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Title: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 28, 2015, 02:01:18 PM
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Title: Norwich vs Aston Villa match thread
Post by: Smirker on December 28, 2015, 02:01:53 PM
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Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 28, 2015, 02:02:23 PM
I expected Lescott to get a rest
Title: Re: Norwich vs Aston Villa match thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 02:02:37 PM
Well, that's unexpected.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: peter w on December 28, 2015, 02:03:15 PM
Dear me. And that's just about as good as we've got.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on December 28, 2015, 02:03:23 PM
Got there before me. Same team pretty much, still want to see more of Adama and Gil.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 28, 2015, 02:03:37 PM
The return of Richardson and Clark. Blimey. That left side of the defence looks shit. Did Okore pick up an injury?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 28, 2015, 02:03:48 PM
No Okore in the squad. Injured, rested or dropped?
Title: Re: Norwich vs Aston Villa match thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 02:03:55 PM
Hmmmm. Far too many changes for my liking, especially at the back.
And Sinclair better show he deserves his start, for a bloody change.
Title: Re: Norwich vs Aston Villa match thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 02:04:19 PM
Sanchez still injured then. I wonder if that's 4-3-3 with Bacuna/Sinclair wide, or the diamond with Bacuna central and Sinclair up front? If the latter, I wonder what Adama has to do to get a start, because if Sinclair can play there so can he.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 28, 2015, 02:04:41 PM
I'd sooner he kept Bacuna at LB and started Gil in the middle
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: john e on December 28, 2015, 02:04:43 PM
Ffs Richardson, Westwood and Sinclair how are we ever going to win a game
Title: Re: Norwich vs Aston Villa match thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on December 28, 2015, 02:04:45 PM
Sanchez injured I guess. Interesting team. Could bring Traore/Gil and Gestede on if we need to change things.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 28, 2015, 02:06:20 PM
Would a Mod please combine the duelling match threads. Thanks
Title: Re: Norwich vs Aston Villa match thread
Post by: Clampy on December 28, 2015, 02:07:20 PM
Looks to me like he's playing Bacuna right midfield, but yes a few too many changes for me. I wonder how many other clubs have done that though only playing two days ago?
Title: Re: Norwich vs Aston Villa match thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 02:10:50 PM
Westwood, Sinclair and Richardson. I fucking despair.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: David_Nab on December 28, 2015, 02:11:00 PM
Okore I'm guessing rested due to missing pre season and knee issues , 2 games in 2 days too much for him

Sinclair starts ,good movement and works hard but for me doesn't do enough on the ball but he is more likely to score as anyone else we can play there.Bacuna in midfield to add legs with Sanchez missing which shows why we have been linked to MF's as we are lacking in depth there .
Title: Re: Norwich vs Aston Villa match thread
Post by: Chris Smith on December 28, 2015, 02:11:56 PM
Looks to me like he's playing Bacuna right midfield, but yes a few too many changes for me. I wonder how many other clubs have done that though only playing two days ago?

As you suggest it isn't unexpected to make changes with games so close together, some players may have slight knocks and others naturally take longer to recover.
Title: Re: Norwich vs Aston Villa match thread
Post by: supertom on December 28, 2015, 02:13:02 PM
I'd have had Gil rather than Bacuna. I wouldn't have been playing Sinclair either, but to be fair to him, though he doesn't pull up any trees defensively, he does more than Gil, Grealish or Traore in that respect, so I can see why he's been included.
That's a side well short on creativity though. I think in our position we have to gamble on at least one creative player who might not do much defensively.
Title: Re: Norwich vs Aston Villa match thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 02:13:40 PM
Maybe Okore's recent injury history has something to do with his omission today.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 28, 2015, 02:14:44 PM
Yep. Okore and Lescott have both had their injury problems, so resting them is probably a good move now that Micah's back
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 28, 2015, 02:16:30 PM
I thought Bacuna might move into the right of the midfield 4. In fairness Gil did nothing there to justify selection today and Bacuna might protect Hutton more.

Sinclair is a strange one I thought Gestede might be ideal for this one unless the knock he took is bothering him.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 02:17:31 PM
Recent (slightly) better results and performances with Okore and Lescott will mean fuck all if normal service is resumed with that re-instated central defensive pair.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: LukeJames on December 28, 2015, 02:17:50 PM
That looks like a team picked not to lose rather than a team picked to win, no creativity or movement at all, we'll maybe scrape another draw.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 28, 2015, 02:18:48 PM
Too many changes for my liking. There was a cohesiveness about the side vs West Ham. I can see resting a couple plus Sanchez being out, but four is a lot. Especially both CB's. Add to that Gestede didn't do too badly the other day, so to bring in Sinclair means we have to play a very different style. Richardson is useless and a liability. My concern is as much about team chemistry as it is about the lack of quality.

Anyway we'll see how it goes.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 28, 2015, 02:19:40 PM
The defence is a worry. Mainly because Richardson is rubbish and Clark has been woeful with Richards who goes walkies to often for comfort.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 28, 2015, 02:20:12 PM
midfield looks shit, dont know why i act surprised
Title: Re: Norwich vs Aston Villa match thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on December 28, 2015, 02:21:07 PM
Westwood, Sinclair and Richardson. I fucking despair.

Who would you have picked?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on December 28, 2015, 02:22:51 PM
While I'm okay with Gestede not starting, I don't understand the exclusion of Traore/Gil/Grealish in favor of Bacuna.. against NORWICH.

Go for it, we don't need two LBs on the pitch against Norwich. I have no confidence in getting three points from this but hopefully Ayew can pull through again.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 28, 2015, 02:22:57 PM
Okore must be injured. Please win Villa.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Clampy on December 28, 2015, 02:23:47 PM
midfield looks shit

It's the same midfield as Saturday apart from Bacuna. I think it looks ok, apart from the defensive changes which may have been enforced anyway.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on December 28, 2015, 02:25:00 PM
Richardson, Bacuna, Westwood, Sinclair=rubbish and a defeat.

Please prove me wrong.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Ron Manager on December 28, 2015, 02:26:48 PM
Perhaps we have a few injuiries they are keeping quiet apart from Sanchez who has hamstring problems. Bit of a worry that team selection.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on December 28, 2015, 02:28:35 PM
I suspect Bacuna will play on the right to cover Hutton, which is much needed after the last few games.  Once you do that you don't have many options at leftback other than Richardson (Kinsella being called in to a team in this situation isn't a great idea) that leaves you needing similar cover on the left so Sinclair gets called in to offer that and then Ayew and Veretout are the 2 genuinely undroppable players in the team and Westwood and Gana are the only other fit central midfielders so the front 6 are almost picked for you.  Central defence I think it's a fitness thing, Okore was looking tired after about 60mins on Saturday and Lescott probably can't handle 2 games in 2 days.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 02:38:06 PM
Whichever way he picks the team, whoever he picks or drops, I invariably look at our line up and feel my stomach sink.

Christ on a bike, we need to do some business in January, and in the early part of it too.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Steve R on December 28, 2015, 02:39:37 PM
I suspect Bacuna will play on the right to cover Hutton, which is much needed after the last few games.  Once you do that you don't have many options at leftback other than Richardson (Kinsella being called in to a team in this situation isn't a great idea) that leaves you needing similar cover on the left so Sinclair gets called in to offer that and then Ayew and Veretout are the 2 genuinely undroppable players in the team and Westwood and Gana are the only other fit central midfielders so the front 6 are almost picked for you.  Central defence I think it's a fitness thing, Okore was looking tired after about 60mins on Saturday and Lescott probably can't handle 2 games in 2 days.

Totally agree. And I hope Norwich play the same side they put out on Saturday.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on December 28, 2015, 02:40:28 PM
CB pairing makes sense. Westwood playing is meh but Sanchez is out. He had half decent game on Saturday and shojld be fresh.

Richardson bothers me most.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: in exile on December 28, 2015, 02:41:49 PM
...He had half decent game on Saturday and shojld be fresh.
Who?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: David_Nab on December 28, 2015, 02:46:14 PM
Bacuna in midfield add's goal threat as well
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 02:48:16 PM
Considering our position and the opposition, I would have hoped Remi would have been a little braver.
Either Grealish or Gil to have started instead of Richardson, with Bacuna continuing at LB.

Guess we just need to see how this all pans out.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Gareth on December 28, 2015, 02:55:04 PM
If you pick Richardson at LB makes sense to have Sinclair as he will provide a bit of back up - something Gil or Grealish are totally uncapable of.

Just glad he hasn't fell into the trap of wasting a starting place on Gil
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 02:57:17 PM
A miserable line-up, but since we need a miracle to stay up, there's as much chance the miracle will happen with this shower than any other.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on December 28, 2015, 02:59:20 PM
...He had half decent game on Saturday and shojld be fresh.
Who?

Westwood
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 28, 2015, 03:01:08 PM
Okore must be injured. Please win Villa.

Happy Birthday Paul.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 03:04:11 PM
Good start, Richards bungled that.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:04:15 PM
We have got the beating of these fuckers.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:04:54 PM
Who lost the ball then?   
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 03:05:20 PM
I love these two defenders so much.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:05:25 PM
Shit from vertoute.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 03:05:37 PM
Scary at the back
Lightweight in midfield
Blunt up front
What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: bertlambshank on December 28, 2015, 03:05:43 PM
Should be one up.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:07:22 PM
Some comical attempts to form a wall for that free kick, like they'd never done it before.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:07:53 PM
Our fucking midfielders are unable to do the simplest things sometimes.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on December 28, 2015, 03:10:19 PM
We have got the beating of these fuckers.

