One of my favourite comments from the snowboarding team so far:
‘He’s got to take that run, rip it up and spread it over the kitchen table.’
Closely followed by (I may not have got the right tricks, here):
‘Oooh! Switch rodeo! Cab 12 60 handlebars! Frontside 12 Nosegrab! Oooh! Drunk Driver, switch 14, triple cork, backside 12!
OooOoh! Oh. It was all immaculate until then.’