Everton v Aston Villa Match Thread

[N'ZMAV]

fucking hell it's depressing

[Tuscans]

From 58% possession we've had three shots with one on target. No corners.

Youri also walking off with the medical stuff so he might not make it back out.

We need to be using the subs bench soon.

Sorry it was late, messaged you

[Legion]

Hope that wasn't our better half.

[BoVillan esq]

Not sure wtf is going on at Villa, same old start, got into the game a little towards the end but really and truthfully Everton should have put this game out of sight, Cash is bang on for a red card he can't deal with Jack, Uni will have to shuffle about the full back position, all in all terrible would take a point at this stage of the game.

Come on Villa get this sorted.

[Rigadon]

Slightly better than last time, but another tough watch.  We look like we’ve done all season, slow, lethergic and a bit one dimensional.  Bring the subs on please Unai. 

[Nev]

A forced change might actually help because the Manager seems reluctant to do anything.

[PeterWithesShin]

You know it was a bad half when you had more foul throws than shots on target.

[mrfuse]

This is a really poor Everton team managed by a dour Manager and yet they are walking all over us. Come on Emery you cant be undone by Moyes surely.

[saint13]

The entire game has been a dog with fleas. Both sides are awful.

[brontebilly]

Two very average teams, that last 15 mins drifted into the dullest type of football you will see. Martinez has been very sharp, Mings ok, Buendia ok. Watkins looks ok too. The rest appalling really. Digne can't handle their guy, running in treacle. Midfield just a mess, McGinn far too narrow. Tielemans and McGinn both look gassed. Rogers disinterested again. Bogarde out of his depth.

Maatsen for Digne anyway. Elliot on too for Bogarde and shift McGinn in. Rogers left (10 mins to wake up) and Buendia at 10. Id leave Cash on, let him suffer a bit after that yellow.

[BoVillan esq]

2nd half must get better.

[Kevin Dawson]

Does anyone have a waterfall please?

[achilles]

Positive - Unai has achieved his objective of getting to half-time at 0-0, so he will be happy!

I haven't a clue what happens now though?

[Legion]

Does anyone have a waterfall please?

Masochist.

[BoVillan esq]

Two very average teams, that last 15 mins drifted into the dullest type of football you will see. Martinez has been very sharp, Mings ok, Buendia ok. Watkins looks ok too. The rest appalling really. Digne can't handle their guy, running in treacle. Midfield just a mess, McGinn far too narrow. Tielemans and McGinn both look gassed. Rogers disinterested again. Bogarde out of his depth.

Maatsen for Digne anyway. Elliot on too for Bogarde and shift McGinn in. Rogers left (10 mins to wake up) and Buendia at 10. Id leave Cash on, let him suffer a bit after that yellow.

Trouble is Jack's battering Cash