We were fantastic against these last season, playing some thrilling, free flowing attacking football.They’ll no doubt be expecting the same again so, I think we confuse the hell out of them by playing the champions league anthem, followed by our new special brand of snooze ball. They stumble around bewildered thinking they’ve gone to the wrong stadium and we take advantage to nick a 1-0.
Martinez to Mings, Mings to Konza, Konza to Cash, Cash lumps the ball forward straight to the opposition. Rinse, repeat.
Emi, kicks the ball to Mingsy, a sideway pass to Konsy, and then to Matty Cashy. Matty Cash goes down the wing like a mobility scooter, and puts the ball up in the airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, back to the halfway line.