Stay off the ginger wine!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:12:15 PM
It's astounding when you think some of these numbskulls are millionaires because of what they do. Incredible.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:12:48 PM
It's astounding when you think some of these numbskulls are millionaires because of what they do. Incredible.

I wonder how much money Kieran Richardson has been paid in his career so far.

Staggering, really.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:13:05 PM
Our fans are making a proper racket.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:14:05 PM
Majestic slide rule 50 yard pass into touch from Hutton.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 03:14:33 PM
How the ref not see that
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:14:44 PM
Norwich are absolute shit, atrocious, crap, rubbish.
We have got to take the game to them. This is THE game where we have to show something
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:14:45 PM
We would be in some shit if we ever lost ayew
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:14:57 PM
Who is this tedious scouse bloke on the commentary?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on December 28, 2015, 03:15:06 PM
It's astounding when you think some of these numbskulls are millionaires because of what they do. Incredible.

I wonder how much money Kieran Richardson has been paid in his career so far.

Staggering, really.

Including endorsements etc.. must be best part of 20m
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:15:09 PM
Not saying were not but you know what I mean
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:16:02 PM
Sinclair looks OK
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: aev on December 28, 2015, 03:16:28 PM
Wasn't Richardson the player that Keane was referring to when he made the "Baby Bentley" comment?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:16:30 PM
Thought that was it
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:16:48 PM
We can win this
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:16:57 PM
Who is this tedious scouse bloke on the commentary?

Is it John Bishop?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:17:00 PM
Close!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 03:17:11 PM
Veretout's set-pieces have given us a new dimension. Could be 2-0 up as a result of them.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:17:24 PM
Good job Brady has started like Karen Brady
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on December 28, 2015, 03:17:36 PM
Wasn't Richardson the player that Keane was referring to when he made the "Baby Bentley" comment?

One of several
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:18:01 PM
Who is this tedious scouse bloke on the commentary?

Is it John Bishop?

No, this one sounds like he's had at least one of his nostrils permanently sealed and the other partially blocked with polyfilla, whereas Bishop sounds like he's recovering from a stroke, and is having to learn how to speak all over again.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:18:12 PM
WESTWOOD CAN'T KICK A FUCKING FOOTBALL.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:19:12 PM
Veretout is starting to look a real player.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:20:22 PM
Poor from bacuna
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 03:20:37 PM
Fucking hell Bacuna, that was amazingly awful.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:20:57 PM
Who is this tedious scouse bloke on the commentary?

Is it John Bishop?

No, this one sounds like he's had at least one of his nostrils permanently sealed and the other partially blocked with polyfilla, whereas Bishop sounds like he's recovering from a stroke, and is having to learn how to speak all over again.

That's true. And this bloke is funnier than Bishop.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:21:05 PM
You could shoot ****** like Bacuna when they do stuff like that.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 03:21:08 PM
I don't get Bacuna at all. I really don't.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 28, 2015, 03:21:39 PM
Imagine where we would be if actually had a real striker or two in this squad? Especially today and vs West Ham. It puts so much pressure on our defenders when we cannot convert chances.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:21:44 PM
Bacuna's a grinning dolt.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 03:22:00 PM
Who is this tedious scouse bloke on the commentary?

Is it John Bishop?

No, this one sounds like he's had at least one of his nostrils permanently sealed and the other partially blocked with polyfilla, whereas Bishop sounds like he's recovering from a stroke, and is having to learn how to speak all over again.

That's true. And this bloke is funnier than Bishop.

An E. coli outbreak is funnier than Bishop.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:22:23 PM
Imagine where we would be if actually had a real striker or two in this squad? Especially today and vs West Ham. It puts so much pressure on our defenders when we cannot convert chances.

Maybe, just maybe, if we could sign one in the early stages of this transfer window ....
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:22:34 PM
If we can't beat these, we deserve everything we are getting. Relegation
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 03:22:57 PM
We can win this
they look about our level, but we have to score
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: russon on December 28, 2015, 03:23:00 PM
Eddie Yeats?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:23:38 PM
If we can't beat these, we deserve everything we are getting. Relegation
I just said similar.
If we don't/can't beat these we don't deserve even a chance of staying up.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 28, 2015, 03:23:44 PM
Shit.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:24:12 PM
We can win this
they look about our level, but we have to score

I think we look much better than they do

Both sides are clearly awful, though. It's just we look slightly less so, for now.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 03:24:16 PM
Oh dear.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:24:21 PM
I reckon I could beat this lot. On my own. And yet...
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: N'Zimidy on December 28, 2015, 03:24:29 PM
Disgraceful
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 28, 2015, 03:24:31 PM
Bollocks!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:24:39 PM
All from that Shite header by someone
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:24:42 PM
For christ's fucking sake.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 03:24:45 PM
Fucking typical. I am really really really really sick of watching the same shit happen over and over again.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Quiet Lion on December 28, 2015, 03:24:49 PM
Jesus Christ

These fuckers are giving me an ulcer

Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 28, 2015, 03:25:02 PM
Fucks sake
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:25:11 PM
Terrible defending.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: usav on December 28, 2015, 03:25:20 PM
All from that Shite header by someone
Clark
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:25:30 PM
The shittest of the shittest.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:25:41 PM
Fucking typical. I am really really really really sick of watching the same shit happen over and over again.

It is just typical, isn't it?

We look half decent for lengthy spells but then just give away goals, even to the most feeble of opponents.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Hampshire Villa on December 28, 2015, 03:25:42 PM
here we go again, Shite , shite and yet more shite!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: bertlambshank on December 28, 2015, 03:25:45 PM
Nobody was anywhere near him.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:25:46 PM
Fucking bunch of absolute wankers. Wankers every man Jack of them
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 03:25:57 PM
Richards/Clark = Bag of shit.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: russon on December 28, 2015, 03:26:00 PM
Would it be impertinent to ask where our left back was for that goal?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:26:06 PM
All from that Shite header by someone
Clark

Yup, it looked like he was playing for them.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: devilla on December 28, 2015, 03:26:23 PM
Here we fucking go again.

With one excetion, the quality of our balls in to the box have been woeful and that is what happens when ypui don't take your chances. You get fucked.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 28, 2015, 03:26:24 PM
The whole thing is so fucking exhausting
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 28, 2015, 03:26:25 PM
For fucks sake.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 28, 2015, 03:26:25 PM
It doesn't seem to matter who's in central defence, there's always comical defending
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 03:26:30 PM
Assist by Clark
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on December 28, 2015, 03:26:41 PM
just put the game on ffs villa
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:26:46 PM
All from that Shite header by someone
Clark


He's Shite.

Why they brought him back

I thought he could have been a player once but this season he's been rubbish
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 03:26:54 PM
Woeful. Every one of those defenders are a fucking disgrace.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:26:58 PM
All from that Shite header by someone
Clark
Following a fucking wank shit free kick from a villa player who couldn't beat the first man....again.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 03:27:14 PM
Who said that the incompetence of the attack puts pressure on our defence? I think, if anything, it's the other way around.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 28, 2015, 03:27:18 PM
Clark is a liability.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 28, 2015, 03:27:28 PM
Would it be impertinent to ask where our left back was for that goal?

I was wondering that, nowhere in sight.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 03:27:39 PM
Just what the fuck was Richards doing for that goal? Dismal.

It's just so fucking irritating. Again.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Taylor on December 28, 2015, 03:27:43 PM
Oh well, back to the cricket.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Iamkmkm on December 28, 2015, 03:27:49 PM
joke defending yet again
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on December 28, 2015, 03:27:52 PM
The whole thing is so fucking exhausting

Just accept we are utter shit and relegated already Toronto. It doesn't make things brilliant, just a little more bearable!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 28, 2015, 03:27:56 PM
Imagine Sherwood kept picking these teams with no creativity at all.

At what point does Remi stop being so fucking conservative and try and win a game, against teams we COULD genuinely beat.

I'd rather go down fighting than this.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: supertom on December 28, 2015, 03:28:19 PM
Awful positioning from all. Stupid bloody mistake from Clark in the first place. Richards had no fucking idea what was going around him in the box. No awareness. And where in the hell was Richardson? Why don't we have a left back tight on Howson? I couldn't see hide nor hair of the daft fucker.
Wretched, wretched defending. We'd had marginally the better of things so far.

Best hope is a draw. We're incapable of scoring more than one.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 03:28:31 PM
Seen enough of Clark to know that he is a liability and should never play at this level, all he had to do was clear it
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:28:31 PM
Someone shoot Ffs
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: DaveD on December 28, 2015, 03:28:32 PM
Who said that the incompetence of the attack puts pressure on our defence? I think, if anything, it's the other way around.

