Everton v Aston Villa Match Thread

[Proposition Joe]

Proof of how our players' minds seem to be scrambled - a punt down the middle between Mings and Konsa beate them both and goes to Beto. Normally that's bread and butter to our favourite centre back pairing. There's something so horribly off about everything we do.

[ChicagoLion]

We look crap

[paul_e]

No idea who it is on commentary but he's a fucking moron.

[PeterWithesShin]

A shot!!

[Demitri_C]

Martinez been motm so far

[Tuscans]

Our best shot of the season from Buendia.

[picicata]

Foul throw ffs. This is comically shit.

I prefer your SCORCHIO! posts.

He's probably forgotten how to spell it

[Toronto Villa]

Foul throw ffs. This is comically shit.

I prefer your SCORCHIO! posts.

The machine is broken.

[Toronto Villa]

This is absolutely fucking shit so far. Pretty much like the whole season so far.

[PeterWithesShin]

Boring, boring, Villa.

[Garyth]

Slowly starting to get a bit of a foothold in the game - of course this will obviously mean they score soon

[Nelly]

Slowly starting to get a bit of a foothold in the game - of course this will obviously mean they score soon

Familiar pattern isn't it.

[Toronto Villa]

A shot!!

SHOTCACHIOOOOOOOOO

[Toronto Villa]

We’ve become John Gregory’s nil Aston Villa.

[AlexAlexCropley]

I'm uncomfortably numb