Manchester Utd vs Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[Baldy]

Well, those are as 2 good a reasons as any, you mum and your birthday, have good one by the way,

Second time I've seen this on here today. What's happened to this once great site? It'll be 'mammy' next.

Mammy, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old Mammy. I'd walk a mile and a bit to rub your .......

Them 3 Us 0.

[Demitri_C]

I was just trying to remember  the last time we got a penalty at old trafford. Anyone remember  as i can't remember us ever getting one there in my lifetime?

[Brazilian Villain]

I was just trying to remember  the last time we got a penalty at old trafford. Anyone remember  as i can't remember us ever getting one there in my lifetime?

We got one there on New Year's Day 1983, which Sid scored. I know this as I was in the Yanited end that day. We still lost.

[Ian.]

I was just trying to remember  the last time we got a penalty at old trafford. Anyone remember  as i can't remember us ever getting one there in my lifetime?

I was trying to remember the last time we got a penalty…and scored.

[PeterWithesShin]

I think we had one in the 3-3 80/81 but wouldn't swear to it. Can't remember one there in the last 40 years.

[Beard82]

I was just trying to remember  the last time we got a penalty at old trafford. Anyone remember  as i can't remember us ever getting one there in my lifetime?

I was trying to remember the last time we got a penalty…and scored.

I think that was one of the things they discussed at the last supper

[PeterWithesShin]

Rashy at ManC is the last one I think.

[Ian.]

I was just trying to remember  the last time we got a penalty at old trafford. Anyone remember  as i can't remember us ever getting one there in my lifetime?

I was trying to remember the last time we got a penalty…and scored.

I think that was one of the things the discussed at the last supper

Maybe Monty will know when we last had one.

[Beard82]

All I know is that William McGregor said it was a stonewall pen

[TonyD]

I just pray we dont go 2 goals up.

[Beard82]

what score would people feel relaxed at going into stoppage time.

For me I wouldnt relax unless we were 3 up

[Dave]

Another of these afternoons please.

Fucking hell Ollie.

Its just never EVER meant to be against these c***s is it?

YEEEEEESSSS!

Hause get in there!

AND THERE YOU FUCKING GO A MAN U PENALTY

It’s a MISSSSSSSS

From the BBC….

90'+3'
Post update
Penalty missed! Bad penalty by Bruno Fernandes (Manchester United) right footed shot is too high. Bruno Fernandes should be disappointed.

Finally! Justice served, not only this match but the X others where they robbed us.

"Whoooooo the fuck are Man Uniiiiiiited?"

[Beard82]

Cant remember who posted it that day - but I liked the one about as sure as a shit after coffee

[eamonn]

Excellent work Dave. Any sign of a cyst?

[cdbearsfan]

Even then, they got an absolute nonsense penalty that literally nobody would have got against them.