It's both
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on December 28, 2015, 03:28:48 PM
Down by March without a doubt
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 28, 2015, 03:29:07 PM
Anyone got Traoré in Villa formation Bingo?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on December 28, 2015, 03:29:10 PM
Seen enough of Clark to know that he is a liability and should never play at this level, all he had to do was clear it

He won't be soon enough
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on December 28, 2015, 03:29:26 PM
Down by March without a doubt

Down by yesterday..
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 28, 2015, 03:29:54 PM
It'll be a miracle if we get this one back now.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:30:17 PM
Richardson was in the Bovril queue. At Ipswich.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 28, 2015, 03:30:24 PM
Someone shoot *these* F*eckless* f*ucker*s
Fixed.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 03:30:34 PM
What the fucking fuck was that Westwood. You are an appalling player
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 03:30:40 PM
Just watching the replay of that goal, and it's crap in every regard, but mostly comes from Bacuna's complete lack of ability.

This is harshing my Christmas vibe.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: russon on December 28, 2015, 03:31:09 PM
Feel like I'm sat in last chance saloon drinking a pint of Robert Hopkin's cold piss.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:31:31 PM
I hate so many of our own players. I know it's wrong but I just do.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 03:31:41 PM
Garbage.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:31:45 PM
Richardson. Wank
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: LukeJames on December 28, 2015, 03:31:58 PM
That is fucking pathetic richardson, fucking pathetic!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: supertom on December 28, 2015, 03:31:59 PM
Fuck off Richardson. Just please...fuck off.
Crap player.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:32:12 PM
It's like having someone take an angle grinder to your face for ninety minutes week after week. Or having your testicles smacked with a cricket bat.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 28, 2015, 03:32:19 PM
Ayew plays it like Ozil; Richardson shoots like Tonev.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 03:32:28 PM
Fucking hell Richardson. Brain of a chipmunk. A chipmunk with no brain.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:32:37 PM
Richardson, another ****** stealing a living from us.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: N'Zimidy on December 28, 2015, 03:32:49 PM
Garde really is a coward to leave out Adama, Grealish and Gil week in and week out.

Surrendering before a ball is even kicked every week.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: devilla on December 28, 2015, 03:32:49 PM
Fuck right offf Richardson. Fucking disgrace, wasted that.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: bertlambshank on December 28, 2015, 03:33:00 PM
Ed Balls thanks I needed to see that twat.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 03:33:04 PM
Richardson. Why?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on December 28, 2015, 03:33:28 PM
I hate so many of our own players. I know it's wrong but I just do.

I know the feeling.

I loathe watching Westwood, Bacuna, Richardson-loathe it. Fucking oxygen thieving pricks.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:33:36 PM
Richardson reminds me of Humpty Dumpty, I’m not sure why, but he does.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 28, 2015, 03:33:38 PM
Feel like I'm sat in last chance saloon drinking a pint of Robert Hopkin's cold piss.
I will drink one for every goal we score and post it on Vimeo, just fucking score!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:33:40 PM
Richardson is a player entirely without merit.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 03:33:55 PM
Just saw why Richards should be playing Right Back
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 03:34:28 PM
Just saw why Richards should be playing Right Back

Exactly what I just thought!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Desontheholte on December 28, 2015, 03:34:36 PM
Get bacuna off the pitch pleas remi?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 28, 2015, 03:34:43 PM
Richardson, Bacuna, Clark and Hutton are all fucking diabolical.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: N'Zimidy on December 28, 2015, 03:34:51 PM
I hate so many of our own players. I know it's wrong but I just do.

I know the feeling.

I loathe watching Westwood, Bacuna, Richardson-loathe it. Fucking oxygen thieving pricks.

You're forgetting Sinclair. Complete time waster.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:35:05 PM
Garde really is a coward to leave out Adama, Grealish and Gil week in and week out.

Surrendering before a ball is even kicked every week.
I don't disagree with a single word of this.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 03:35:38 PM
Garde really is a coward to leave out Adama, Grealish and Gil week in and week out.

Surrendering before a ball is even kicked every week.
I don't disagree with a single word of this.

Looking at our defence, I'm surprised he plays anything other than defensive midfielders.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:35:42 PM
We're going to have to go for it.

Given that, we might as well go for it now rather than waiting till ten minutes to go.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:35:46 PM
More mistakes than a teen pregnancy centre.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: wolfman999 on December 28, 2015, 03:36:09 PM
What a coward of a player Gana is. Always looks for the easy backwards/sideways pass and like so many around him, takes no responsibility.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 03:36:30 PM
Gana, Veretout and Ayew (and Amavi) are our best players, and pretty much the only ones who look good enough for the Premier League.

That fucking transfer committee, eh?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 03:37:17 PM
And why Hutton should not play there, again useless use of a great position
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 03:37:26 PM
Hutton's end product 95% of the time is so poor.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:38:14 PM
We're now being overwhelmed. Norwich will win this comfortably.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 03:38:16 PM
Just watch Bacuna. Fucking obvious that he does not give one shit about our current plight.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Morten on December 28, 2015, 03:38:44 PM
Crap defending. So many poor players in our team.

And Norwich are poor, yet we go behind again by gifting them a goal.

Why does Richardson deserve to start ahead of Grealish, Gil and Traore ?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:39:51 PM
Garde really is a coward to leave out Adama, Grealish and Gil week in and week out.

Surrendering before a ball is even kicked every week.


Can't disagree with this

Bringing back Richardson

Playing Westwood

Awful management decisions
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 03:40:17 PM
Adama and Gil would rip this shit Norwich team a new arsehole. Can't wait to see them on 80 minutes.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: NorthYvillan on December 28, 2015, 03:40:42 PM
why has Bacuna swapped places with Richardson?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 28, 2015, 03:40:53 PM
"We'll win again, don't know where, don't know when"
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Marton on December 28, 2015, 03:41:04 PM
Westwood, Clark, Richardsson and Sinclair in must win game...
All 4 on the pitch. At the same time.

Why? I just dont understand.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on December 28, 2015, 03:41:37 PM
Must be world's worst left side with Bacuna and Richardson. Horrific
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: N'Zimidy on December 28, 2015, 03:42:22 PM
We haven't even had the ball for the past 15 minutes.

Fuck off Garde.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:42:25 PM
why has Bacuna swapped places with Richardson?

What? As the ****** of the team?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on December 28, 2015, 03:42:47 PM
I actually felt confident we might win today as I could see steady signs of improvement but No back to gifting goals to the opposition

We will lose this by 2 or 3
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:43:05 PM
Probably two villa players would get in a shit Norwich team
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: russon on December 28, 2015, 03:43:05 PM
I want my mummy
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:43:12 PM
Norwich firmly in control. Shit Norwich.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Iamkmkm on December 28, 2015, 03:43:20 PM
Must bring adama on at half time
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on December 28, 2015, 03:43:29 PM
I actually felt confident we might win today as I could see steady signs of improvement but No back to gifting goals to the opposition

We will lose this by 2 or 3

No attacking threat in the midfield will do that..
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: NorthYvillan on December 28, 2015, 03:43:35 PM
why has Bacuna swapped places with Richardson?

What? As the c*** of the team?
That and as left back
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:43:39 PM
What concerns me is we start pretty well, effortlessly gift the opposition a goal, and then spend the rest of the match loping around shrugging our shoulders like we don't care too fucking much.

Richardson jogging around aimlessly, Sinclair hiding, Bacuna who, if he were wearing one, would be checking his watch every minute to see if it was time for a sit-down yet, there's an intense lack of quality and commitment around this team and it sucks the life out of the decent players who look like they care.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 03:43:48 PM
why has Bacuna swapped places with Richardson?

What? As the c*** of the team?
Tough competition, Clark is making a good prospect
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:43:49 PM
8 of our players really should be playing for wolves
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Nii Lamptey on December 28, 2015, 03:44:09 PM
Triple sub at HT..... Sinclair, Richardson, Bacuna off... Switch to 3 at back.

Adama, Gil and Grealish on - Tear em a new arsehole. We say this every week, but lose this and we are nailed on for the drop.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:44:16 PM
Good pointing work from that useless ****** Westwood there.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 03:44:21 PM
Gana........the pass back king.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 03:44:36 PM
Huh. Forgot about Westwood.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Mellin on December 28, 2015, 03:44:40 PM
Looking at Garde as well as the players today. Knew we'd lose looking at that eleven. Norwich looked utter shite and are now dominating. We've played them into form,  just as we have several other sides this season, by gifting them goals via our absolutely useless defence.

I'm seething and have completely had enough.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:44:45 PM
Must bring adama on at half time


86 minute
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on December 28, 2015, 03:44:53 PM
"We'll win again, don't know where, don't know when"
Yes, but it will probably be away at Rotherham.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on December 28, 2015, 03:45:11 PM
8 of our players really should be playing for wolves

What have you got against Wolves?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 28, 2015, 03:45:49 PM
Rudy and Adama on at HT, nothing to lose so go for it.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Le Lapin on December 28, 2015, 03:45:53 PM
Our defence coaches and defenders should have a look in the mirror.  How can we keep letting in shit goals every weekend and not learn collectively and individually. Horse shit.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 28, 2015, 03:46:41 PM
I understand Remi's approach to recent games, but I think we've got to go for it in the second half now.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 03:46:45 PM
If garde doesn't make two changes at half time

Then he can fook off too
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on December 28, 2015, 03:47:10 PM
another 45 mins wasted chasing the draw again
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:47:23 PM
It's just so predictable, so limp, so half-hearted.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 03:47:25 PM
A cowpat of a performance.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 03:47:25 PM
Fucking garbage
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Mellin on December 28, 2015, 03:47:52 PM
Absolute disgrace. Fucking sack them.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 03:47:54 PM
I agree. This is more or less the very last chance for us, and we're fucking it up. Might as well go for it.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on December 28, 2015, 03:48:11 PM
We're down.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 28, 2015, 03:48:20 PM
Rudy and Adama on at HT, nothing to lose so go for it.

