I don't have a dodgy stick.
I do, on both counts.
There's no way this frontline is winning a Premier League title. No. Fucking. Way. We might blag Champions League if we can get to January in decent shape and do good business. I think 9 of the 11 could win the league (excluding squad depth...there is plenty of quality behind the 9) and with Asensio and Rashford in there last season, making it 11 from 11, we showed that form. Watkins, and I say this as someone who appreciates our Premier League top goalscorer, is toast, whilst the only thing stopping us from having zero width is Matty Cash.
They're doing well, but let's not kid ourselves.