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Title: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: UK Redsox on December 14, 2010, 08:52:20 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9284186.stm

The intolerance of homosexuals in Qatar wasn't something that even crossed my mind when the country was announced as the host for 2022.

As far as I'm concerned, this is yet another reason why it was a stupid decision to award them the World Cup.

What's the view in H&V-land?

Should FIFA take into account whether a host country has discriminatory laws ?


[EDIT - just realised that when England awarded the 1966 World Cup, this country also had such laws]

Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: LeeB on December 14, 2010, 09:06:04 AM
The thought here is that Blatter couldn't be more of an obnoxious ****** if he tried.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Mazrim on December 14, 2010, 09:12:46 AM
I despise him. He looks like the bastard child of Phil Collins and Bob Hoskins come back from some evil future to ruin football.
I'm not saying I want him to get hit by a bus or anything though because that would be terrible. Really terrible.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Olneythelonely on December 14, 2010, 09:14:38 AM
Of course they should take it into account, they've awarded a World Cup to a country that classes being born a certain way illegal.

Fat greedy morons.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Risso on December 14, 2010, 09:27:12 AM
My love of modern football dies a little bit every day.  I just won't be bothering with international football in any form any more.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on December 14, 2010, 09:39:10 AM
My love of modern football dies a little bit every day.  I just won't be bothering with international football in any form any more.
Agree Martin.
I lost interest in the national side ages ago, unless it's Villa involved I no longer have much interest in football matches full stop.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on December 14, 2010, 09:40:24 AM
Do they not know that any hole's a goal?

This Qatar decision just sticks in my throat.

Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on December 14, 2010, 09:44:36 AM
My love of modern football dies a little bit every day.  I just won't be bothering with international football in any form any more.
Agree Martin.
I lost interest in the national side ages ago, unless it's Villa involved I no longer have much interest in football matches full stop.

I followed England all around the World watching them play. I gave up after the Japan world cup. I can't even watch them on TV now... it's shit.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on December 14, 2010, 09:49:46 AM
My love of modern football dies a little bit every day.  I just won't be bothering with international football in any form any more.
i lost my concern for it a long time ago...
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: darren woolley on December 14, 2010, 09:50:09 AM
Why did they have to award it to Qatar anyway with that much heat even with air conditioning it's going to be unbearable.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on December 14, 2010, 09:52:48 AM
Incredible quote from Blatter

Fifa president Sepp Blatter says gay fans travelling to the 2022 World Cup in Qatar should "refrain from any sexual activities". 

He might just as well have said 'No gays allowed.'
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Small Rodent on December 14, 2010, 10:01:29 AM
Maybe the Swiss should refrain from laundering and profitting from such monies as Nazi gold.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Pete3206 on December 14, 2010, 10:14:18 AM
"Qatar gave us a shit load of money and all manner of gifts and endorsements, so they can hang gays up by their goolies with cheesewire for all I care" said the ethusiastic FIFA chief. Allegedly. 
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on December 14, 2010, 10:15:36 AM
i am not surprised it didnt cross his mind, as he was far too busy counting little sheets of paper to think about such things...

him and warner are disgraceful horrid little men...
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: The Man With A Stick on December 14, 2010, 10:17:33 AM
It's almost worth going gay for the month just to annoy FIFA/Blatter. 

I know he/they answer to no-one but I can't see how he can carry on after coming out with a load of shit like this.  It's 2010 for god's sake.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Jimbo on December 14, 2010, 10:22:17 AM
It's 2010 for god's sake.

Not in Qatar it isn't. It's 1432.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Greg N'Ash on December 14, 2010, 10:24:41 AM
glad our bid lost. Should never have entered in the first place. You'd be hard pressed to find a competition and voting process with less credibility this side of the X-Factor. As for Qator and their gay laws, i'm sure they'll bend over backwards *cough* to accomodate them for length of the competition in return for all that filthy money. I believe its also a alcohol free country but you can bet you'll be able to get beer as long as you don't rub their noses in it
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: German James on December 14, 2010, 10:40:03 AM
I like the quote at the end: "This is development of football and don't speak about money".
Apart from anything else, if all that guff he spouted about not wanting racism or discrimination meant anything, this issue alone should have been enough to fuck Qatar's bid. What a bloated, hypocritical shit the man is!
It makes me realise what it must be like to support New-CAssel under Ashley- a complete meglomaniac at the top pissing on everyone below him.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Dr Butler on December 14, 2010, 10:46:18 AM
glad our bid lost. Should never have entered in the first place. You'd be hard pressed to find a competition and voting process with less credibility this side of the X-Factor. As for Qator and their gay laws, i'm sure they'll bend over backwards *cough* to accomodate them for length of the competition in return for all that filthy money. I believe its also a alcohol free country but you can bet you'll be able to get beer as long as you don't rub their noses in it

Eurovision song contest ?      but I get your point.