Agreed.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Iamkmkm on December 28, 2015, 03:48:24 PM
Should bring grealish on aswell
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: David_Nab on December 28, 2015, 03:48:26 PM
When was the last time we actually conceded a decent goal ? Every goal is completely avoidable

We are the better team here but I just can't see us scoring twice with the team out there
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 28, 2015, 03:49:12 PM
Watching Villa has made me completely hate football.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: russon on December 28, 2015, 03:49:17 PM
A cowpat of a performance.
In a veritable ocean of diarrhoea
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Reuben on December 28, 2015, 03:49:36 PM
I am opening the Christmas amaretto.  Was hoping to enjoy it later after a win but now I will drink for different reasons.

Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on December 28, 2015, 03:49:42 PM
We really do have some fucking diabolical players. They're just so irritating-the latest twat is this Gana Gueye chancer-he is fucking useles. Replacement for Delph? Jesus Christ, I thought he started the season ok, but now he looks absymal.

And Westwood-has there been a worse footballer in our history? He looks like he is bordering on tears, is fucking tiny, lightweight. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, these players.

Bacuna and Richardson....Sinclair....no no no, just no. Fuck off.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PhilVill on December 28, 2015, 03:50:02 PM
Dreadful team selection and a performance to match.

The games up as far as survival is concerned although I still like Garde and really hope today he has decided on one or two more so called players who can also be on their way in Jan (theres at least five on the pitch today)
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 28, 2015, 03:50:14 PM
I'd rather go for it and lose 3-0 than limp along hoping for a draw. I'm only listening on the radio but seems noticeable that we're lacking a striker, no focal point.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 28, 2015, 03:50:22 PM
It is like having your head put in a vice by Joe Pesci who then gets bored and fucks off just before your eyes pop out while Lorena Bobbit saws your cock off by using the slicer bit of a cheese grater through your anus, hacking through your guts before reaching the midpoint of your urethral passage while the Wicked Witch of the East sits on your nose and pebbledashes the inside of your nostrils.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on December 28, 2015, 03:51:01 PM
They should all be shot. Garde included. Sick to death of this bollocks. So negative in a must win game.
Convinced we won't win another game all season
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Karlos96 on December 28, 2015, 03:51:03 PM
This is just what all the other fucking idiots we have had in charge have done completely change the team just when we start looking like we are making a little bit of progress.  I know some are down to injuries and we do have a lot of games over a short period but to make this many changes is madness especially when you bring in useless twats like Richardson.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Reuben on December 28, 2015, 03:51:17 PM
I'd rather go for it and lose 3-0 than limp along hoping for a draw. I'm only listening on the radio but seems noticeable that we're lacking a striker, no focal point.
This sounds right.  Better to go at it and risk losing 3-2 than hope for a 1-1
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: supertom on December 28, 2015, 03:51:18 PM
I appreciate that Gil, Grealish and Adama may not be showing enough gumption for Remi's liking, or may need a kick up their powder puff fucking arses, but we really desperately have to be playing at least one of them and I simply cannot fathom just what it is that Richardson or Bacuna might show in training. If some of these players aren't working hard enough to earn their place then I'd honestly rather see a kid getting chucked in rather than Richardson again. He's the shittest player in the history of the world. 

That said I think most of the squad needs shooting. Utterly dire.

Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 03:51:20 PM
To have a hope of staying up, we need to be making concerted improvements.

What we seem to manage to do is look marginally better for a match or for a half, and then look every bit as shit as we have for most of the season so far.

Scoring against us is just so easy, no matter how shit the opposition.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: john e on December 28, 2015, 03:51:34 PM
Every game he starts  with the wrong starting line up, and then makes no changes Untill it's to late

I doubt he will make any changes at half time, it doesn't take a football genius to realise we have better players who can make a difference on the bench,

Garde can only work with what he had, but he's not doing it
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Desontheholte on December 28, 2015, 03:51:41 PM
Traore and grealish must come on! Bacuna sinclair fuck right off! If we don't get 3 points today it's goodnight Vienna!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 28, 2015, 03:51:42 PM
Garde is showing very little short term to suggest that long term he will be a success.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on December 28, 2015, 03:51:43 PM
It is like having your head put in a vice by Joe Pesci who then gets bored and fucks off just before your eyes pop out while Lorena Bobbit saws your cock off by using the slicer bit of a cheese grater through your anus, hacking through your guts before reaching the midpoint of your urethral passage while the Wicked Witch of the East sits on your nose and pebbledashes the inside of your nostrils.

In a nutshell.

Quote of the season so far for me. Cheers, Bad English-you've cheered me up.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on December 28, 2015, 03:51:57 PM
Last game of 2015. What should have been the most memorable year I've had as a fan is in all probability the worst I've endured. Losing via ineptitude is now the standard and it makes me want to weep.

A horrible, horrible period of my life; just relegate us now.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Skerra on December 28, 2015, 03:52:06 PM
I thought Garde was THE man when he picked that great team for his first outing at Villa Park. However, has now gone really backwards and, each match, his team selections are getting more and more Sherwoodesque. Do you think the managers just pick names out of a hat as they otherwise have not a fucking clue. I've been shot down more than once on here as my opinion was and is that we are just not good enough to pick up wins but, so many others thought we would get at least 7 points in the three games starting with West Ham. I'm still not qukite sure who these people are watching week in week out!!! Certainly not the one I've been watching that's for sure.

Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: supertom on December 28, 2015, 03:52:07 PM
It is like having your head put in a vice by Joe Pesci who then gets bored and fucks off just before your eyes pop out while Lorena Bobbit saws your cock off by using the slicer bit of a cheese grater through your anus, hacking through your guts before reaching the midpoint of your urethral passage while the Wicked Witch of the East sits on your nose and pebbledashes the inside of your nostrils.
That sounds like Heaven compared to sitting through another game.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 28, 2015, 03:52:24 PM
Norwich only have one PL clean sheet at home this season.

I think we all know where this is going...
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 03:52:28 PM
The problem I have with Garde is he seems to still be learning everything we already knew about this bunch, Hutton can't cross, Clark is a liability, Bacuna does not give a shit, Westwood offers nothing and Richardsoon is a steaming pile of shit.
Yet all are on the pitch.
I am really having my doubts about this bloke.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on December 28, 2015, 03:52:39 PM
It is like having your head put in a vice by Joe Pesci who then gets bored and fucks off just before your eyes pop out while Lorena Bobbit saws your cock off by using the slicer bit of a cheese grater through your anus, hacking through your guts before reaching the midpoint of your urethral passage while the Wicked Witch of the East sits on your nose and pebbledashes the inside of your nostrils.
its far worse than that
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on December 28, 2015, 03:52:52 PM
It is like having your head put in a vice by Joe Pesci who then gets bored and fucks off just before your eyes pop out while Lorena Bobbit saws your cock off by using the slicer bit of a cheese grater through your anus, hacking through your guts before reaching the midpoint of your urethral passage while the Wicked Witch of the East sits on your nose and pebbledashes the inside of your nostrils.
That's some gimp party you went to
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: supertom on December 28, 2015, 03:53:12 PM
Garde is showing very little short term to suggest that long term he will be a success.
Nope. Another dud frankly. I feel sorry for him with what he's inherited but cowardly selections won't get him anywhere either.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 28, 2015, 03:53:30 PM
To be fair to Garde Okore needs to be managed back and when your choices at full back are Hutton, Richardson and Bacuna you're fucked. Thrown in Clark and Westwood and you have no chance.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 03:53:38 PM
One of the things that really stands out this season watching us is just how often it appears the opposition seem to have two extra players. Every loose ball seems to go to them, every attack flounders against seemingly infinite defenders.

I'm sure that's just psychological, but I just don't see it happen for other teams.

We're completely hamstrung by the lack of ability in the team. Hutton, Bacuna, Richardson, Sinclair, Westwood. That's [i[half of the team[/i] which I don't believe are good enough to play Premier League. How can we compete given those circumstances? The slight improvement under Garde shows the impact of good (….well, better) organisation, but really we are done for from the start.

An inept manager, a load of new recruits and and bedrock of players who aren't good enough, aren't bothered enough or both.

I'm starting to buy in to the idea that relegation will be for the best.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Steve67 on December 28, 2015, 03:56:27 PM
We really do have some fucking diabolical players. They're just so irritating-the latest twat is this Gana Gueye chancer-he is fucking useles. Replacement for Delph? Jesus Christ, I thought he started the season ok, but now he looks absymal.

And Westwood-has there been a worse footballer in our history? He looks like he is bordering on tears, is fucking tiny, lightweight. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, these players.

Bacuna and Richardson....Sinclair....no no no, just no. Fuck off.

