Victor Lindelöf

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Nah, he goes home and plays acoustic guitar while waiting for his breadmaker to warm up, IMO.

Close, he invited the Swedish squad to his house for breakfast, not sure if it included homemade bread. He also gave them all the latest Nintendo. How twee.

[Brazilian Villain]

As Ibrahimovic once put it, "I am Zlatan, but I wish I were Victor."