out that's doubtful.
Personally I'd arm the stewards (home and away) with cattle prods and let them go to town.
You are Ken Bates and I claim my £5. And I agree with you. We have far too many Herberts at our away games. As, I guess, does every other club.
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Am I old-fashioned in thinking a generic chant is fine to make players feel welcome, and that we should wait till they’ve done something special or become a hero for whatever reason and then craft something unique and special about that?
Saves just coming up with any old shit for every tom, dick, and harry that signs up and who we’ll have forgotten within three years.
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If 'Tony, Tony Daley' was good enough then 'Ezri, Ezri Konsa' is good enough.
The only massive cocks around will be those showing themselves up by singing inappropriate or offensive songs.
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There were lots of fans singing it in Leipzig, male and female, I did my best to deflect my sons attention from it as he naturally wanted to join in (he’s only 9), having no idea of the connotations.
Regarding the McGrath song I find that a real shame, it used to be one of my favourite chants growing up as I adored him as a player, the extra verses have completely ruined it.
I'm sure the rest of the Premier League will be delighted to hear that bilge again. ::)
Really adds to the occasion when we have empty seats as well. I'd like to say our lot are being ironic, but when you see the brain donors churning it out that's doubtful.
Personally I'd arm the stewards (home and away) with cattle prods and let them go to town.
You are Ken Bates and I claim my £5. And I agree with you. We have far too many Herberts at our away games. As, I guess, does every other club.
The Liverpool fans ‘Steaua Bucuresti 1986’ flag is hard to beat.
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Referring respectfully/enviously to the magnitude of an athlete's penis is perfectly normal provided it is done with respect not crudity. The fame of Lynford Christie's Lunchbox never offended. Lynford in an action, especially the slow motion frontal shots is the only time I can recall my wife showing any interest in televised sport.
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Sorry I brought this subject up now - its not appropriate in this era but is mild to what I have heard in the past both from Villa fans and other supporters in the past stretching back nearly 50 years.
Not sure why everyone slags off the Paul McGrath song - its usually only sung once per match and it is ours.
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Referring respectfully/enviously to the magnitude of an athlete's penis is perfectly normal provided it is done with respect not crudity. The fame of Lynford Christie's Lunchbox never offended. Lynford in an action, especially the slow motion frontal shots is the only time I can recall my wife showing any interest in televised sport.
Is this Lynford any relation to Linford Christie the Olympic athlete?
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Not sure why everyone slags off the Paul McGrath song - its usually only sung once per match and it is ours.
Because glorifying the serious illness of one of our greatest players is a pretty ugly thing to do?
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There is a niggly undercurrent of toxic masculinity (misogyny, casual racism, islamophobia, violence) in British Football but is this any different to how it’s been for the last 50 odd years?
I have been encouraged by how many Villa fans have spoken out about this on Twatter, which has caused the usual non thinking responses from those who don’t see a problem with it.
Putting aside the racist trope it uses, the song itself is shit, really shit.
I was totally gob smacked last season when our version of Allez took off as for the first time in living memory we had a song which contains no swear words and didn’t mention any of our inferior local rivals. Colour me shocked when everyone joined in with it, who’d have thought a family friendly no swear words song solely about us and no one else saw everyone in the ground singing it.
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There is a niggly undercurrent of toxic masculinity (misogyny, casual racism, islamophobia, violence) in British Football but is this any different to how it’s been for the last 50 odd years?
I have been encouraged by how many Villa fans have spoken out about this on Twatter, which has caused the usual non thinking responses from those who don’t see a problem with it.
Putting aside the racist trope it uses, the song itself is shit, really shit.
I was totally gob smacked last season when our version of Allez took off as for the first time in living memory we had a song which contains no swear words and didn’t mention any of our inferior local rivals. Colour me shocked when everyone joined in with it, who’d have thought a family friendly no swear words song solely about us and no one else saw everyone in the ground singing it.
Totally agree with the last paragraph "everyone could sing it" and they certainly did in the playoffs
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Sorry I brought this subject up now - its not appropriate in this era but is mild to what I have heard in the past both from Villa fans and other supporters in the past stretching back nearly 50 years.
Not sure why everyone slags off the Paul McGrath song - its usually only sung once per match and it is ours.
It is because he is our greatest every player which we celebrate by glorifying his ongoing serious illness.
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Sorry I brought this subject up now - its not appropriate in this era but is mild to what I have heard in the past both from Villa fans and other supporters in the past stretching back nearly 50 years.
Not sure why everyone slags off the Paul McGrath song - its usually only sung once per match and it is ours.
Does that really need to be explained to you?
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The McGrath song is absolutely abysmal. If they cut out the "on the piss"/"it's your round" lines it would still be a dismal dirge. As it is, it's basically taking the piss out of the illness of the greatest Villa player that I've seen.
It's not like we don't have other songs for him, anyway. What's wrong with a rousing "ooh aah Paul McGrath"? You can sing that on its own or at the culmination of the "Yes, we have a friend in Jesus" ditty.
If we aren't above nicking songs, and recent history shows that we aren't, I quite like the Irish "we all dream of a team of Paul McGraths", too.
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The McGrath song is absolutely abysmal. If they cut out the "on the piss"/"it's your round" lines it would still be a dismal dirge. As it is, it's basically taking the piss out of the illness of the greatest Villa player that I've seen.
It's not like we don't have other songs for him, anyway. What's wrong with a rousing "ooh aah Paul McGrath"? You can sing that on its own or at the culmination of the "Yes, we have a friend in Jesus" ditty.
If we aren't above nicking songs, and recent history shows that we aren't, I quite like the Irish "we all dream of a team of Paul McGraths", too.
When it was simply “Paul McGrath, m’lord”, I used to like it.
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Not sure why everyone slags off the Paul McGrath song - its usually only sung once per match and it is ours.
Because glorifying the serious illness of one of our greatest players is a pretty ugly thing to do?
True. And the rest of it is just crow-barring in lyrics for the sake of it. The "empty seats my lord" bit being just about the worst football chant I've ever heard. I loathe it, every single line of it.
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its usually only sung once per match and it is ours.
Yeah. It's probably really difficult for opposition fans to come up with lines as original as empty seats/ going down/ shit support.
And to the tune of Kumbaya as well for added cringe.
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You never hear it now but the original verse of “Yes we have a friend in Jesus” followed by the “Paul McGrath m’lord” chorus was fine by me
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You never hear it now but the original verse of “Yes we have a friend in Jesus” followed by the “Paul McGrath m’lord” chorus was fine by me
Started at Forest away?
It was the first time I remember hearing it, there was a fan dressed as a nun on someone's shoulders, I think it was a Bank Holiday game.