Good rant Axl. Always appreciate a rant. Villa really are shit. Cowardly team selection from Garde. He now needs to be brave. Norwich are no great shakes but will win this without having to work too hard because we have way too many players who don't care enough or are not good enough.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 03:56:27 PM
We're not getting enough players forward.
Shit corners.
Shit set plays.
Shit defending.
We're keeping the ball for decades.
Very poor end product.
Horrible team selection.
Aimless balls up to Ayew.
Gana passes back too much.
Hutton is unbelievably shit going forward.
Ayew is lost up front on his own.
Sinclair is Gabby mrk 2.

Oh yeah and we're losing....
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: supertom on December 28, 2015, 03:56:27 PM
The problem I have with Garde is he seems to still be learning everything we already knew about this bunch, Hutton can't cross, Clark is a liability, Bacuna does not give a shit, Westwood offers nothing and Richardsoon is a steaming pile of shit.
Yet all are on the pitch.
I am really having my doubts about this bloke.
It could be worse though. Gabby might be playing.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 03:56:27 PM
It really is difficult to put into words how bad we are and utterly depressing the whole thing is.
You can't keep saying we are shit and wank because they are just words and they lose their impact and meaning.

The only way to describe how utterly frustrating and miserable I feel about the whole thing it that I would happily take a cricket bat to a number or our player and smash them in the face.

We effectively stopped playing after about 20 mins. We haven't looked interested or willing or capable of competing in this game, even after the encouragement of the first 10 mins when Norwich looked there for the taking.

I'm starting to believe that Garde is cowardly and I'm staring to believe that many of our 'players' have now given up.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Nii Lamptey on December 28, 2015, 04:02:53 PM
So.... we're at the half way point of the season today. 1 win and 5 draws out of 19 games - which equates to roughly a 5% win ratio.....
We need to win at least 10 games in the 2nd half of season, upping that 5% to at least 50% -Not a cats chance in hell of that happening really is there?

Garde needs to adopt the Keegan approach in the 2nd half of season - Score more goals than them.... Cos we can't defend for shit!

Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Morten on December 28, 2015, 04:05:30 PM
All of us can see it - Bacuna, Richardson, Sinclair - all so poor it is unbelievable

Garde can not wait until late in the game to change something. He must bring on either Grealish, Gil og Traore. I think the game would be perfect for Grealish to make an impact.

Just saw the highlights from the first half. Once again it really is a goal out of nothing.

I hope we can come back from a goal down again. But even if we do, a draw is not enough, we need to win games.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:06:11 PM
Clark's presence reduces the defence to a fucking pinball machine.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 04:07:07 PM
Why does sinclair look ok for 15 mins and then disappears
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: levico on December 28, 2015, 04:07:55 PM
Can anyone honestly see Garde leading the charge for promotion in the Championship next year?

I'm beginning to think he's a French McLeish.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 04:08:37 PM
Why does sinclair look ok for 15 mins and then disappears

Because he's a shit player.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 04:08:40 PM
Can anyone honestly see Garde leading the charge for promotion in the Championship next year?

I'm beginning to think he's a French McLeish.

Totally hysterical.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on December 28, 2015, 04:08:42 PM
Where are the subs then?  Has anyone told him we need to win here?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:08:55 PM
Why does sinclair look ok for 15 mins and then disappears

He's a perfect example of the slopey shouldered, half-arsed, can't be fucked lack of effort that cripples this team.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on December 28, 2015, 04:09:04 PM
Can't believe the manager is bent criticised for coming an having s big bunch of useless ****** for players. Have you ever thought the players he's not starting with are also really shit?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: N'Zimidy on December 28, 2015, 04:09:14 PM
Sinclair can't even outrun Brady.

Exactly what does he offer?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 04:09:34 PM
Sinclair can FUCK OFF
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 04:09:37 PM
As soon as this debacle is over, I'm off out to get roaring drunk.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on December 28, 2015, 04:09:46 PM
Can't believe the manager is being criticised for coming and having a big bunch of useless c***s for players. Have you ever thought the players he's not starting with are also really shit?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:10:06 PM
Can't believe the manager is bent criticised for coming an having s big bunch of useless c***s for players. Have you ever thought the players he's not starting with are also really shit?

I don't think anyone is seeing it that way.

They're wondering where the attacking thread is on the pitch when there is a reasonable amount of it on the bench. Everyone knows the limitations of the players, but I don't really see how this line up is going to score if we play all night.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 28, 2015, 04:10:15 PM
No changes at HT is not impressive from Garde.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on December 28, 2015, 04:10:29 PM
Jesus Christ Bacuna. ..how is he still on the pitch
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 04:10:49 PM
Ayew upfront on his own isn't working Mr Garde.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on December 28, 2015, 04:10:59 PM
It's been coming for years and Garde is the man who will take the stain on his managerial record, but it could quite easily be on the record of McLeish and Lambert.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: supertom on December 28, 2015, 04:11:04 PM
Sinclair can FUCK OFF
Such a gutless bastard. No backbone at all. Like all too many of these fuckbags.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 28, 2015, 04:11:16 PM
Garde-fou
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Nii Lamptey on December 28, 2015, 04:11:17 PM
How can Garde not see that Sinclair is bloody useless. Has he not been out-jostled just once for that soddin ball?!  Get Adama on for fuck sake!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 04:11:19 PM
Jesus, get Ayew some fucking help on the pitch. Sinclair is wank.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on December 28, 2015, 04:11:40 PM
Jesus Christ Bacuna. ..how is he still on the pitch

Why is he still at the club?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on December 28, 2015, 04:11:50 PM
Does he honestly truly believe the players on the bench are shitter than the shit that is on the pitch at the minute?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on December 28, 2015, 04:11:51 PM
Barry Horne is pissing me off, every time one of our players goes down he slags them off, scouse prick.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on December 28, 2015, 04:12:20 PM
ffs sinclair
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 28, 2015, 04:12:27 PM
A let off. Fucking change things!!!!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on December 28, 2015, 04:12:41 PM
And whoever is co- commentator must be on the Norwich books
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on December 28, 2015, 04:12:45 PM
You know what is going to happen, they will break and score a 2nd.  Then the subs will come, we will get one back and go down in glorious failure.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on December 28, 2015, 04:12:47 PM
Can't believe the manager is bent criticised for coming an having s big bunch of useless c***s for players. Have you ever thought the players he's not starting with are also really shit?

I don't think anyone is seeing it that way.

They're wondering where the attacking thread is on the pitch when there is a reasonable amount of it on the bench. Everyone knows the limitations of the players, but I don't really see how this line up is going to score if we play all night.

Maybe the attacking players on the bench are even more shit than those already on the pitch?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 04:12:55 PM
Guzan championship goalie
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 04:12:57 PM
That defending is pretty funny.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on December 28, 2015, 04:13:04 PM
Can't believe the manager is bent criticised for coming an having s big bunch of useless c***s for players. Have you ever thought the players he's not starting with are also really shit?

It's not just that - same crap selections each week and ignoring the flair players. Garde is useless and I want him out! Moyes was the obvious choice, but once again the board make the wrong choice of Manager.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Hampshire Villa on December 28, 2015, 04:13:09 PM
we are just inviting trouble get some changes now!!!!!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 04:13:13 PM
Fucking hell Guzan.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 28, 2015, 04:13:17 PM
Adama coming on it would appear.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 04:13:32 PM
Can't believe the manager is bent criticised for coming an having s big bunch of useless c***s for players. Have you ever thought the players he's not starting with are also really shit?

It's not just that - same crap selections each week and ignoring the flair players. Garde is useless and I want him out! Moyes was the obvious choice, but once again the board make the wrong choice of Manager.

Again, totally hysterical.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Nii Lamptey on December 28, 2015, 04:13:37 PM
FUCKING HELL SINCLAIR!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 28, 2015, 04:13:40 PM
For Sinclair.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 04:13:41 PM
Ha! A timely reminder there that while we all bemoan the lack of quality in our outfield ten, we also have a stinker of a 'keeper too!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: LTA on December 28, 2015, 04:13:47 PM
Last chance saloon and we perform like this?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: N'Zimidy on December 28, 2015, 04:13:50 PM
57 minutes. Still 57 minutes too late.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:14:03 PM
About fucking time.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 04:14:12 PM
Someone finally woke Garde up, better be for the shitty Sinclair
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: bertlambshank on December 28, 2015, 04:14:28 PM
About bleeding time.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: supertom on December 28, 2015, 04:14:38 PM
Shower of shite. Guzan is a clown. The back four is garbage. Westwood is shite. Gana is bang average. Ayew and Veretout are decent and the rest are fucking shite.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Hampshire Villa on December 28, 2015, 04:14:42 PM
Rubbish, 2 nil coming up!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 04:14:49 PM
"GIVE THE BALL TO ADAMA!!!!"
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on December 28, 2015, 04:14:51 PM
And whoever is co- commentator must be on the Norwich books

Nope, but he did play for blues for a year.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Morten on December 28, 2015, 04:15:05 PM
How can Garde not see that Sinclair is bloody useless. Has he not been out-jostled just once for that soddin ball?!  Get Adama on for fuck sake!
It really is incredible. Bring on a sub !