UTV
The Doc
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: UsualSuspect on December 14, 2010, 11:06:49 AM
I was going to say that Blatter was in the shit
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: The Man With A Stick on December 14, 2010, 11:09:28 AM
It's 2010 for god's sake.

Not in Qatar it isn't. It's 1432.

Fair point.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: stevenjos on December 14, 2010, 11:36:17 AM
He really is slimy isnt he? Everytime i see him he gets more and more like Jabba the Hut.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: CJ on December 14, 2010, 11:40:24 AM
Qatar follows Sharia law so being gay wouldn't be the only worry. Nick or shag anything and expect to lose the relevant bodily appendages. But seeing as no-one can drink the temptations should be minimal.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Small Rodent on December 14, 2010, 11:50:10 AM
Qatar follows Sharia law so being gay wouldn't be the only worry. Nick or shag anything and expect to lose the relevant bodily appendages. But seeing as no-one can drink the temptations should be minimal.


A gay mate of mine says he only gets laid when drunk, so Qatar should be no problem for him.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 14, 2010, 11:52:02 AM
Qatar follows Sharia law so being gay wouldn't be the only worry. Nick or shag anything and expect to lose the relevant bodily appendages. But seeing as no-one can drink the temptations should be minimal.


A gay mate of mine says he only gets laid when drunk, so Qatar should be no problem for him.

Someone I know spent a bit of time in the middle east in the army. He said it's women for breeding, men for pleasure... and that's just in the army... :P
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Small Rodent on December 14, 2010, 11:58:46 AM
Qatar follows Sharia law so being gay wouldn't be the only worry. Nick or shag anything and expect to lose the relevant bodily appendages. But seeing as no-one can drink the temptations should be minimal.


A gay mate of mine says he only gets laid when drunk, so Qatar should be no problem for him.

Someone I know spent a bit of time in the middle east in the army. He said it's women for breeding, men for pleasure... and that's just in the army... :P



Sounds like Alexandra the Great's army!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: JJ-AV on December 14, 2010, 12:08:11 PM
Fuck England.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Chris Smith on December 14, 2010, 12:19:21 PM
Fuck England.

But not when you're in Qatar.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on December 14, 2010, 12:20:10 PM
Incredible quote from Blatter

Fifa president Sepp Blatter says gay fans travelling to the 2022 World Cup in Qatar should "refrain from any sexual activities". 

He might just as well have said 'No gays allowed.'

It's too hot for Bum Fun anyway.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: TimTheVillain on December 14, 2010, 12:34:25 PM
Maybe the Swiss should refrain from laundering and profitting from such monies as Nazi gold.

You'd have thought he ( and his mates) would have an interest in the 'pink pound' though.

Maybe it's not as strong as it was ?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Jimbo on December 14, 2010, 01:00:17 PM
You actually can drink in Qatar, in hotels and 'sports clubs'. I know because I've done it. It's a bit pricey, though. Haven't done the gay thing, so I can't comment, but heterosexual 'contact' in public is also illegal.

Holding hands in public with a girl, especially if you're not married, could be a problem. Kissing or hugging her in public would be a crime with a prison sentence. Oddly, however, given the country's - and whole region's - stance on homosexuality, holding hands with men in public is absolutely fine, in fact, normal for many men. Anything more amorous than that, though, and you'll be sent to prison, with a massive bunch of men. Which seems a silly place to send a man if you don't want him getting too close to other men.

Yes, it's a fucking silly world we live in.   
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: olaftab on December 14, 2010, 01:01:34 PM
Qatar decision is like a turd in a punch bowl!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: olaftab on December 14, 2010, 01:03:14 PM
It's almost worth going gay for the month just to annoy FIFA/Blatter. 

I know he/they answer to no-one but I can't see how he can carry on after coming out with a load of shit like this.  It's 2010 for god's sake.

