Newcastle United v Aston Villa Match Thread.

[Sexual Ealing]

Listening on Radio 5. The commentator seems to have listened to all the people Steve Coogan did in the early days of Partridge but she hasn't realised it was a joke.

[PaulWinch again]

The link up play is good.

[usav]

Tielemans lucky not to get booked

[andyh]

Onana injured

[rob_bridge]

This is as well as we have played all season. Excellent

Indeed - Torres, Onana and Rogers bossing it through the spine

[Toronto Villa]

He’s not done much and then he did that. Emi Buendia has been a revelation this season.

Would you kiss him? I think I would.

I think I would, right on top of the head of the delightful little bastard

[PaulWinch again]

Tielemans lucky not to get booked

Balances out the Joelinton decision.

[Crown Hill]

Onana better get up!

[The Edge]

Joelinton finally getting booked

[devilla]

Oh no Onana and Cash down.

[Tuscans]

Onana better not go off now. It's a bruise ffs

[SamTheMouse]

Onana looks properly fucked.

[stevo_st]

A worse stamp than Durans

[Mister E]

Fucking Joekinton should have been off!!

[Monty]

Joelinton with two bookings in the space of one second. Obviously, only one of them actually gets punished.