Alysson - signed

[brontebilly]

He was playing out of position. Normally right-sided. Odd that we have 3 or 4 that can play on the right and really only Rogers on the left. Again, poor recruitment.

Buendia plays on left. Sancho allegedly prefers it out there. McGinn can do a job.

[dorsetvillian]

It just felt odd that we end up playing him out of position on his debut. Surely a more senior player should take on the responsibility.

[DrGonzo]

What has football become if we can’t imagine that a left footed player can play on the left wing? Can he also not head a ball because he has a head?

[DrGonzo]

And I missed the match because I was playing pool…so I missed the debut…did he have a right foot as well as a left?

[eamonn]

Is he left-footed? The fashion for inverted wingers will surely die out before the next government.

[DrGonzo]

Bet it doesn’t before the current one does

[Garyth]

Is he left-footed? The fashion for inverted wingers will surely die out before the next government.

Thoughts for the day: How long does something need to exist before it stops being a fashion, and becomes established norm? Is there a phase in-between? Is a 'trend' something different to a 'fashion'? Is the length of time before being called a trend shorter if the speaker is younger?

Is this just evidence I've been listening to the Football Cliches podcast too long?

[Hillbilly]

I'd ask if he's any good at taking penalties but it seems a moot point this season.

[cdbearsfan]

We might have to take five or more tomorrow.

[London Villan]

Where was he last night?

[pauliewalnuts]

Where was he last night?

Out on the piss in Dublin with his mates.

[Matt C]

Picked up “a knock in training” and they decided not to risk him according to The Athletic.

Presume we’ll see him some time in December 2028.