So it is 2010 and therefore statements like "going gay for a month" are not appropriate.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: taylorsworkrate on December 14, 2010, 02:03:33 PM
My love of modern football dies a little bit every day.  I just won't be bothering with international football in any form any more.
Agree Martin.
I lost interest in the national side ages ago, unless it's Villa involved I no longer have much interest in football matches full stop.

Instead of watching Tottenham v Chelsea on Sunday, i switched between the Snooker and the Mosconi cup.  Villa or nothing (exception of barcelona) for me.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Le Lapin on December 14, 2010, 02:09:22 PM
Step Ladder is a cock of the highest order. He's turning FIFA into even more of a joke. He insulted Ireland year when they broached the idea of a replay, he is a c**t and the sooner someone shoulders him out of the way the better. He must be on the take. Despicable human.
Now where are my chaps?....
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on December 14, 2010, 02:14:37 PM
I have never liked Sepp Blatter or indeed Fanny his wife.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: 5ft811st2 Durham on December 14, 2010, 02:32:21 PM
It's almost worth going gay for the month just to annoy FIFA/Blatter. 

I know he/they answer to no-one but I can't see how he can carry on after coming out with a load of shit like this.  It's 2010 for god's sake.

So it is 2010 and therefore statements like "going gay for a month" are not appropriate.

Why not?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Olneythelonely on December 14, 2010, 02:36:18 PM
It's almost worth going gay for the month just to annoy FIFA/Blatter. 

I know he/they answer to no-one but I can't see how he can carry on after coming out with a load of shit like this.  It's 2010 for god's sake.

So it is 2010 and therefore statements like "going gay for a month" are not appropriate.

Why not?

Because people don't choose to go gay for a month?

I found it funny nonetheless.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Martyn Smith on December 14, 2010, 02:39:07 PM
I lost interest in the national side ages ago, unless it's Villa involved I no longer have much interest in football matches full stop.

Agree 100% 8 Ace. I used to watch whatever football was on telly religiously. Now I don't even usually bother with MOTD unless Villa are on, and even then usually only up to the Villa game.

Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on December 14, 2010, 02:39:46 PM
Sepp doesn't like gays anyway.

He's well known for being a fanny Blatter.

EDIT Morrissey beat me to it, the Chiselling cad!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on December 14, 2010, 02:41:45 PM
I lost interest in the national side ages ago, unless it's Villa involved I no longer have much interest in football matches full stop.

Agree 100% 8 Ace. I used to watch whatever football was on telly religiously. Now I don't even usually bother with MOTD unless Villa are on, and even then usually only up to the Villa game.



Exactly.
I'll speed through the recording to the Villa game, pausing only if the Dog shit or Stripeyfilth have been beaten.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on December 14, 2010, 02:43:05 PM
Don't know about gays being made uncomfortable in Qatar.

What would happen if Israel qualify?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Olneythelonely on December 14, 2010, 02:58:24 PM
Don't know about gays being made uncomfortable in Qatar.

What would happen if Israel qualify?

Israel don't exist.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: WikiVilla on December 14, 2010, 03:46:36 PM
Why did they have to award it to Qatar anyway with that much heat even with air conditioning it's going to be unbearable.

Isn't it being pulled forward to Feb to avoid the + 50c temps ?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: damon loves JT on December 14, 2010, 03:51:24 PM
Don't know about gays being made uncomfortable in Qatar.

At every hotel in Doha, the upholstery clashes with the curtains. Fact
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: The Left Side on December 14, 2010, 04:29:38 PM
I have never liked Sepp Blatter or indeed Fanny his wife.

Excellent!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Salsa Party Animal on December 14, 2010, 05:16:28 PM
How did Sepp Blatter become Top Dog in Fifa as lot of people doesn't like him.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on December 14, 2010, 05:23:13 PM
probably the same way that jack warner became vice president... by surrounding himself with his own yes man cronies and bullying anyone who doesnt agree with him...
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: The Man With A Stick on December 14, 2010, 05:41:35 PM
Why did they have to award it to Qatar anyway with that much heat even with air conditioning it's going to be unbearable.

Isn't it being pulled forward to Feb to avoid the + 50c temps ?

