England national team

[Rory]

I think our brave English boys deserve a thread of their own during international tournaments.

Not because I enjoy following the other matches thread until the very moment it comes to England.

It's certainly nothing to do with England fans being predominantly the collective thuggery of every club in the country combined with twats who know nothing about football but became aroused every two years when it's patriotism time.

No. I worship the four lions, get in, it's coming home etc. Our national heroes deserve a dedicated thread, and I will genuinely visit it regularly and praise our, erm, red roses of St George.

And so on.

(Please mods, PLEASE, make this a sticky so I can follow international tournaments without reading the thoughts of England fans. I beg you!)

[Skipper_The_Eyechild]

'four lions'... ooo you sneaky, sneaky man. I was nearly duped!*

*insert meme of the 3 fingers being held up in Inglourious Basterds.

[eamonn]

Rubber-dinghy rapids, bro!

[Rory]

'four lions'... ooo you sneaky, sneaky man. I was nearly duped!*

*insert meme of the 3 fingers being held up in Inglourious Basterds.

Rubber Dinghy Rapids, bro!

[Rory]

Rubber-dinghy rapids, bro!

Ah you beat me!

[Skipper_The_Eyechild]

They're not rabbits, bro. They're chickens.

[Rory]

They're not rabbits, bro. They're chickens.

Fucked up rabbits with no ears!

[KevinGage]

From Soccer Guy on FB:

England Soccer Club open up their World Cup World Championship of the world championship with the W as they go kick CrowAsia’s multi-squared uniformed asses real good.

The Three Lines’ hopes of emulizing the boys from back in the summer of ‘69 were given a humongous boost when the Crowasians committed a felony so bad the referee gave tbe Hurrikane two death strikes. Too bad for his golden cleat hopes, the former Soccer Chicken could only go 1 from 2.

The British guys tried to tighten up on dee after their first insertion, but messed up when some guy let fly from downtown and found the SGI for the equalization.

It didn’t stay knotted at ones though, as a Vanilla Rice apex restart was head kicked home by the HurriKane.

Up on the bleachers the English guys were pretty pumped, singing a bunch of songs about how this time they sure were gonna go save that king this time, even though their plays could not go save his wife.

But, with the halftime show in sight, their deefense goofed around some more and the Crowasian’s had them a second equalization play and Tommy Touché was real pissed.

The Three Lines were way better at the start of the second quarter though, dominizing the offensive sector with real sweet kick passes until Real Salt Lake Madrid’s Dude Bellingham found the ballbag from a cute angle.
That how it stayed until after the commercial hydration break when Coach Touché dipped into the subshack, bringing on Demarcus Rashford and DJ Ed Spence.

With squeaky fanny time approaching, Rashford wrapped up the W when his sweet cleats in the DBZ sent some deefense guy to 7 eleven for soda and kicked the soccer ball real nice.

[KevinGage]

That bloke writes with real knowledge and authority.

Well more than Nick Mashiter and Phil McNulty anyroad.

[adrenachrome]

They're not rabbits, bro. They're chickens.

The sun is not yellow, it's chicken.

Bob Dylan said that. Probably to rhyme with is there a hole for me to be sick in.

That's just Bob, though.

[Rory]

From Soccer Guy on FB:

England Soccer Club open up their World Cup World Championship of the world championship with the W as they go kick CrowAsia’s multi-squared uniformed asses real good.

The Three Lines’ hopes of emulizing the boys from back in the summer of ‘69 were given a humongous boost when the Crowasians committed a felony so bad the referee gave tbe Hurrikane two death strikes. Too bad for his golden cleat hopes, the former Soccer Chicken could only go 1 from 2.

The British guys tried to tighten up on dee after their first insertion, but messed up when some guy let fly from downtown and found the SGI for the equalization.

It didn’t stay knotted at ones though, as a Vanilla Rice apex restart was head kicked home by the HurriKane.

Up on the bleachers the English guys were pretty pumped, singing a bunch of songs about how this time they sure were gonna go save that king this time, even though their plays could not go save his wife.

But, with the halftime show in sight, their deefense goofed around some more and the Crowasian’s had them a second equalization play and Tommy Touché was real pissed.

The Three Lines were way better at the start of the second quarter though, dominizing the offensive sector with real sweet kick passes until Real Salt Lake Madrid’s Dude Bellingham found the ballbag from a cute angle.
That how it stayed until after the commercial hydration break when Coach Touché dipped into the subshack, bringing on Demarcus Rashford and DJ Ed Spence.

With squeaky fanny time approaching, Rashford wrapped up the W when his sweet cleats in the DBZ sent some deefense guy to 7 eleven for soda and kicked the soccer ball real nice.

Ah shit!

If only that were funny, it would almost be funny.