He actually just might bring a sub... Traore at last
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 28, 2015, 04:15:07 PM
When you've got no defence then maybe attack is the best form of defence. So why not go for it? The conservative, cautious approach to protecting our fragile back four simply isn't working.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on December 28, 2015, 04:15:15 PM
30 minutes to save our season.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Reuben on December 28, 2015, 04:15:49 PM
It was said at the start that Sinclair and Bacuna were probably picked to support the full backs....more capable of this than the 3 flair players everyone wants to start.

It makes sense.  It didn't work due to the actual central defence.

Now we have half an hour to see if Adama is worthy of the hype.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 04:15:49 PM
Bacuna is shit
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on December 28, 2015, 04:16:31 PM
And whoever is co- commentator must be on the Norwich books

Nope, but he did play for blues for a year.
Explains it
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 04:16:53 PM
Bacuna is shit
He ain't that good
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 04:17:09 PM
Suprised he didnt shoot
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Reuben on December 28, 2015, 04:17:13 PM
It's going to be another frustrating 1-1 isn't it?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 04:17:39 PM
Why the fuck didn't Ayew take that on ?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on December 28, 2015, 04:18:02 PM
Bacuna is shit
I think the whole squad is shite
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 04:18:36 PM
Shite ref as well
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: LukeJames on December 28, 2015, 04:18:42 PM
Were rock bottom on 8 fucking points and theres no fucking urgency shown at all, fucking cowards!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 04:18:44 PM
It's going to be another frustrating 1-1 isn't it?

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Good one.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 28, 2015, 04:19:16 PM
It's going to be another frustrating 1-1 isn't it?

Right now that would be like a win
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 28, 2015, 04:19:33 PM
Shower of shite. Guzan is a clown. The back four is garbage. Westwood is shite. Gana is bang average. Ayew and Veretout are decent and the rest are fucking shite.

this

plus garde is fucking clueless
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: preston28 on December 28, 2015, 04:20:19 PM
I am now studying the championship teams and table to see if we have any hope of bouncing back. I fear not. 
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:21:29 PM
What is truly amazing is that every time we play, I think "surely, if even by the law of averages, by the existence of the odd bit of luck here and there, surely we MUST manage to win today? Surely we can somehow scuff in a fluky goal and win?" yet here we are, months later, and we've still only won one league match.

Then I see us play and for long periods we actually look better than the opposition, but deep down, I know we are going to concede, and pretty much every fucking time, that is exactly what we do.

Then I think, "fuck me, we can't really still have racked up less than 10 points all season, can we?" and realise that yes, we really have been that pathetic.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on December 28, 2015, 04:21:33 PM
I just want a bit of optimism. That's not an appalling thing to ask for, is it?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Reuben on December 28, 2015, 04:22:16 PM
What is truly amazing is that every time we play, I think "surely, if even by the law of averages, by the existence of the odd bit of luck here and there, surely we MUST manage to win today? Surely we can somehow scuff in a fluky goal and win?" yet here we are, months later, and we've still only won one league match.

Then I see us play and for long periods we actually look better than the opposition, but deep down, I know we are going to concede, and pretty much every fucking time, that is exactly what we do.

Then I think, "fuck me, we can't really still have racked up less than 10 points all season, can we?" and realise that yes, we really have been that pathetic.

Look at how Sunderland fluked wins at the end of last season.  When will we get this luck?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on December 28, 2015, 04:22:33 PM
we were lucky there
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: NorthYvillan on December 28, 2015, 04:22:41 PM
What is truly amazing is that every time we play, I think "surely, if even by the law of averages, by the existence of the odd bit of luck here and there, surely we MUST manage to win today? Surely we can somehow scuff in a fluky goal and win?" yet here we are, months later, and we've still only won one league match.

Then I see us play and for long periods we actually look better than the opposition, but deep down, I know we are going to concede, and pretty much every fucking time, that is exactly what we do.

Then I think, "fuck me, we can't really still have racked up less than 10 points all season, can we?" and realise that yes, we really have been that pathetic.
This
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on December 28, 2015, 04:23:03 PM
Derby's record is well and truly in danger.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 04:23:04 PM
So, we know are in deep shit and need to throw eveything into this game.
Remind me, how many efforts on goal have we mustered second half?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 28, 2015, 04:24:35 PM
Rudy on for Bacuna
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 28, 2015, 04:25:00 PM
What is truly amazing is that every time we play, I think "surely, if even by the law of averages, by the existence of the odd bit of luck here and there, surely we MUST manage to win today? Surely we can somehow scuff in a fluky goal and win?" yet here we are, months later, and we've still only won one league match.

Then I see us play and for long periods we actually look better than the opposition, but deep down, I know we are going to concede, and pretty much every fucking time, that is exactly what we do.

Then I think, "fuck me, we can't really still have racked up less than 10 points all season, can we?" and realise that yes, we really have been that pathetic.
This

So true.

It's the hope that kills you.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:25:02 PM
I just want a bit of optimism. That's not an appalling thing to ask for, is it?

It is the worst thing to ask for. Optimism is what makes it so horribly difficult to accept.

Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 04:25:31 PM
Referee's giving us nothing, every bobble goes against us, and we're astonishingly shit. I feel like we as fans are being cosmically punished.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on December 28, 2015, 04:25:51 PM
Even if you planned to be this poor, results, performance and application wise, you would be hard pushed to actually achieve it first time out.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 04:26:27 PM
So sloppy.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on December 28, 2015, 04:26:41 PM
Garde is useless and I want him out! Moyes was the obvious choice, but once again the board make the wrong choice of Manager.

I dared myself to look at the match thread. I really shouldn't.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Nii Lamptey on December 28, 2015, 04:27:14 PM
At the very least... I want to see them ALL breaking their necks to chase their man down for 90 minutes. Hard work reaps rewards. Apart from a couple of exclusions, this team is taking the piss out of our once great football club.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 28, 2015, 04:27:27 PM
Garde is useless and I want him out! Moyes was the obvious choice, but once again the board make the wrong choice of Manager.

I dared myself to look at the match thread. I really shouldn't.

Strangely I thought exactly the same. 
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on December 28, 2015, 04:27:30 PM
Referee's giving us nothing, every bobble goes against us, and we're astonishingly shit. I feel like we as fans are being cosmically punished.

I've thought this for a while now. I'm not in the least bit religious but it does strike me as retribution for something we did long ago.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on December 28, 2015, 04:27:32 PM
The other thing that depresses me is every time you hear someone come up with a stat on the box of so and so team winning only one in God knows how many games, you just know who they have won that one game against.  Latest record in danger, Norwich no clean sheets is it all season or at home?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 04:28:05 PM
Well, I'd say Ayew has played himself into staying in the Premier League next year.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:28:09 PM
Even if you planned to be this poor, results, performance and application wise, you would be hard pushed to actually achieve it first time out.

I am genuinely starting to think that the only possible explanation for how we have managed to be so eye-bleedingly fucking shit for the last few years is that it was someone's malevolent plan.

I mean, imagine if Randy had been brainwashed by some sort of force for evil five years ago, and sent on a new mission to bring us to our knees....

Would be end result really be much worse than this?

It's like someone is trying to make us a national joke, a laughing stock.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: bertlambshank on December 28, 2015, 04:29:18 PM
Pushing in the face is allowed so it seems.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on December 28, 2015, 04:29:22 PM
Relegated by Christmas. Takes some doing but that's what's happened. Laughing stock.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on December 28, 2015, 04:29:36 PM
Hardly busting a gut are we
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on December 28, 2015, 04:29:44 PM
I've just got home having had a very pleasant afternoon. Thanks Villa - for ruining yet another good day. They all need fecking shooting. Roll on relegation.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on December 28, 2015, 04:30:31 PM
Far fetched that maybe but listening to Fox recently and seeing how they are actually performing, I do subscribe to the theory that they have already resigned themselves to going down.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 04:30:36 PM
Gestede pass then .terrible
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:30:43 PM
Jesus Chris, Gestede, you are a professional footballer.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on December 28, 2015, 04:30:46 PM
Paulie I thought the same about the laws of averages meaning that we should win soon. It's truly dismal and utterly depressing and if we can't beat the likes of these teams we a/. will go down and b/. will deserve it.

I just don't know what we can do realistically in January to try to improve this situation. Clearly we need a change of personnel, but where do you begin?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Mellin on December 28, 2015, 04:30:53 PM
Just dawned on me I don't have to watch this shit. Turned it off.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 04:31:09 PM
Of all the players that falls to, it falls to Gestede. It was like watching a massive toddler.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 04:31:20 PM
we are just killing time till the end of the season now.
I suppose we HAVE to fulfil our fixture obligations?
It's a shame really, because these ****** obvioulsy don't really want to.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on December 28, 2015, 04:32:15 PM
The worst part about this is we have to experience it another 19 times.  That just doesn't even bear thinking about.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 28, 2015, 04:32:38 PM
Jesus Chris, Gestede, you are a professional footballer.

I geneuinely believe that we've discovered George Weah's other cousin.  And Garde is Sherwood's idiot French half-brother.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 04:32:45 PM
Look at the body language, they have given up.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 04:32:47 PM
Traore looks pretty good to me.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 28, 2015, 04:35:54 PM
We need to draw the line now and get some of the kids into the team line Lyden and Traore etc until the end of the season to start building for next year. Any signings need to have that in mind too.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Nii Lamptey on December 28, 2015, 04:35:54 PM
Absolute garbage. I think today is the day that last strand of hope finally snaps.