Not a chance, the leagues would never agree to it.  You've got more chance of George Michael rocking up at the opening ceremony.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: jembob on December 14, 2010, 06:07:06 PM
It seems to me that the only person in a position of power anywhere in the world that has even a shred of dignity and credibility is Berlusconi.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: kipeye on December 14, 2010, 07:55:22 PM
I despise him. He looks like the bastard child of Phil Collins and Bob Hoskins come back from some evil future to ruin football.
I'm not saying I want him to get hit by a bus or anything though because that would be terrible. Really terrible.
I'm a Buddhist Maz -but let me know if you need someone to drive...
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: not3bad on December 15, 2010, 09:26:59 AM
It's almost worth going gay for the month just to annoy FIFA/Blatter. 

I know he/they answer to no-one but I can't see how he can carry on after coming out with a load of shit like this.  It's 2010 for god's sake.

So it is 2010 and therefore statements like "going gay for a month" are not appropriate.

Why not?

Because people don't choose to go gay for a month?

When was the statement appropriate then?  The 60s?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: olaftab on December 15, 2010, 10:22:34 AM
It's almost worth going gay for the month just to annoy FIFA/Blatter. 

I know he/they answer to no-one but I can't see how he can carry on after coming out with a load of shit like this.  It's 2010 for god's sake.

So it is 2010 and therefore statements like "going gay for a month" are not appropriate.

Why not?

Because people don't choose to go gay for a month?

When was the statement appropriate then?  The 60s?
I guess it never was. Sexual preferance is not a choice. It is how you are and can't be something else for a little bit and than revert back! However I accept the original comment was  made in gest for amusement!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: PeterWithe on December 15, 2010, 12:03:47 PM
I know someone who was a Lesbian for a year.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Olneythelonely on December 15, 2010, 12:06:07 PM
I know someone who was a Lesbian for a year.

Are you sure it's not bisexuality?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: PeterWithe on December 15, 2010, 12:08:05 PM
No that was it as far as I know, never before or after.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: TimTheVillain on December 15, 2010, 12:08:18 PM
I know someone who was a Lesbian for a year.

Did you change her ??
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Olneythelonely on December 15, 2010, 12:11:42 PM
No that was it as far as I know, never before or after.

It's still bisexuality isn't it, no matter what the length of time. Greedy if you ask me.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: PeterWithe on December 15, 2010, 12:16:07 PM
I dunno really, I cant say I've given it much thought but I'd say Elton John was gay rather than bisexual despite him being married to a woman at some point.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: damon loves JT on December 15, 2010, 12:21:41 PM
I feel like going to Qatar and *acting flamboyantly* just to annoy Sepp Blatter.

Of course, my idea of flamboyance is the use of coloured wood stain on outdoor furniture
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Olneythelonely on December 15, 2010, 12:24:56 PM
I dunno really, I cant say I've given it much thought but I'd say Elton John was gay rather than bisexual despite him being married to a woman at some point.

Elton John was living a lie though, he didn't just decide to have a bit of of a dabble. If I suddenly decide to have a bash at a bloke it would suggest bisexuality, but getting married to hide the real you (not you) is something different.

Anyway, how about Sepp Blatter the fat twat.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on December 15, 2010, 12:30:06 PM
I feel like going to Qatar and *acting flamboyantly* just to annoy Sepp Blatter.

Of course, my idea of flamboyance is the use of coloured wood stain on outdoor furniture

Oooooh... slap me on the patio!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Chris Smith on December 15, 2010, 12:33:13 PM
I dunno really, I cant say I've given it much thought but I'd say Elton John was gay rather than bisexual despite him being married to a woman at some point.

Elton John was living a lie though, he didn't just decide to have a bit of of a dabble. If I suddenly decide to have a bash at a bloke it would suggest bisexuality, but getting married to hide the real you (not you) is something different.

Anyway, how about Sepp Blatter the fat twat.

I think he's already married.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: not3bad on December 15, 2010, 12:45:52 PM
If I suddenly decide to have a bash at a bloke it would suggest bisexuality

What about Katy Perry then?  She kissed a girl and she thinks she liked it.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: TimTheVillain on December 15, 2010, 01:06:13 PM
I bet Blatter would dance the chocolate cha cha for a few quid  ;)
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Bigmelonface on December 15, 2010, 01:22:04 PM
Yeah its way to hot there can you imagine bumming in that heat.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: UK Redsox on December 15, 2010, 01:40:24 PM
If I suddenly decide to have a bash at a bloke it would suggest bisexuality

What about Katy Perry then?  She kissed a girl and she thinks she liked it.

