Summer 26 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc.

[LeeS]

Did any of our other players around that era take up a career in horticulture? There was Jota as well, but is there maybe an Alan Hutton Weedkiller or a Scott Hogan watering can?

Steve Bruce and his cabbages.

Tim Sherwood produced huge quantities of manure every time he spoke. Great for the roses.

[Dogtanian]

More links to Remiro;

https://sportwitness.co.uk/aston-villa-to-make-move-for-olabe-target-villans-determined-to-beat-newcastle-and-crystal-palace/

Apparently, we 'insist' on signing him.

[Mister E]

More links to Remiro;

https://sportwitness.co.uk/aston-villa-to-make-move-for-olabe-target-villans-determined-to-beat-newcastle-and-crystal-palace/

Apparently, we 'insist' on signing him.

31 years' old?

[Dogtanian]

More talk of us and Baturina;

https://sportwitness.co.uk/aston-villa-and-manchester-united-in-mix-for-croatia-star-leeds-united-have-also-tried/

Mentions again them apparently turning down a 50m EUR offer for him already from a Premier League side, and that they suspect it is Villa.

It also mentions that he exploded this year, so I really hope we do our homework on the medical if we are in for him.

[Somniloquism]

His dad is his mate.

[Brazilian Villain]

More talk of us and Baturina;

https://sportwitness.co.uk/aston-villa-and-manchester-united-in-mix-for-croatia-star-leeds-united-have-also-tried/

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Baturina
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa fina
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Baturina
Hey Baturina, ay....

[SamTheMouse]

More talk of us and Baturina;

https://sportwitness.co.uk/aston-villa-and-manchester-united-in-mix-for-croatia-star-leeds-united-have-also-tried/

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Baturina
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa fina
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Baturina
Hey Baturina, ay....

We could get SVC to change his middle name to Vitorino, to seal the deal.

[Dogtanian]

Soule's agent is so desperate for a move they've apparently been speaking to WHAM!

https://sportwitness.co.uk/argentines-entourage-has-spoken-to-aston-villa-and-west-ham-discussions-set-to-continue/

Poor bastard. Surely that's breach of contract? 

[Percy McCarthy]

Steve Parish has posted a picture of Guessand on his insta. Fingers crossed eh?