This will finish 2-0 Norwich.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: bertlambshank on December 28, 2015, 04:39:58 PM
Well the top 4 is looking unlikely.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Morten on December 28, 2015, 04:41:30 PM
Gestede already starting to look disinterested..
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Nelly on December 28, 2015, 04:42:04 PM
Bottom four is looking unlikely. We're staying rock bottom.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 04:42:07 PM
Dog shit doused in donkey sick.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Boz on December 28, 2015, 04:42:33 PM
Our build up play is too slow and predictable and all Norwich need to do is pack the defence because we don't have anyone who can beat a player or pass quickly and accurately enough.

Utter dross
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 28, 2015, 04:42:58 PM
That's it. We're done.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: bertlambshank on December 28, 2015, 04:43:07 PM
Set pieces still no better.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Dave on December 28, 2015, 04:43:12 PM
Goodness me Hutton
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 04:43:34 PM
These ****** really don't care do they.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on December 28, 2015, 04:43:54 PM
goodnight and god bless
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:43:56 PM
Magnificent stuff, Villa, just magnificent.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 28, 2015, 04:44:02 PM
Embarrassing but funny.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on December 28, 2015, 04:44:03 PM
I can't fucking believe this shit.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on December 28, 2015, 04:44:10 PM
Hutton-please fuck off.

Another useless ******. Fuck this team.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 28, 2015, 04:44:12 PM
We are buried.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 04:44:16 PM
I'm not wasting no more time watching us this season

That's it villa

Down villa park

On TV, on a stream

You fuckers are not bothered, the owner isn't, the players are useless

That's my lot

No fucking more

And Hutton

You are so fucking shit

You cost us points after points

No more of this depressing Shite
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 04:44:21 PM
And there it is. Game over, in ever sense.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:44:42 PM
Clark stood there looking absolutely bewildered.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 28, 2015, 04:44:42 PM
Hutton you are truly dire.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 04:44:55 PM
Goodness me Hutton
Watch Clark mark space
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: bertlambshank on December 28, 2015, 04:44:55 PM
Fuck it and goodnight.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on December 28, 2015, 04:44:59 PM
Finito. Championship here we come.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 04:45:07 PM
Nothing fucking funny about that. Hutton is dog shit.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: devilla on December 28, 2015, 04:45:21 PM
Running out of words but I will say bollocks
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Singapore Villa on December 28, 2015, 04:45:29 PM
How is he left in acres of space in the centre of the box?  A complete disgrace. 
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 28, 2015, 04:45:38 PM
Is Garde really an upgrade on Sherwood? Really?

This side was set up to lose, it was pathetic.

As a club we are a laughing stock and whether we get to Derby's 11 points is very debatable.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 28, 2015, 04:45:43 PM
Hutton again.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: preston28 on December 28, 2015, 04:45:47 PM
Far fetched that maybe but listening to Fox recently and seeing how they are actually performing, I do subscribe to the theory that they have already resigned themselves to going down.

Not resigned perhaps but prepared for?  They would be stupid given the position we were in when Garde took over to not even consider it?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on December 28, 2015, 04:45:50 PM
Big club ........ Yawn
..
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 28, 2015, 04:45:52 PM
We won't get to 20 points this season.  Still, at least I've got some top notch Portuguese wine heading my way courtesy of our Lisbon contingent.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Karlos96 on December 28, 2015, 04:45:53 PM
I fucking despise those bunch of wankers.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on December 28, 2015, 04:45:56 PM
Underdogs now.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: berneboy on December 28, 2015, 04:45:59 PM
Absolute garbage. I think today is the day that last strand of hope finally snaps.

This will finish 2-0 Norwich.
Only 2-0?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Morten on December 28, 2015, 04:46:14 PM
Well, now i have never...

A Hutton mistake costing a goal.

Nice marking by the way..
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Oscar Arce on December 28, 2015, 04:46:22 PM
Fuck you aston villa
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Boz on December 28, 2015, 04:46:26 PM
I thought we bought Gestede to score like that
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: preston28 on December 28, 2015, 04:46:30 PM
And there it is. Game over, in ever sense.

And any chance of survival gone.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 28, 2015, 04:46:36 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:46:40 PM
Nice work, Ayew, you fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on December 28, 2015, 04:46:45 PM
Is Garde really an upgrade on Sherwood? Really?

This side was set up to lose, it was pathetic.

As a club we are a laughing stock and whether we get to Derby's 11 points is very debatable.
Wtf has Garde to do with these idiots making mistakes?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on December 28, 2015, 04:46:50 PM
Jesus what a cesspit of a club Lerner has turned us into. Shame on him.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 04:46:56 PM
Now Ayew out of Sunderland game
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 28, 2015, 04:47:00 PM
Not fit to wear the shirt.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: mr underhill on December 28, 2015, 04:47:04 PM
we won't win another game until we are mathematically relegated
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on December 28, 2015, 04:47:06 PM
That's us done. No coming back from this now this season.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on December 28, 2015, 04:47:14 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.

He ain't saving us.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 28, 2015, 04:47:25 PM
Great, Ayew now gets a yellow for being a twat and misses the Sunderland game. 
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on December 28, 2015, 04:47:34 PM
All over

Keep

Okore, Amavi, Vertout and Ayew.

Get rid

All of the others
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Morten on December 28, 2015, 04:48:02 PM
Yellow card to Ayew. Suspended against Sunderland. You could not even make it up..
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 28, 2015, 04:48:11 PM
Clark looking at where he should have been marking while Hutton went to fucking Scarborough for a holiday. Comedy gold. We are down because we have the worst defence I have ever seen. Truly awful every week.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on December 28, 2015, 04:48:20 PM
Fuck you aston villa

Blame fuck wit Lerner. He's really deserves some stick! Instead he hides away and says nothing....can't stand him!!
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 28, 2015, 04:48:23 PM
Is Garde really an upgrade on Sherwood? Really?

This side was set up to lose, it was pathetic.

As a club we are a laughing stock and whether we get to Derby's 11 points is very debatable.
Wtf has Garde to do with these idiots making mistakes?

What has he done since he came in?  The team selection today was laughable.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on December 28, 2015, 04:48:29 PM
new players new manager new owner all needed
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on December 28, 2015, 04:48:35 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.

Yep, bizzare, clueless team selection from him. I'm convinced he's only our manager because he was the cheapest option, and let's face it that's the sole reason for our 6 season decline.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 04:48:44 PM
We're showing some fight


Not playing football thou
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: levico on December 28, 2015, 04:48:44 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.

This
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 04:48:55 PM
Great, Ayew now gets a yellow for being a twat and misses the Sunderland game. 
Big deal. He won't be missed.
May as well play agbonlahor, they are all as fucked up shitwank as each other.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 28, 2015, 04:48:55 PM
Car crash stuff
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on December 28, 2015, 04:48:58 PM
It's over guys. Accept it and do something else with your Saturday afternoons. That moron Lerner has led us to this and I fukcing hate the c**t for ruining my beloved football club.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Iamkmkm on December 28, 2015, 04:49:08 PM
Awye is the only quality player we got, the rest are a bunch of overpaid chickens.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on December 28, 2015, 04:49:13 PM
Heartless
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Matt C on December 28, 2015, 04:49:14 PM
Horrendous.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on December 28, 2015, 04:49:22 PM
USA USA USA
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 28, 2015, 04:49:41 PM
Adama Traore, raw untested kid in a new country trying to calm down our experienced, calm head Richards there.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on December 28, 2015, 04:49:46 PM
Not that it's remotely important, but those suggesting we won't get the points required to beat Derby's total are (understandably in the circumstances) being a bit too pessimistic.. That would suggest we will just pick up 2 draws and lose every other game. We'll get close to twenty by my reckoning, but who cares? Going down with 10 points, 20 or 30 is still relegation.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on December 28, 2015, 04:49:52 PM
Fuck you aston villa

Blame fuck wit Lerner. He's really deserves some stick! Instead he hides away and says nothing....can't stand him!!

And barely a flicker of criticism from the fans. Unbelievable.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Le Lapin on December 28, 2015, 04:49:56 PM
I've never seen the likes of this in all my years supporting Villa. How do we keep making the same mistakes over and over again.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Nii Lamptey on December 28, 2015, 04:50:03 PM
Get on with it you fucking wankers. Wish you showed as much fight during the 90 minutes of football you were supposed to be playing.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 28, 2015, 04:50:04 PM
Micah Richards you are a shit footballer AND and an absolute bellend.  Fuck off, you stupid twat, you're supposed to be the bloody captain.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:50:11 PM
On the bright side, that booking means Westwood is out next week.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on December 28, 2015, 04:50:14 PM
I've not seen one of these players busting a gut. Not one.

It's games like these which turn fans against players-Richards-captain? Fuck off. Come on Grealish, if you're such a fan of the club, do something more, bust a gut, make more effort.

Richardson's gormless face-just fuck off and rot.

Ah, I have to stop, my language has become appalling today, typing negativity and feeling nothing but pure anger for these awful excuses for footballers.

We are behaving like animals now-so poor. Get a grip of yourselves.