She also married a bloke who looks like a woman
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Dave Cooper please on December 15, 2010, 08:16:18 PM
Yeah its way to hot there can you imagine bumming in that heat.

Are you saying that you can imagine bumming if it was cooler Melon?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on December 16, 2010, 08:53:22 AM
Yeah its way to hot there can you imagine bumming in that heat.

Are you saying that you can imagine bumming if it was cooler Melon?
Always allow the melon to cool down after getting it out of the microwave.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: brian green on December 16, 2010, 09:30:14 AM
Rushing off to the job centre so no time to read all the pages of this thread but has anybody commented that, as a student, Blatter was a founder member of the Stockings and Suspenders Preservation Society?

If they were to be preserved for women he is well worthy of a second look by the Qatar authorities if the society was - heaven forbid -  to preserve them as male attire the hypocrisy is is almost as breathtaking as the award to Qatar in the first place.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Bigmelonface on December 16, 2010, 01:33:05 PM
Yeah its way to hot there can you imagine bumming in that heat.

Are you saying that you can imagine bumming if it was cooler Melon?

Well I wouldn't want to bum in that heat would you? FIFA really should take these things into consideration before choosing hosts.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: peter w on December 16, 2010, 01:39:12 PM
I know someone who was a Lesbian for a year.

Are you sure it's not bisexuality?

No, i dressed up and called myself Sheila. The sex was great but mostly fat mingers, with short hair, walking in the prison service.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: cheltenhamlion on December 16, 2010, 01:51:14 PM
I know someone who was a Lesbian for a year.

Are you sure it's not bisexuality?

No, i dressed up and called myself Sheila. The sex was great but mostly fat mingers, with short hair, walking in the prison service.

I was waiting for a colleague to join me in a pub the other day and a very drunk man parked himself at the table taking great pains to announce to me that he was bisexual.

It's been a long time since a man tried to pull me. I obviously haven't lost it.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: usav on December 16, 2010, 02:03:53 PM
My love of modern football dies a little bit every day.  I just won't be bothering with international football in any form any more.
I don't blame you.  After all, when did the IOM last qualify for anything?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Chris Jameson on December 16, 2010, 02:45:23 PM
If I suddenly decide to have a bash at a bloke it would suggest bisexuality

What about Katy Perry then?  She kissed a girl and she thinks she liked it.

She also married a bloke who looks like a woman

Lot of bearded ladies round your way?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Risso on December 16, 2010, 03:24:20 PM
My love of modern football dies a little bit every day.  I just won't be bothering with international football in any form any more.
I don't blame you.  After all, when did the IOM last qualify for anything?

That's cold, man.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: peter w on December 16, 2010, 03:30:55 PM
My love of modern football dies a little bit every day.  I just won't be bothering with international football in any form any more.
I don't blame you.  After all, when did the IOM last qualify for anything?

Got to the semi's in The Apprentice.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: brian green on December 16, 2010, 05:49:04 PM
Should have won the Green Jersey in the Tour de France
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Dave Cooper please on December 16, 2010, 09:31:20 PM
Yeah its way to hot there can you imagine bumming in that heat.

Are you saying that you can imagine bumming if it was cooler Melon?

Well I wouldn't want to bum in that heat would you? FIFA really should take these things into consideration before choosing hosts.

I'm not entirely sure I'd want to bum in any temperature. mind you, I haven't actually tried it so you might be right.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: peter w on December 16, 2010, 09:37:35 PM
Yeah its way to hot there can you imagine bumming in that heat.

Are you saying that you can imagine bumming if it was cooler Melon?

Well I wouldn't want to bum in that heat would you? FIFA really should take these things into consideration before choosing hosts.

I'm not entirely sure I'd want to bum in any temperature. mind you, I haven't actually tried it so you might be right.

Not even with a man?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: damon loves JT on December 16, 2010, 10:10:49 PM
I think you'd get away with it if you called it something else. How about 'taking banter in the fan zone'
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: peter w on December 16, 2010, 10:13:37 PM
Or as its in Qatar it could simply be called 'drilling for oil'
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: UK Redsox on December 17, 2010, 11:21:16 AM
Blatter with a classic "non apology, apology"; saying that "if somebody feels that they have been hurt, then I regret it and present apologies".

