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Offline Tayls_7

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #255 on: January 29, 2026, 09:03:14 PM »
Absolutely comical performance so far.

Tyrone chewing gum and sauntering around casual as fuck is great until you're casual as fuck.

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #256 on: January 29, 2026, 09:03:55 PM »
We look like we have thrown a bunch of players together and that is what has happened.

Up to the senior players in the team to set the tempo. Feel sorry for Hemmings as he's out of his depth but guy next to him doesn't want to know. Mings and Digne couldn't be arsed either. Only Martinez showing some aggression.

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #257 on: January 29, 2026, 09:03:58 PM »
Have to say it’s lovely to see the delectable Laura Woods presenting.

Comments like these are like a return to the dark days of the 70s  :(


Hahaha.  Good.

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #258 on: January 29, 2026, 09:05:49 PM »
Dear Lord.

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #259 on: January 29, 2026, 09:06:37 PM »
Ludogrets are leading Nice at h/t and so as things stand RBS are just missing out

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #260 on: January 29, 2026, 09:06:42 PM »
Have to say it’s lovely to see the delectable Laura Woods presenting.

 would you say 'diminutive'? She looks tiny.

Diminutive? She's 5' 9".

Anyway, as KV noted, it's great to see her back on air after her recent health scare.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #261 on: January 29, 2026, 09:06:51 PM »
George off. Cash on

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #262 on: January 29, 2026, 09:07:16 PM »
I hope Unai has unleashed the stats video over half time.
Whatever it takes.

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #263 on: January 29, 2026, 09:07:16 PM »
Here comes Matty

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #264 on: January 29, 2026, 09:07:58 PM »
And him.

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #265 on: January 29, 2026, 09:08:34 PM »
Have to say it’s lovely to see the delectable Laura Woods presenting.
would you say 'diminutive'? She looks tiny.

I had to Google her and saw a picture of her stood next to David Haye and Tony Bellew. Unless she was on stilts, she can't be that short.

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #266 on: January 29, 2026, 09:09:02 PM »
Gorgeous Matty is on, phew for a bit of eye candy!

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #267 on: January 29, 2026, 09:09:32 PM »
Gorgeous Matty is on, phew for a bit of eye candy!

Well said!

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #268 on: January 29, 2026, 09:09:37 PM »
Absolutely comical performance so far.

Tyrone chewing gum and sauntering around casual as fuck is great until you're casual as fuck.

Thomas Frank does that too, grinds my gears.

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Re: Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread
« Reply #269 on: January 29, 2026, 09:10:35 PM »
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