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Offline Tuscans

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #300 on: December 14, 2025, 03:15:23 PM »
Watkins is seeing a football for the first time.

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #301 on: December 14, 2025, 03:15:51 PM »
Watkins has two anvils for feet 95% of the time.

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #302 on: December 14, 2025, 03:16:12 PM »
Watkins is actively both ruining attacks and putting us in trouble by holding on to the ball too long now.

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #303 on: December 14, 2025, 03:16:36 PM »
Watkins is seeing a football for the first time.

Every time he gets it, you can see he doesn't know what to do with it. Takes way, way too many touches.

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #304 on: December 14, 2025, 03:16:38 PM »
Get him off Unai. He's breaking up our own attacks.

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #305 on: December 14, 2025, 03:16:41 PM »
Bizot is a decent shot stopper….but fuck me he’s bad on crosses

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #306 on: December 14, 2025, 03:16:53 PM »
Watkins has two anvils for feet 95% of the time.
Maybe he's changed his boots.Remember Billy's Boots?

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #307 on: December 14, 2025, 03:17:35 PM »
Since when is stopping a free kick being taken not a booking?

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #308 on: December 14, 2025, 03:17:40 PM »
Watkins is actively both ruining attacks and putting us in trouble by holding on to the ball too long now.

The way he always chooses the right self-checkout at Aldi though, nobody ever wants to give him the credit for that.

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #309 on: December 14, 2025, 03:18:38 PM »
Bizot is a decent shot stopper….but fuck me he’s bad on crosses

Yeh it’s concerning. He does a lot of things really well but that’s a basic one. Especially playing in England where high crosses are always going to be an oft used tactic.

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #310 on: December 14, 2025, 03:18:46 PM »
Bizot is a decent shot stopper….but fuck me he’s bad on crosses

The trouble is he seems much shorter than Emi so struggles with crosses that Emi just plucks out of the air.

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #311 on: December 14, 2025, 03:18:46 PM »
Watkins did linger on it a bit but I'm not sure how it wasn't a free kick, Ollie probably needed to throw himself to the ground.

In general getting free kicks from Taylor seems to largely rely on on being as dramatic as fuck with a few rolls or a scream thrown in.

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #312 on: December 14, 2025, 03:19:39 PM »
Ollie will score in a minute. That’s the only thing that will help mask the deficiencies in his overall game right now.

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #313 on: December 14, 2025, 03:19:41 PM »
Ollie needs to pull,his fucking finger out

Brutal getting caught offside there too

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Re: West Ham vs Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #314 on: December 14, 2025, 03:19:50 PM »
In the hope that I jinx it positively Watkins is now a waste of a shirt.

 


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