My reading of this is that he's not sorry for what he said only that people were offended by it.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/international/8208537/Sepp-Blatter-apologises-for-no-sex-for-gay-supporters-remarks-during-Qatar-2022-World-Cup.html
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on December 17, 2010, 11:23:39 AM
Quote
I think you'd get away with it if you called it something else. How about 'taking banter in the fan zone'

Tackling from behind
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Pete3206 on December 17, 2010, 11:25:48 AM
Another bum note from Blatter.

Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Hopadop on December 17, 2010, 11:27:29 AM
Playing with a big man up front
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Pete3206 on December 17, 2010, 11:31:32 AM
FIFA's plans are all to cock if you ask me.

Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Jimbo on December 17, 2010, 11:36:18 AM
Blatter should certainly be apologising for awarding the World Cup to Qatar in the first place. Personally, I can't stand the bloke, but advising homosexuals to abstain from homosexual activity in Qatar in 2022 is actually spot on. It's illegal there and carries harsh penalties.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Chris Smith on December 17, 2010, 11:37:35 AM
Should have won the Green Jersey in the Tour de France

...but was disqualified for having 3 legs.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Dave on December 17, 2010, 11:42:29 AM
Blatter should certainly be apologising for awarding the World Cup to Qatar in the first place. Personally, I can't stand the bloke, but advising homosexuals to abstain from homosexual activity in Qatar in 2022 is actually spot on. It's illegal there and carries harsh penalties.
Although part of being granted the World Cup is that FIFA reserve the right to change any laws that don't suit them for the duration of the tournament.

He could have asked them to start to crawl out of the Middle Ages or they weren't getting it.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Jimbo on December 17, 2010, 11:47:06 AM
Blatter should certainly be apologising for awarding the World Cup to Qatar in the first place. Personally, I can't stand the bloke, but advising homosexuals to abstain from homosexual activity in Qatar in 2022 is actually spot on. It's illegal there and carries harsh penalties.
Although part of being granted the World Cup is that FIFA reserve the right to change any laws that don't suit them for the duration of the tournament.

He could have asked them to start to crawl out of the Middle Ages or they weren't getting it.

He should have, but I fear the enormous mountain of oil & gas money that was transported to his secret lair on a freight ship from the Gulf might have persuaded him otherwise. 
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Dr Butler on December 17, 2010, 11:48:53 AM
Blatter should certainly be apologising for awarding the World Cup to Qatar in the first place. Personally, I can't stand the bloke, but advising homosexuals to abstain from homosexual activity in Qatar in 2022 is actually spot on. It's illegal there and carries harsh penalties.
Although part of being granted the World Cup is that FIFA reserve the right to change any laws that don't suit them for the duration of the tournament.

He could have asked them to start to crawl out of the Middle Ages or they weren't getting it.

He should have, but I fear the enormous mountain of oil & gas money that was transported to his secret lair on a freight ship from the Gulf might have persuaded him otherwise. 

send for 007
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: MoetVillan on December 17, 2010, 12:00:47 PM
Blatter is a disgrace.  Blatent bribe taker.  He knew what the rules are in Qatar, and homosexuality is a current issue within the game, (in that I mean people dont want to come forward and admit it, a terrible state of affairs) yet decides to still go ahead with their bid.  Qatar makes its own rules, granted, but globally, is it acceptable for Blatter and his cronies to go ahead, and instill this on players?  The game globally, barely takes racism seriously.  Not a good message to the younger generation.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Jimbo on December 17, 2010, 12:05:42 PM
Blatter should certainly be apologising for awarding the World Cup to Qatar in the first place. Personally, I can't stand the bloke, but advising homosexuals to abstain from homosexual activity in Qatar in 2022 is actually spot on. It's illegal there and carries harsh penalties.
Although part of being granted the World Cup is that FIFA reserve the right to change any laws that don't suit them for the duration of the tournament.

He could have asked them to start to crawl out of the Middle Ages or they weren't getting it.

He should have, but I fear the enormous mountain of oil & gas money that was transported to his secret lair on a freight ship from the Gulf might have persuaded him otherwise. 

send for 007

I'm sure Blatter sent for 007,000,000,000,000. Qatari riyals.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Bigmelonface on December 17, 2010, 01:33:32 PM
Yeah its way to hot there can you imagine bumming in that heat.

