Tammy Abraham - almost done

[Small Rodent]

Did any of you help build Stonehenge?

I knew the foreman.

I knew the bloke who first put sticks in the ground aligning the stars. Then he sat there and watched. And when he died, he passed it on, and on, and on.

[Clive W]

Did any of you help build Stonehenge?

It had already been built

Now…let me tell you about those cave paintings in the Dordogne

[Sexual Ealing]

He’s a different player now, older and hopefully wiser but here’s hoping he will still find the net as often second time around.

Nice reminder, the penalty box was his friend. Also championship defending is scandalous but enough of that. Going to get some cheer when he scores his first at Villa Park. Delighted for him.

Fucking hell, that brought back memories! And, capricious twat that I am, it's made me optimistic. He has that instinct for where the easiest poke is going to land, and we haven't had that for ages. He also could've fucked us off for Wulfs that winter. And he did a lovely rendition of that Boyz II Men song for his initiation.

Welcome back, Tammy Abraham!

[PaulWinch again]

I had entirely forgotten about Yannick Bolasie!

[PeterWithesShin]

Bolasie was weird in that the fitter he got the worse he played.

[PaulWinch again]

Yeah, oddly given I’d forgotten him, I remember being quite enthused when we signed him.

[Sexual Ealing]

I'm still convinced Bolasie will come good, as will Hadji.

[Villan For Life]

Watching that compilation of his goals he’s got that striker’s instinct and he gets us. I’m sure Unai will get the best out of him.

[Ian.]

Crikey, I’d forgotten how good a striker he was.

[Small Rodent]

Did any of you help build Stonehenge?

It had already been built

Now…let me tell you about those cave paintings in the Dordogne

Oh yes, The Dordogne….where Jack in the Boxes come from.

[VinnieChase84]

And didn't he have a January option of going to Wolves but turned them down to stay with us?

Correct

Jack played a massive part as well. Despite knowing he was out for months after hobbling off at the hawthorns, jacks on record as saying he kept telling Tammy he was back soon and we could push on and go on a run and achieve something.

[Brazilian Villain]

Jack played a massive part as well. Despite knowing he was out for months after hobbling off at the hawthorns, jacks on record as saying he kept telling Tammy he was back soon and we could push on and go on a run and achieve something.

He'll be photographed in full Villa kit at Heathrow after flying back from Istanbul in late May.