Aston Villa v Salzburg Match Thread

[Sexual Ealing]

Why are the RBS fans booing Sancho?

They're big Sanson Carrasco fans.

[N'ZMAV]

Is the pitch running a bit slow?

everything is

[itbrvilla]

Glad I didn't pay to watch this shite.

[aj2k77]

Utterly shit half. Like a pre season friendly for the bomb squad.

[PaulTheVillan]

I’m going for a piss. I usually miss a goal.

[pauliewalnuts]

Will be out for a month or so at least.

Clearly done his hamstring.

Current scene Chez Smirker:

My solicitor has advised me not to comment at this time.

Is that him in the zebra suit?

[Jane]

We're already through.

[LeonW]

After the first 20 mins it’s been a really really sloppy performance from us.

[OzVilla]

Sancho and Elliot look like competition winners.

[JUAN PABLO]

cash needs to come on ..   

[pauliewalnuts]

It's like watching Martinez plus 10 Guessands.

[TonyD]

I’m not sure if it the attacking side of the midfield is the problem.
Its more we can defend

[Chap]

We're already through.

Is the correct answer.

[Villan82]

We're already through.

Finish top 2 and we get second leg at home all the way through the knockouts

[pauliewalnuts]

Sancho and Elliot look like competition winners.

Elliott, to be fair to him, has spent the last four months sat at home in his underpants, watching Loose Women, wanking into a mug and crying.