I'm of to bed-these twats have tried to ruin Christmas, but will not. Most will leave if we go down, no loss.

Ayew misses Sunderland-shame

Westwood misses it too-thank god.

Here's not to missing 2015.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 28, 2015, 04:50:17 PM
You can tell Richards is back too. Useless bastard at centre half. Fuck me. I like Garde, but he has to carry the can for the side today.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: The Edge on December 28, 2015, 04:50:27 PM
JUST FUCK OFF VILLA
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Taylor on December 28, 2015, 04:50:37 PM
I don't blame Garde, or the players. As soon as that absent, clueless c**t of an owner f**ks off I will be delighted.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on December 28, 2015, 04:50:38 PM
Is Garde really an upgrade on Sherwood? Really?

This side was set up to lose, it was pathetic.

As a club we are a laughing stock and whether we get to Derby's 11 points is very debatable.
Wtf has Garde to do with these idiots making mistakes?
He's unbelievably negative.

I get the impression his project starts in the Championship.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Oscar Arce on December 28, 2015, 04:50:46 PM
They've completely lost it they are a disgrace to the shirt. The worst team in premiership history and villas history. Fuck you Lerner.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 28, 2015, 04:50:49 PM
If lerner gives him 150 million , we wont stay up.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: mr underhill on December 28, 2015, 04:50:55 PM
calling Dave Moyes, your Championship adventure awaits
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 28, 2015, 04:50:56 PM
On the bright side, that booking means Westwood is out next week.

Can we get a few more of them banned while we're at it?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Nelly on December 28, 2015, 04:51:00 PM
Micah Richards you are a shit footballer AND and an absolute bellend.  Fuck off, you stupid twat, you're supposed to be the bloody captain.

Amen.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on December 28, 2015, 04:51:20 PM
Micah Richards you are a shit footballer AND and an absolute bellend.  Fuck off, you stupid twat, you're supposed to be the bloody captain.

Absolutely spot on. He's been appalling since Garde has been here.

Ever since I saw him dressed as Santa, screaming with laughter, I've wanted him gone-a sad, pathetic excuse for a footballer.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 28, 2015, 04:51:51 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.

have to agree

in 8 games he has made no difference whatsover

Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 28, 2015, 04:52:29 PM
If lerner gives him 150 million , we wont stay up.
Come up you mean?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 28, 2015, 04:52:35 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.

have to agree

in 8 games he has made no difference whatsover



Well, mathematically he has.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 28, 2015, 04:52:58 PM
Everything about this game has been an absolute disgrace.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 28, 2015, 04:52:59 PM
On the bright side, that booking means Westwood is out next week.

Can we get a few more of them banned while we're at it?

I was thinking this too. I'd rather play the reserves at Sunderland. What the fuck have we got to lose? They might actually care for a start.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on December 28, 2015, 04:53:06 PM
Gestede was offering an altercation with fisticuffs in the tunnel to one of their players. Several of our players have blown a gasket. Wheels falling off.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: themossman on December 28, 2015, 04:53:12 PM
This team, this club, every inch of it, is a fucking disgrace. They are taking the piss out of us. Fuck off lerner you thick luckless tragicomic waste of space.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 28, 2015, 04:53:38 PM
New depths of disgrace.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on December 28, 2015, 04:53:40 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.

have to agree

in 8 games he has made no difference whatsover



What could he be expected to do with the players at his disposal? They're quite clearly not good enough and they also lack any confidence on top of that.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Nii Lamptey on December 28, 2015, 04:53:46 PM
You can tell Richards is back too. Useless bastard at centre half. Fuck me. I like Garde, but he has to carry the can for the side today.
No coincidence. All smoke with this tosser.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 28, 2015, 04:54:03 PM
We won't get to 20 points this season.  Still, at least I've got some top notch Portuguese wine heading my way courtesy of our Lisbon contingent.

I'm tempted to send it today. What a bloody mess we are.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: nigel on December 28, 2015, 04:54:47 PM
Micah Richards you are a shit footballer AND and an absolute bellend.  Fuck off, you stupid twat, you're supposed to be the bloody captain.

What happened?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on December 28, 2015, 04:55:16 PM
Everything about this game has been an absolute disgrace.

Especially the joke of a team selection. Garde is useless.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on December 28, 2015, 04:55:25 PM
Fuck you aston villa

Blame fuck wit Lerner. He's really deserves some stick! Instead he hides away and says nothing....can't stand him!!

And barely a flicker of criticism from the fans. Unbelievable.

Oh no, we mustn't get personal or hate him you understand. He's only gone and fukcing ruined the football club we all love. Man up and put it in perspective. Oh and for the record I despise the c**t
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 28, 2015, 04:55:46 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.

have to agree

in 8 games he has made no difference whatsover



What could he be expected to do with the players at his disposal? They're quite clearly not good enough and they also lack any confidence on top of that.

At least play the likes of Gil, Grealish or Traore from the start.  Grow some fucking balls and have a go.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 28, 2015, 04:56:46 PM
Micah Richards you are a shit footballer AND and an absolute bellend.  Fuck off, you stupid twat, you're supposed to be the bloody captain.

What happened?

Involved in some pathetic "handbags" and just kept going. 
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on December 28, 2015, 04:57:07 PM
We started well but then individuals fucked it up - whoever built that squad is at fault
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on December 28, 2015, 04:57:25 PM
Everything about this game has been an absolute disgrace.

Especially the joke of a team selection. Garde is useless.
his players or not he makes no attempt to take game to opposition.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on December 28, 2015, 04:57:32 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.

He's only our manager because he was the cheapest option. The sooner the fans realise that the better. Moyes was out there but we wouldn't touch him because he's demand a premier league budget to save us. Lerner, public enemy number one.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Marton on December 28, 2015, 04:57:54 PM
It really looked like every player was doing his best to get traded ANYWHERE in the upcoming window didn't it?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: dave.woodhall on December 28, 2015, 04:58:36 PM
Fuck you aston villa

Blame fuck wit Lerner. He's really deserves some stick! Instead he hides away and says nothing....can't stand him!!

And barely a flicker of criticism from the fans. Unbelievable.

Oh no, we mustn't get personal or hate him you understand. He's only gone and fukcing ruined the football club we all love. Man up and put it in perspective. Oh and for the record I despise the c**t

Because swearing on the internet makes such a difference.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on December 28, 2015, 04:58:41 PM
This team, this club, every inch of it, is a fucking disgrace. They are taking the piss out of us. Fuck off lerner you thick luckless tragicomic waste of space.

Absolutely. Lerner has sabotaged our club and he's got away with it.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Steve R on December 28, 2015, 04:59:18 PM
We started well but then individuals fucked it up - whoever built that squad is at fault

Finally, a bit of sense.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on December 28, 2015, 04:59:40 PM
Well, at least we can relax and "enjoy" the rest of possibly our final Premiership season, no recovering from this, we will go down a shower of shit and will remain a shower of shit, Randy, save your cash in January - it will make no difference whatsoever, stick your "business model" and your shambles of a bunch of tossers Fox, Amistadt and old mother fucking Reilly somewhere painful, thanks for fucking up my football club, the only people who are glad you came are right now high-fiveing their six fingered brethren at St Andrews, before you go, just one question - How the hell did you manage to drag us down to their level?.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 28, 2015, 05:00:53 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.

have to agree

in 8 games he has made no difference whatsover



Well, mathematically he has.

4 points from 8 games as opposed to sherwoods 4 in 11

whopee do
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Boz on December 28, 2015, 05:02:06 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.

He's only our manager because he was the cheapest option. The sooner the fans realise that the better. Moyes was out there but we wouldn't touch him because he's demand a premier league budget to save us. Lerner, public enemy number one.

You know this as a fact?
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 28, 2015, 05:03:04 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.

have to agree

in 8 games he has made no difference whatsover



What could he be expected to do with the players at his disposal? They're quite clearly not good enough and they also lack any confidence on top of that.

At least play the likes of Gil, Grealish or Traore from the start.  Grow some fucking balls and have a go.

exactly
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on December 28, 2015, 05:06:39 PM
Garde. Is responsible for this, that team selection was a disgrace, clueless of Lambert and Sherwood proportions.

He's only our manager because he was the cheapest option. The sooner the fans realise that the better. Moyes was out there but we wouldn't touch him because he's demand a premier league budget to save us. Lerner, public enemy number one.

You know this as a fact?


Fuckin hell read between the lines for crying out loud.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Morleys left boot on December 28, 2015, 05:22:39 PM
Well done Lerner after 5 years of practice you've finally fucking nailed it please just go the club will be worth fuck all next season anyway
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 28, 2015, 05:24:09 PM
Well done Lerner after 5 years of practice you've finally fucking nailed it

Made me laugh.
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Allan C on December 28, 2015, 05:29:01 PM
Without doubt this is the worst team I have seen. Again when I read the team sheet I was embarrassed to be a Villa fan. From top to bottom we are awful and absolute certainties to go down. So very very sad how it come to this
Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: wittonwarrior on December 28, 2015, 09:10:12 PM
Please no  more French league players we need grafters 11 of them in fact. 

The chances of  survival are less than my prospects  on the lotto.

Title: Re: Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 29, 2015, 01:32:56 AM
You do know that studies show that the French actually work longer hours than their  British brethren, don't you?
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