Are you saying that you can imagine bumming if it was cooler Melon?

Well I wouldn't want to bum in that heat would you? FIFA really should take these things into consideration before choosing hosts.

I'm not entirely sure I'd want to bum in any temperature. mind you, I haven't actually tried it so you might be right.

Not even with a man?

Thats what I thought.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Bigmelonface on December 17, 2010, 01:38:44 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, is there going to be bumming world cup tourment held in Qatar or not?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Olneythelonely on December 17, 2010, 01:39:53 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, is there going to be bumming world cup tourment held in Qatar or not?

There'll be tourment, that's for sure.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: peter w on December 17, 2010, 02:00:37 PM
Blatter should certainly be apologising for awarding the World Cup to Qatar in the first place. Personally, I can't stand the bloke, but advising homosexuals to abstain from homosexual activity in Qatar in 2022 is actually spot on. It's illegal there and carries harsh penalties.
Although part of being granted the World Cup is that FIFA reserve the right to change any laws that don't suit them for the duration of the tournament.

He could have asked them to start to crawl out of the Middle Ages or they weren't getting it.

You're right but only up to a point. FIFA delegates are like diplomats and so any laws of a nation will be overlooked if transgressed by squeaky clean FIFA.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: brian green on December 17, 2010, 08:22:18 PM
Sorry to deflect the thread from the very stimulating bumming theme but how are these 80,000 seater air conditioned stadiums going to be transported to the african destinations which we are told are to be their final resting place?

Either they are being knocked together by IKEA and will arrive in the gulf complete with a lorry load of allan keys a small tanker of superglue and six jumbo jets full of incomprehensible pages of diagrams or

Amazon are going to make them into ultra massive books which when you open them up jumps an 80,000 seater air condition football stadium.  Then when the tournament is abandoned due to the entire Norway team dying of heat stroke in their first game the books will be closed and shipped up the Congo, Nile, Niger, Limpopo and Rhine (Blatter's personal keepsake).
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Bosco81 on December 17, 2010, 08:48:27 PM
I asked that question after the bid was won, just what Africa needs, a job lot of air conditioned stadia.

They probably just said that to get the world cup a bit like the plan to now move it to winter, if it wasn't so blatanly corrupt it would be funny.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Smithy on December 18, 2010, 12:47:26 AM
Blatter should have clarified, if any gay fans want to get fucked in the ass, they should try bidding for a World Cup.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: CJ on December 19, 2010, 02:44:07 PM
Couldn't resist adding something about Blatter which I saw in today's Independent -  he was once president of the World Society of Friends of Suspender Belts. And let's not forget this was the man who, by way of fostering interest in women's football, suggested that they wear tighter shorts and low cut shirts!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Dave on December 19, 2010, 04:05:31 PM
Couldn't resist adding something about Blatter which I saw in today's Independent -  he was once president of the World Society of Friends of Suspender Belts. And let's not forget this was the man who, by way of fostering interest in women's football, suggested that they wear tighter shorts and low cut shirts!

The only thing that shows though is that reporters from the Independent shouldn't just lift things from Wikipedia without double-checking them first.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: AV82EC on December 20, 2010, 12:54:52 AM
Couldn't resist adding something about Blatter which I saw in today's Independent -  he was once president of the World Society of Friends of Suspender Belts. And let's not forget this was the man who, by way of fostering interest in women's football, suggested that they wear tighter shorts and low cut shirts!

The only thing that shows though is that reporters from the Independent shouldn't just lift things from Wikipedia without double-checking them first.

They didn't need to check its true, he was some sort of cheerleader for women wearing suspender belts and stockings.  Nice work if you can get it.....
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Blatter's statement on Qatar & homosexuals
Post by: Dave on December 20, 2010, 10:31:47 AM
Couldn't resist adding something about Blatter which I saw in today's Independent -  he was once president of the World Society of Friends of Suspender Belts. And let's not forget this was the man who, by way of fostering interest in women's football, suggested that they wear tighter shorts and low cut shirts!

The only thing that shows though is that reporters from the Independent shouldn't just lift things from Wikipedia without double-checking them first.

They didn't need to check its true, he was some sort of cheerleader for women wearing suspender belts and stockings.  Nice work if you can get it.....

Are you sure? Because the only reference to the story (or even the organisation) is either on Blatter's Wikipedia page or fora like this one referencing the Wikipedia page.
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