Summer 26 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Why are we even looking at Royale when we have Cissé joining us in a couple of weeks time. I can only think we have a scout down in Brazil who's looking at early retirement and the only Villa he cares about is the one he's having built with the sea view.

[Stu]

Seems pretty clear we’re shopping in Aldi middle aisle for the waifs, strays and the slightly maimed.

[Dave]

Why are we even looking at Royale when we have Cissé joining us in a couple of weeks time

Because Cissé doesn't play right-back?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Why are we even looking at Royale when we have Cissé joining us in a couple of weeks time

Because Cissé doesn't play right-back?

Erm..perhaps he does at least every time I've seen him. He can also cover right centre half.

Here you go, Dave..

[SamTheMouse]

Seems pretty clear we’re shopping in Aldi middle aisle for the waifs, strays and the slightly maimed.

If Emery needs a strimmer, a socket set, and a miniature bouncy castle, he's going to be pleased.

[Ian.]

 If you would have said Emerson Royal was a cigarette brand I’d have probably said, oh yes I remember, but a footballer, I have no idea who he is.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I'm sure I have at the back of the cupboard a small tin of Emerson Royal baking powder.

[eamonn]

Hazza Wizza off to Leeds.

[thick_mike]

It’s what they call a Quarter Pounder in France.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

It’s what they call a Quarter Pounder in France.

**applause**

[RamboandBruno]

It’s what they call a Quarter Pounder in France.

Exactly what i think of every time I hear his name