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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: dave.woodhall on December 11, 2013, 11:02:14 PM

Title: Situation vacant
Post by: dave.woodhall on December 11, 2013, 11:02:14 PM
Due to Christmas falling in the last week of December a position has arisen for a temporary direct sales executive in the sports & leisure sector to replace someone who's buggered off to watch the cricket and someone else whose wife won't let him out to play. PM me for details.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: amfy on December 12, 2013, 07:17:10 AM
Who's going to the cricket? We're off to the SCG in the New Year!
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: ROBBO on December 12, 2013, 11:47:51 AM
I hope you can bat number three we're getting killed over here. Bring lots of sun cream.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: dave.woodhall on December 12, 2013, 08:02:58 PM
Who's going to the cricket? We're off to the SCG in the New Year!

Steve Whitehouse. You'll notice him.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: danlanza on December 12, 2013, 08:09:19 PM
I hope you can bat number three we're getting killed over here. Bring lots of sun cream.
And bbq food.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: Clampy on December 12, 2013, 11:07:54 PM
Who's going to the cricket? We're off to the SCG in the New Year!

Steve Whitehouse. You'll notice him.

He gets taller every time I see him.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: eastie on December 13, 2013, 08:24:41 AM
Who's going to the cricket? We're off to the SCG in the New Year!

Steve Whitehouse. You'll notice him.

He gets taller every time I see him.

Can he bowl?
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: CJ on December 13, 2013, 09:23:24 AM
I usually buy my H&V off him. Opportunity for new seller to steal my loyalty
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: Damo70 on December 13, 2013, 11:32:56 AM
I usually buy my H&V off him. Opportunity for new seller to steal my loyalty

I hope Percy has bought his lad a snazzy new jumper for Christmas. He was moaning about how cold he was when I bought the last one off him. Although he did say something about waking up late and not having time to get dressed properly. Youngsters, eh?
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: cdbearsfan on December 13, 2013, 01:39:11 PM
Does "temporary direct sales executive in the sports & leisure sector" mean "someone to stand in the cold shouting "Eeroesandvillains! Theeevillafanzeeeene! Brandnewissueouttoday""?
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: dave.woodhall on December 13, 2013, 04:15:12 PM
Does "temporary direct sales executive in the sports & leisure sector" mean "someone to stand in the cold shouting "Eeroesandvillains! Theeevillafanzeeeene! Brandnewissueouttoday""?

Might do.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: Percy McCarthy on December 13, 2013, 04:45:40 PM
Due to Christmas falling in the last week of December a position has arisen for a temporary direct sales executive in the sports & leisure sector to replace someone else whose wife won't let him out to play.

I resemble that remark. She's working and we don't trust/ can't get childcare.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: dave.woodhall on December 13, 2013, 04:46:41 PM
Due to Christmas falling in the last week of December a position has arisen for a temporary direct sales executive in the sports & leisure sector to replace someone else whose wife won't let him out to play.

I resemble that remark. She's working and we don't trust/ can't get childcare.

I didn't mean you.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: Chris Smith on December 13, 2013, 04:56:21 PM
Do you need anyone to fill the Jeffrey Bernard 'pops in for half an hour in a dishevelled state then spends the rest of the day in the pub on expenses' role? I might know just the man. Bit out of practice on the drinking front but willing to give it a go, can't spell but a good sub editor can sort that; on the plus side he has been to the Coach and Horses on Greek Street a few times so can bring some authenticity to the table, or under it.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: Legion on December 13, 2013, 07:00:17 PM
Does "temporary direct sales executive in the sports & leisure sector" mean "someone to stand in the cold shouting "Eeroesandvillains! Theeevillafanzeeeene! Brandnewissueouttoday""?

Latest. Only £2. Back-issues for £1.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: peter w on December 13, 2013, 11:41:52 PM
I once made Steve Whitehouse look scared shitless when I approached him with a 'hello, I'm peter w from Islamabad'. He looked absolutely horrified. Standing there feeling stupid Ihad to explain that I was some nerd on the internet.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: serbentoflight on December 14, 2013, 10:20:47 PM
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Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: Drummond on December 14, 2013, 10:25:52 PM
It's not at Tesco then?
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: DrGonzo on December 15, 2013, 10:05:17 AM
Or a West Brom one?
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: silhillvilla on December 15, 2013, 10:09:00 AM
Does the position still come with a company car and fully expensed credit card.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: dave.woodhall on December 15, 2013, 04:51:52 PM
As you may have seen today, the position is now filled.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: pbavfckuwait on December 15, 2013, 05:05:49 PM
Oh so it is not an advert for PL then shame
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: dave.woodhall on December 15, 2013, 05:14:39 PM
Oh so it is not an advert for PL then shame


Gosh, that was hilarious.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: Dave Cooper please on December 15, 2013, 05:30:52 PM
Oh so it is not an advert for PL then shame


It's going to be on every single fucking thread isn't it?

Oh joy.
Title: Re: Situation vacant
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 15, 2013, 05:33:03 PM
Laugh, I nearly went to Ethiopia. Second class of course.
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