Norwich City v Aston Villa - Match Thread

[pauliewalnuts]

To have a hope of staying up, we need to be making concerted improvements.

What we seem to manage to do is look marginally better for a match or for a half, and then look every bit as shit as we have for most of the season so far.

Scoring against us is just so easy, no matter how shit the opposition.

[john e]

Every game he starts  with the wrong starting line up, and then makes no changes Untill it's to late

I doubt he will make any changes at half time, it doesn't take a football genius to realise we have better players who can make a difference on the bench,

Garde can only work with what he had, but he's not doing it

[Desontheholte]

Traore and grealish must come on! Bacuna sinclair fuck right off! If we don't get 3 points today it's goodnight Vienna!

[Toronto Villa]

Garde is showing very little short term to suggest that long term he will be a success.

[Axl Rose]

It is like having your head put in a vice by Joe Pesci who then gets bored and fucks off just before your eyes pop out while Lorena Bobbit saws your cock off by using the slicer bit of a cheese grater through your anus, hacking through your guts before reaching the midpoint of your urethral passage while the Wicked Witch of the East sits on your nose and pebbledashes the inside of your nostrils.

In a nutshell.

Quote of the season so far for me. Cheers, Bad English-you've cheered me up.

[curiousorange]

Last game of 2015. What should have been the most memorable year I've had as a fan is in all probability the worst I've endured. Losing via ineptitude is now the standard and it makes me want to weep.

A horrible, horrible period of my life; just relegate us now.

[Skerra]

I thought Garde was THE man when he picked that great team for his first outing at Villa Park. However, has now gone really backwards and, each match, his team selections are getting more and more Sherwoodesque. Do you think the managers just pick names out of a hat as they otherwise have not a fucking clue. I've been shot down more than once on here as my opinion was and is that we are just not good enough to pick up wins but, so many others thought we would get at least 7 points in the three games starting with West Ham. I'm still not qukite sure who these people are watching week in week out!!! Certainly not the one I've been watching that's for sure.

[supertom]

It is like having your head put in a vice by Joe Pesci who then gets bored and fucks off just before your eyes pop out while Lorena Bobbit saws your cock off by using the slicer bit of a cheese grater through your anus, hacking through your guts before reaching the midpoint of your urethral passage while the Wicked Witch of the East sits on your nose and pebbledashes the inside of your nostrils.

That sounds like Heaven compared to sitting through another game.

[CT]

Norwich only have one PL clean sheet at home this season.

I think we all know where this is going...

[ChicagoLion]

The problem I have with Garde is he seems to still be learning everything we already knew about this bunch, Hutton can't cross, Clark is a liability, Bacuna does not give a shit, Westwood offers nothing and Richardsoon is a steaming pile of shit.
Yet all are on the pitch.
I am really having my doubts about this bloke.

[four fornicholl]

It is like having your head put in a vice by Joe Pesci who then gets bored and fucks off just before your eyes pop out while Lorena Bobbit saws your cock off by using the slicer bit of a cheese grater through your anus, hacking through your guts before reaching the midpoint of your urethral passage while the Wicked Witch of the East sits on your nose and pebbledashes the inside of your nostrils.

its far worse than that

[AlexAlexCropley]

It is like having your head put in a vice by Joe Pesci who then gets bored and fucks off just before your eyes pop out while Lorena Bobbit saws your cock off by using the slicer bit of a cheese grater through your anus, hacking through your guts before reaching the midpoint of your urethral passage while the Wicked Witch of the East sits on your nose and pebbledashes the inside of your nostrils.

That's some gimp party you went to

[supertom]

Garde is showing very little short term to suggest that long term he will be a success.

Nope. Another dud frankly. I feel sorry for him with what he's inherited but cowardly selections won't get him anywhere either.

[PaulWinch again]

To be fair to Garde Okore needs to be managed back and when your choices at full back are Hutton, Richardson and Bacuna you're fucked. Thrown in Clark and Westwood and you have no chance.

[citizenDJ]

One of the things that really stands out this season watching us is just how often it appears the opposition seem to have two extra players. Every loose ball seems to go to them, every attack flounders against seemingly infinite defenders.

I'm sure that's just psychological, but I just don't see it happen for other teams.

We're completely hamstrung by the lack of ability in the team. Hutton, Bacuna, Richardson, Sinclair, Westwood. That's [i[half of the team[/i] which I don't believe are good enough to play Premier League. How can we compete given those circumstances? The slight improvement under Garde shows the impact of good (….well, better) organisation, but really we are done for from the start.

An inept manager, a load of new recruits and and bedrock of players who aren't good enough, aren't bothered enough or both.

I'm starting to buy in to the idea that relegation will be for the best.